Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - The question is urgent!!!!!!Please answer the question~~Begging!!!!!!!!!!
The question is urgent!!!!!!Please answer the question~~Begging!!!!!!!!!!
One: 1: "Manned Boat" [name of shoe store. Compare shoes to a boat carrying people. ]
"Yu Hu Yuan" [name of tea shop. "Jade Pot" comes from the famous poem "A heart of ice is in a jade pot". ] cleverly borrows ancient poetry, which is very creative, easy to remember, and connected with the products of the store.
"Photosynthesis Study" [name of bookstore. Compare the activities of reading and absorbing knowledge to the photosynthesis process of plants. ] "Photosynthesis Study Room" cleverly borrows metaphors to highlight the importance of reading and absorbing knowledge to people, which is thought-provoking.
"Jiahe" [name of furniture store. It reminds people of home and prosperity. The most important thing that reminds people of "home" is family affection. ]
"Daoxiang Village" [name of hotel. Borrowing Xin Qiji’s famous saying, “The fragrance of rice flowers speaks of a good harvest.” ]
"Baicao" [name of traditional Chinese medicine store. It is reminiscent of Shennong Tasting Baicao and the wide variety of Chinese herbal medicines in this store. ] "Baicao" highlights the characteristics of Chinese herbal medicine, the industry has distinctive characteristics, the store name is consistent with the products it sells, and the word "hundred" points out many types.
One: 2: Olympic Games:
Challenge the limits, embrace the future
Bring perfection to the world
An ancient country, young hope
Public service announcements to help the elderly:
1. To be kind to the elderly is to be kind to yourself tomorrow.
2. Old people are like old people and people are old; young people are like young people and people are young.
3. The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop. The child wants to be raised but cannot be loved. Don’t regret not cherishing it until you lose it...
4. Who has an old and a young family? Respecting the elderly and loving the young is indispensable.
5. Parents are their children’s teachers, and respecting the old and loving the young is a virtue.
6. If there are no stars in the sky, she will be gloomy; if there is no warmth and support in the world, she will slump. Love the elderly and children as you love yourself!
7. When wrinkles cover your forehead and hands cannot smooth them away, let care flow along the wrinkles and into your eyes; when childishness fills your eyes and hands cannot erase it, let care lie ahead. , turn into a bright light. Respecting the old and loving the young is a virtue in the world!
Public service advertisement for garbage classification:
Limited resources, infinite cycle
Garbage mixing is garbage, garbage classification is a resource
Garbage recycling, protect the earth, take part in environmental protection with a little effort
Return to the old tradition of garbage sorting, and advocate a new fashion of green civilization
Don’t stand by, please join the ranks of activists
Public service announcements about not spitting:
Care for the environment, cherish your health, and don’t spit anywhere.
Public Service Announcement on Obeying Traffic Rules:
1. A glass of wine for the driver will bring tears to the relatives;
2. A few drops of wine will make countless tears flow out. Blood and tears;
3. Go on the road with peace, and go home with happiness;
4. Go out happily, and come home safely;
5. Hold the steering wheel and always think about safety!
6. Love me, chase me, but never kiss me.
One: 3: Language is a reflection of the times, and Internet language is also a reflection of the current "Internet Age" to a certain extent, and is closely related to modern people's way of living and thinking state. Therefore, with the rapid development of the Internet, "Internet buzzwords" will surely expand their scope of influence.
A collection of Internet buzzwords
Address terms
Even: I mean.
MM: The abbreviation of sister’s full spelling
GG: The abbreviation of elder brother’s full spelling
JJ: The abbreviation of elder sister’s full spelling
DD : The abbreviation of Brother Quanpin
GF: The abbreviation of Girlfriend in English
BF: The abbreviation of Boyfriend in English
PLMM: Beautiful girl Quan Pinyin abbreviation
PPMM: Pinyin abbreviation of Piao Piao Meimei
Meimei: younger sister
Greetings
C U: SEE YOU
p>CYA: SEE YOU
R U O K: ARE YOU OK?
Bai Bai: Goodbye
IOWAN2BWU: I only want to be with you
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M$ULKeCraZ: Miss you like crazy
OIC: Oh, I see
CUL8R: see you later
RPWT: Character issues
OICQ: means oh, I seek you
3166: Goodbye (Japanese)
886: Goodbye (English)
3Q :THANK YOU
PF :Admire
Alternate name
SL :Satyr
Canidae: Chasing girls, especially those in the jar MM--MSG, KISSYOU and others!
Wolf tribe: Different from the canine family, their style is more decent. He often hangs out on forums alone. Although he loves beauty, he doesn't bother to pester her.
Dinosaur: a girl who is not very good-looking (it is discriminatory, please do not use it too often)
Boss: a person who is often praised and beaten by everyone
Original: the person who posted the post
Upstairs: the person who posted the previous post
Bamboo: the meaning of the moderator, sometimes written as Ban Zhu, etc.
Baxe: Vice
BT: Abnormal
Socks: Registered forum members. Forum members registered with different IDs. Usually there are multiple.
zt3: Pig head 3
zt4: Pig head 4 (borrowed from Meteor Garden’s Shancai language)
Rookie: means you don’t understand anything
MPJ: flatterer
ODBC: Oh Big Idiot
XB: Xiaobai-"Little Idiot
SB: 1. The abbreviation of this forum, 2. A contemptuous name for some people. Please everyone Don’t confuse
lr: bad person
lj: garbage
Vent type
Rely on: rude words
Falling:
Fainting: The impoliteness reaches its extreme
9494: That’s it! that is!
me too: I vomit
YY: obscene
Meaning: do not read the word "don't" in rapid succession
Jiang Zi: "This way" is formed by quickly reading the three characters "This way"
Haokang: good-looking
Niu B: also known as NB, meaning Niu X
ze: thief (really disgusting), really evil
SE: less evil
BBS: Big Breast Sister (BIG breast sister)
PF: admire
FT: short for faint, meaning faint
fen: evolved from the southern Fujian dialect
Han: afraid
7456 : I’m so angry
874: Don’t die!
Action type
Flooding: posting boring posts
Brick-throwing: following a post
Brick-throwing: criticizing a certain post
Flash: leave
Kick: follow the post
Pass by: just read the post casually
Parking to have sex: From "parking and sitting to have sex" The maple forest is late at night, and the leaves are as red as the flowers in February due to frost.”
874: It seems to mean a slap in the face, not sure.
PP: criticize, which may mean to criticize and correct.
ZT: repost
pmp: flattering
pmpmp: flattering desperately !
Other categories
Purified water: water without any content
Water vapor: also water without any content
TMD: Swearing words
TNND: Swearing words
2: ☆ The wind is carrying the intoxicating bells. In the festive atmosphere of the new year, I wish you peace, happiness and good things. become!
☆ May you have a prosperous year, new luck, and abundant wealth! The phoenix has been inhabiting the big tree since ancient times, and the good trees have always been the pillars. Let’s keep up the good work in the new year!
☆ Happy New Year, the good days have finally arrived. Friends, work harder next year! Remember to come to my house for New Year’s Eve dinner together! Happy New Year!
☆ May you be blessed with good luck and wealth, more success year after year, flowers blooming like a brocade, the house full of gold and jade, good fortune, longevity and joy, the icing on the cake, peace all year round!
☆ May your Spring Festival be filled with warmth, peace, and the joy of reunion with your loved ones. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and endless joy in the New Year.
☆ May the Spring Festival be not only a time for you to laugh, but also a day for you to rejoice. I wish you a happy holiday and a prosperous New Year.
☆ In this happy season, I give you my most sincere blessings and sincere thoughts. I hope your Spring Festival this year will be more brilliant than in previous years.
☆ The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you a happy New Year, and may you be happy and joyful all the time! May the warmth of the Spring Festival bring you peace and joy.
☆ The Spring Festival brings my warm spring greetings, and I wish you a happy and sweet New Year. Good luck in the Year of the Dog, may everything come true!
☆ In the new year, I wish you a prosperous career and a bright future! Go big! Prosperous financial resources! Good people have a safe life!
☆ A string of sincere blessings and an extraordinary thought are sent into your heart with a short message of love. Happy Spring Festival!
☆ The ancients swept away the dust to celebrate the New Year. May you also sweep away the dust of the year in your heart. During the New Year, I wish you happiness all year round!
☆ Happy New Year! My longing for you is like a curl of light smoke, and my blessing for you is like a gurgling stream that will accompany you throughout your life.
☆ In this beautiful festival, I send you my sincere blessings. The footsteps of the Spring Festival will send them all to you, the pure and flawless one!
☆ If you feel happy, wave your hands, if you feel happy, stamp your feet, if you feel happy, shake your head. Happy New Year, Madman!
☆ The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and chili peppers are so spicy. I don’t regret knowing you. I wish you a happy new year and may you smile from ear to ear every day!
☆ My dearest friend: May God bless you in this New Year! Guanyin Bodhisattva protects you! The God of Wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots at you! The God of Cookery kisses you!
☆ Wine, candles, and feasts, what a wonderful New Year! The only thing missing is your wallet! Happy New Year, friends!
☆ Say goodbye to the old year and move towards the new year. I say to you emotionally: good health and all the best!
☆ Wishing you a happy new year! One kowtow, two kowtows, three kowtows! Congratulations on getting rich, bring me the red envelope!
☆ As the old saying goes, as time goes by, people live longer. At the beginning of the new year, I wish you good health and a long life.
☆ Happy New Year, old friends! I wish you good health and all the best! Bring a gift and come get the red envelope!
☆ Make a fortune and bring great luck in the Year of the Dog! Good health and all the best! At the beginning of the year, good fortune and longevity come.
☆ I wish you a prosperous career and a new year! Go big in the new year!
☆ In this glorious and happy Spring Festival, I offer you all the best wishes! I wish you all the best!
☆ After a long absence, I wish to bring you countless happiness in this peaceful Spring Festival! I wish you a happy Spring Festival!
☆ Old friends, I wish you good luck! Stay safe when you are away from home! Go home often and see, life will be sweeter!
☆ The early spring is full of snow, and everything is new in the world! Happy Spring Festival and happy New Year! Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, and all your wishes will come true.
☆ With sincere and sincere blessings, I express my longing for you on the occasion of the Spring Festival. Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year!
☆ I wish you a happy Spring Festival! May the world be filled with peace and harmony. With my most sincere heart, I wish you a happy year!
☆ Stepping on the wings of the wind, facing the snowflakes in the sky, blessings are sprinkled all over you: Seven Joys a week, Pepsi Cola, and Fanta for everything!
☆ The streets and alleys are filled with the atmosphere of the Spring Festival. My deep blessings to you are also scattered among them. Have you noticed it?
☆ Brother, I wish you good luck and good luck. I wish your family safety and success in your work! If you get rich this year, don’t forget to treat us!
☆ I give you special blessings. May the Spring Festival bring you boundless happiness and good wishes. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a new year full of happiness and success.
☆ We have had a great time cooperating with each other in the past year. Thank you for your care. At the beginning of the Year of the Dog, I wish your family happiness and all your wishes come true!
☆ Old friend, I wish you a happy holiday, good luck all year round, happiness, and lots of money! Good luck with your work and success in your career!
☆ You are like a small boat, carrying me to the ocean of knowledge.
Teacher, thank you! I wish you a happy new year and may you be filled with peaches and plums all over the world!
☆ Let us spread the Spring Festival bells everywhere, and let us spread friendship and praise to the world. My friend, I will always bless you!
☆ The New Year is here, the God of Wealth is here, and the God of Luck is here with my text message! Cherish it even more in the new year, and your life will be even better next year.
☆ On the occasion of the New Year, I wish you peace, joy and happiness! I wish you will always have a happy song in your heart, Happy New Year!
☆ May you be blessed with good luck, peace, blessings, and new blessings! Happy New Year: Good luck, congratulations and joy, may you be promoted step by step, and may you welcome the new year and receive blessings!
☆ During the festive season, I miss my loved ones even more. Dad, Mom, please take care of yourself in the new year. The house is safe every year, and the family is auspicious every year!
☆ Thousands of auspicious clouds gather to celebrate the end of the year, and hundreds of blessings arrive to celebrate the New Year! The green hills are still there, and blessings come every year! My friends, the new year is the icing on the cake!
☆ An unswerving friendship, with thousands of blessings, to the friends I miss, a warm greeting: Happy Spring Festival! New Year’s progress!
☆ On this beautiful occasion of the Spring Festival, I would like to extend my thoughts and blessings. I wish my friends a good mood every day in the new year!
☆ In this affectionate season, in this peaceful New Year, I really want to send you a heart-full of thoughts and countless blessings.
☆ May my friends be safe and happy! Send this "overweight" blessing to the most special friend with the atmosphere of the Spring Festival. Happy Spring Festival!
☆ May you enjoy all the joy you expect during the Spring Festival, and every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless happiness.
☆ In the new year, I wish you to get rich on the Marlboro Road, your career to climb the Hongta Mountain, your lover to be better than Ashima, and your wealth to spread all over Greater China.
☆ The messenger of New Year’s Eve, I wish you peace and let this peaceful melody accompany you through the night. Happy New Year and good luck!
☆ The longer the wine is, the mellower it is, the longer the friendship is, the more true it is; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter. Wish you a happy new year and always be in a good mood!
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