Looking for some humorous text messages about mobile phone debt arrears

The little pig said: "My mother calls me Little Piggy, which sounds nice!"

The puppy said: "My mother calls me Little Dog, which sounds nice too!"

The little chicken said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!"

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The little rabbit said: "I was raised by a rabbit mother!"

The little pig said: "I was raised by a pig mother!"

The chicken said: "I was raised by a chicken mother!"

The puppy said : "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!"

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The student from Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

The student from Tianjin University said: I am a great student.

The student from Shanghai University said: I am a university student.

Xiamen University said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first!

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Zhang Ying said: "The fans who admire me say: My idol is named Ying"

He Jie said: "The fans who admire me They all say: My idol is called Jie”

Zhou Bichang said, “The fans who admire me all say: My idol is called Chang”

Li Yuchun said: “You guys chat, I’m leaving first”

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The door of Lao Zhang’s house is made of willow. Lao Zhang said: The door of my house is made of wood.

The door of Lao Li’s house is made of plastic. Made, Lao Li said: The door of my house is made of plastic

The door of Lao Wang’s house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: The door of my house is made of brick

The door of Lao Liu’s house is made of brick. The door is made of steel. Old Liu said: You guys chat, I’ll leave first!

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The student from the Normal College said: I’m from the "Normal College"

Students from the Railway College said: I am from the "Railway College"

Students from the Vocational College said: I am from the "Vocational College"

Students from the Technical College said : You guys chat, I’m leaving first!

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