Collect humorous short messages for Mid-Autumn Festival.

I feel, think, get, see, smell, eat, be blessed, be transmitted and be rich. Mid-Autumn Festival hasn't arrived yet. I hope my blessing will arrive first. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Good mood every day!

Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, present a moon cake, ingredients: 5g jujube, a handful of love rice, San Qian friendship water, humorous binding, mobile phone delivery; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar.

Another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. Working all day is hard. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself, eat more, cherish friendship and think often. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and family reunion!

The moon is round, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Autumn is sultry. May you and I enjoy ourselves in the early autumn night. The moon is in the sky, and I miss you so much! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, remember to leave me a moon cake!

It's another full moon night. I make three wishes for you under the moon: May my dream be like a full moon, may my days be sweeter than moon cakes, and may my beauty be like a fairy in the moon. :)

The moon is a poem and the starry sky is a picture. May all happiness accompany you, greeting is spring, caring is summer, all friends treat you sincerely, tenderness is autumn, romance is winter, and all happiness follows you. I wish you a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival

The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival hangs quietly outside the window. I looked at it blankly, as if it were a mirror, and you and I were looking at each other, exchanging endless thoughts and blessings: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, sweetheart!

I told your mobile phone number to a stranger. His name is Yue Lao, and he will tell you for me on the Mid-Autumn Festival full moon night. I miss you, I miss you, and I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Full moon, family reunion, full moon festival night, a thousand miles of dreams are sweet. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion and a more round moon.

The moon is the Mid-Autumn Festival, so I send my greetings from afar. The bright moon shines in the sky, and Qiu Si is full; I wish you a happy holiday and a full moon!

On the 15th, the world was at peace; From June to Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family is in Yue Bai; Pagoda lamp, according to heaven and earth; Lotus flower, lotus silk again and again; Red pomegranate, pomegranate opens; Reunion cake, jack shall have Jill, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th, the animal forest was also crazy. Lions roar birds, bears fool around with elephants, let's spend the holidays together; Only the pig didn't say anything, so he turned on his mobile phone and read the short message: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, pig!

Frog's four wishes: there is no snake bubble in the field, swan is in my arms, I take part in triple jump in the Olympic Games, and I read short messages in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Use my heart as a trap, make noodles with my blessing, and wrap happiness and sweetness. In this beautiful Mid-Autumn Festival, I send you a special moon cake. I hope you can feel my true feelings.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you not to be late. I wish you a full moon and a full moon. Good flowers, good scenery, good things.

Look up at the fifteenth moon, let Bai Yueguang gently sprinkle on you, want to give special love to you, and gently hum the moon to represent my heart. Can you hear me?

Your skin is a little greasy, but I can't resist your body odor. My sweet lips wandered over you and completely "swallowed" you with my original desire. She pouted and said, "This moon cake is really delicious."

The full moon is round, the wallet is round, and people are not round! Work smoothly, work smoothly! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, all the best and a happy family reunion! Invite me to dinner when you are free!

On the day of reunion and celebration, I wish you: look up and see the handsome guy! Bow your head and embrace beautiful women, and be satisfied at will! It is more "round" to spend a full moon!

Friendship is delicious meat buns, hot pot, hot pot and round moon cakes. Let's have a drink on the Mid-Autumn Festival.

On August 15, I will send you a moon cake, the content is 100% care, and the ingredients are: sweetness+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: lifelong preservation method: cherish.

Meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I am not wrong with you! I invite you to enjoy the moon with me tonight!

Looking up at the bright moon, I miss my old friend. Although I miss you very much, I won't be lonely, because I share the bright moon with you.