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Please give me a "cold joke text message" for the Lantern Festival. It must be cold and funny.

Tangyuan said: I don’t open my mouth just to keep you in my heart forever;

Water said: I flow all the time just to hug you forever.

Guo said: He’s so fucking mature and yet he’s still poor.

Happy Lantern Festival in advance!

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