Beautiful love sayings and phrases 2021 I am also drunk

1. This so-called love is a disease you have. You heal from the disease and no longer complain about its faults. When you look in the mirror and stare at your own face, it's still the same face. Time has given you more wrinkles and more maturity, allowing you to understand true love.

2. The souvenirs of love have never been the watches and necklaces you gave me, nor even those sweet text messages and photos. The most precious souvenir of love is what you left on me, just like the river left on the terrain, the changes you made on me.

3. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you.

4. In love, does taking a step back really open up the world? In fact, it can also lead to an abyss. Sometimes you think you are the heroine, but in fact you are just the spare tire. Sometimes you think you are a spare tire, but in fact you are not even a spare tire. Stop trying to compromise. If you want to love others, love yourself first.

5. The most thing two people can do together is to accompany each other. I do mine, you do yours, and they have two or three hours of prime evening time all to themselves. But you feel grounded knowing there's another person sitting there in a space. Don't be confused in your heart, don't be trapped in emotions. Don't be afraid of the future and don't dwell on the past. Love is not a grand vow, but a plain companionship. The more ordinary companionship, the longer it lasts.

6. It hurts to love someone. I love him in this life, but I hope I can love him again in the next life. On the road of reincarnation, I am reluctant to let go and reluctant to ask for it. I use my own blood to write down the name of my lover. Why? I just want the aura of the Three Life Stone to give my lover the wish to see me. I just want to love again in the next life. If we meet again in this life, how many people can remember the people in the previous life.

7. Some people, even though they know they are wrong, have to persist because they are not willing to accept it; some people, even though they know they are loved, have to give up because there is no end; sometimes, they know there is no way out. , but still moving forward, because I am used to it.

8. No one is destined to be with anyone else. Life is actually not long. How lucky you are to meet the one you love. Why not hold his hand tightly. There is no shame in loving only one person for the rest of your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but a person can't be so greedy. One heart needs another heart to be honest with each other in order to be happy.

9. When we fall in love with someone, we can't help but try our best to please him, exchange our pain for even a moment of his smile, and be willing to humble ourselves in front of a person. However, if you have been giving selflessly, the other party has been accepting it calmly; you have been wronging yourself, and the other party has been ignoring your dignity. Can such love be considered love? If love hurts, it is not love; if love is humble, it is no longer love.

10. If you don’t love someone, please let them go so that others can have a chance to love them. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have the opportunity to love someone else. There are fates everywhere in life, and it seems that fate is destined to come together and separate; some fates are destined to be lost from the beginning, and some fates will never have good results. The most funny and embarrassing things are also drunk

Introduction: My surname is Huang, and the traffic light is Huang. My surname is Qian, RMB money. My surname is Wang, the king of big tigers. My surname is Niu, Grandma Liu’s name is Liu. My surname is Zhou, which means Zhou. My surname is Bai, which is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. My surname is Lin, the forest where all kinds of birds are found. My surname is Lan, from a company with strong excavator technology. This crazy world...

1. When I asked my friend how to improve the success rate of picking up girls, he said: "Just push him down! It will definitely work." After a blind date, when I went out with a girl, I pushed her down. , the girl ran away cursing, blaming me for not paying attention to the puddles on the roadside.

2. During the National Day holiday, I was traveling in a soft sleeper. Opposite me was a beautiful girl with such a delicate face. I wanted to strike up a conversation with her, but I was embarrassed. I could tell that she also wanted to talk to me. say! I plucked up the courage and asked her, where are you going? She talked about traveling to Guangdong, and I said what a coincidence, so did I.

Then she said, I'm scared to sleep alone at night... I got excited. If you need help, just tell me! She said, can you change seats with my husband? He is in the next car...

3. "Son, tell your parents, do you love us?" "Don't tell." "Why? ?” “Because once you express love, you won’t even be friends.”

4. My girlfriend bought me a roasted sweet potato on the street, and I asked her: “If I sell sweet potatoes in the future. They are all hopeless, will you still stay with me?" She replied calmly: "The sweet potato seller is my ex-boyfriend."

5. It is said that the longer a girl uses chopsticks, the more likely she is to get married. The farther away, a female man has dreamed of marrying abroad since she was a child, so she has been eating with two pairs of chopsticks. Finally, she married a fried dough sticks seller...

6. One day on the road The couple was quarreling, and the woman started to use it directly, pinching, and twisting~~Look at the man's expression, how uncomfortable it was~ I saw the man wave his hands and said angrily, "Wait until I go back to train my muscles." "Practice my muscles." What can I do? The man replied angrily, "I won't let you hold it."

7. "Wife, wife, Wang Guoqing next door is divorced! "No, why?" "National Day is too short!" ”

8. A buddy asked me to introduce him to a girlfriend. She was required to be above 160cm, cute and not too petty. There happened to be a girl who met the requirements and was single, so I asked, and it turned out that the girl was The requirements are to have a house and a car, a monthly income of more than 10,000, a height of 175cm or more, and good looks. I asked the boys who met this condition, and his requirements for girls were to be 168cm or more, beautiful and sweet in appearance, and good at acting. Housework can also make money. I found a girl who met the requirements. Her requirements were that the man should have a villa, a Mercedes-Benz, a company, and be over 180cm tall... so he should stay single!

9. We had a barbecue at a friend’s house last night. When we were drinking beer, one of the guys insisted on biting it with his teeth, but he couldn’t do it for a long time. I couldn’t stand it any longer, so I said to him, “Here’s a wine starter. Are you tired?” Not tired! "Who knew this guy would say: "If I hadn't brushed my teeth today and it was a bit slippery, I would have opened a box long ago. "

10. I went to the supermarket today and saw a body measuring machine at the entrance of the supermarket. I invested one yuan and stood up to measure it. Who knew that the machine actually appeared: "This machine only measures people. Thank you for your cooperation. "Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from all around, don't stop me, labor and management are going to tear this piece of shit apart!

11. I remember when I was a child, I saw someone picking up a rabbit by its ears. Just ask me Mom: "Doesn't the rabbit hurt? My mother told me: "The rabbit ears are so long so that people can carry them easily." "This sentence was deeply imprinted in my ignorant mind. I really thought that people with long ears were just for people to carry. Until one day, I saw a donkey... I won't say it anymore, I almost got killed by TMD ! ! !

12. I was asked by my friend to help him write the wedding invitations. I felt like I had made some mistakes. I wrote more than 30 copies. , what is wrong? At this time, my sister-in-law came over and saw the invitation I just wrote, and said: "It's better to write your brother's name, we can't..."

13. If you haven't been in love once, you don't know how cheap you are!

14. What's the point of being carefree? It's clearly sentimental and philanthropic.

15. The improvement of selfie skills. Forced out by her growing weight and her boyfriend who doesn’t know how to take pictures.

16. Teacher: If you pursue a Chinese girl, what would you treat her to? Teacher: What about Korean girls? Xiao Wang: Korean kimchi. Teacher: Where is the Japanese girl? Teacher: Get out! 17. Xiao Ming: Teacher, I don’t like children either. Children, we don’t need children. Teacher: Get out!

18. English teacher: What is the best English word to remember? Xiao Ming: Get out! >

19. It was a bit hot in the classroom, so the teacher took off his coat while giving a lecture. When the teacher was halfway taking off his coat, Xiao Ming in the back row suddenly shouted: "Take it off!" The uncle has plenty of money! "The teacher was furious and shouted: Get out."

20. I asked a female colleague to collect the express delivery for me when I was out on business. When I came back, my female colleague gave me the TT and said shyly, "Hey, I just want to see how the umbrella you bought is doing, but I didn't expect..." I took the package and took a look. It said on the package : Parasol, the store girl, you are so talented! ! !

21. I went to the market to buy cabbage. When I got home, I found that the cabbage was rotten, so I went to the boss to argue: "Why didn't you tell me when you bought it?" The boss lit a cigarette and said calmly: "I haven't said some things, which means they are already rotten in my heart."

22. A woman's best self-defense skill when encountering a pervert at night: "How old is the beauty?" "48" "That's not right. You look like 18." "You were 18 when you died."

23. The goddess that a man is chasing finally agrees to have dinner together. Man: These are flowers for you! Woman: What do you mean? Man: It’s not interesting! Woman: That’s not interesting. Are you going to give me chrysanthemums? Man: Is this a chrysanthemum? Didn’t the boss tell me that this is a sunflower that hasn’t grown up yet? How can it become a chrysanthemum? ...

24. Female: I want to break up with you! Man: Why? Woman: You have no IQ and no courage! Man: No, last time we were rowing in the park, the boat capsized, but I jumped in and saved you regardless of my own safety. Woman: Then you have no IQ. Man: How come? Do you think the boat will capsize on its own?

25. My husband and I have a very good relationship. Every night when I sleep, he will use his arm as a pillow for me and hold me tightly to sleep...

Later, he got shoulder disease Zhou Yan, I have cervical spondylosis...

26. I went shopping on National Day and suddenly found that my wallet was stolen. I couldn't help but said loudly: "Damn thief, can't you have a holiday on National Day?" Not far away A voice came from everywhere: "Work overtime."

27. Considering the congestion caused by people traveling together during the holidays, the expert group began to reflect on whether the current holiday arrangements are really reasonable. At the meeting, a person in charge asked Professor: "Do you think seven days is really good?" The professor was stunned for a moment and replied: "Seven days is good. I often go there to book a room."

28. I met Quietly in the corner on the train. The young man who was reading came up and asked: Why can I still read quietly in such a noisy carriage? How can you ignore the hustle and bustle of the world and stick to your heart? I saw him smiling and replied: Little brother, come on, give me your power bank, and I will let you stick to your heart.

29. I bought a toy bomb for my son, but who knew it actually exploded. When I asked the boss why, he said it was a hit.

30. In a coffee shop, a beautiful woman asked me to borrow a lighter. After a while, she came over and said, "Why can't I light this lighter?" I said, "It's really hard to guess what you women are thinking. How do I know you want a lighter that you can light? ”

31. A woman who is not used to wearing makeup is embarrassed to go out with makeup, and feels like she is wearing a mask... A woman who is used to makeup is embarrassed to go out without makeup, and feels like she is wearing a mask. He looks shameless...

32. As long as a man masters two sentences, he can answer any request of a woman. "Can you be more realistic?" "Can you not be so realistic?"

33. Most of the harsh words girls say when they are angry are false. But boys basically believe it and are terrified! The requests made by girls when they act coquettishly are basically true, but boys basically think it is a joke. This kind of behavior is called looking for trouble!

34. Take a ride in your Porsche in spring, eat ice cream with diamonds hidden in you in summer, count money as much as fallen leaves in autumn, and keep warm with you in the fur pile in winter. I want such pure love, without any impurities, simple and only related to money.

35. Your girlfriend’s “Are you there?”, your parents’ “Let’s talk”, and your teacher’s “Let’s talk” can make you instantly recall all the bad things you have done in your life.

36. "I had a quarrel with the girl I had a crush on, and she ignored me for a long time." "Then go apologize!" "Forget it, it's been ten years."

37 , I remember one summer when it rained heavily, I spent eight yuan to buy an umbrella. A beautiful girl in my class took the initiative and said: You and I can use the same umbrella. I agreed. Because it was raining heavily, beautiful women always squeezed into my arms, and I also squeezed into her.

Then she squeezed my arms harder, and I squeezed her harder, and then I got angry: Why don't you squeeze a hair out of my umbrella?

38. To those who invented sanitary napkins in small paper boxes, I just want to say one thing: Your sister! I went to the supermarket thinking they were tissues and bought them home... When I went out today and took them with me to wipe my nose on the bus, do you know how harsh the laughter was around you?

39. I accidentally discovered that my colleague deleted files like this: 1. Right-click the file 2. Cut 3. Open the Recycle Bin 4. Paste.

40. A girl called me and told me that she was pregnant with my child and asked me to pay for the support. I gently hung up the phone and ignored her. After all, fatherly love is silent.

Postscript: The company organized a trip abroad, and the administrative girl collected employee ID card information. When she saw mine, she smiled and asked me: "Are you born in the year of the rat?" Out of concern for this zodiac sign. Maintenance, I replied: "Yes, but please remove the word '老'." She was stunned for a moment, said "Okay" in confusion and left. As a result, the whole company went out to play, really embarrassing me. Removed from the list... A girl's beautiful personality in love is so beautiful

1. Beautiful love is the story behind the vicissitudes of life

2. ╰＇Your smile is so clear It’s as if you can see the backside of the world

3. True love should transcend the length of life, the width of the heart, and the depth of the soul.

4. I like the light sunshine, fresh air, mornings with old noodles, steamed buns and milk. Such fulfillment is all my sunshine.

5. I hope there will be a big tree in the future to support a green ocean for me.

6. Falling from the clouds but seeing the whole sky.

7. Abstruse eyes, a smile in the clear reflections.

8. The warmth of the left atrium is the most dazzling light.

9. The dazzling rainbow always comes after the rain and the sky clears up.

10. The wind blows up the fleeting time like broken flowers, and your smile sways and sways, becoming the most beautiful embellishment in my life, looking at the sky, the snow, and the deep shadows of the seasons.

11. oОHand in hand, walk into the wedding hall together and let God witness our love′★...

12. Our love does not seek for eternity, but for this life.

13. The setting sun casts a golden glow over the entire sea. At this moment, heaven and earth are no longer two entities.

14. ╘>He and she love each other very beautifully and romantically just like roses

15. In summer, they abandoned watermelons and fell in love with air conditioners

16. I give you a tear. Have you seen the entire ocean in my heart?

17. Interpret the happiness of shooting stars, record the rainy season that we chase each other~~

18. Drop into amber for you, after cooling, thousands of times later, thousands of times later , Love is still transparent.

19. Happiness at the top of the Ferris wheel....

20. The afternoon light shines through the gap in the curtains onto the yellowed letter paper, like a piece of orange amber .

21. My heart moves with you, and time stops because of you.

22. The reason you like a song is because you like the lyrics in it

23. There are stories about you and me in fairy tales*

24. The lush things in summer The trees are fragrant. White sheets in the sun, warm fragrance.

25. Look at the paper airplane in your hand, flying towards the summer that is blown away by the wind.

26. Use a poem called "The Time of Flowers to Bloom" to tell my longing for you.

27. How do you remember me? With a smile or in silence.

28. I hope all the burdens will turn into gifts, and all the suffering will illuminate the confused road in the future.

29. 〆, donuts, strung in the blue sky, spelling out the smiling face.

30. 〆, meeting you is the warm spring of my life.

31. Where lavender is in full bloom, there will be a romantic memory waiting for you...

32. When summer comes, let watermelon accompany you for me

33. I leave a place in my heart waiting for your arrival

34. Only when you let go of the string of the kite can you harvest the whole blue sky.

35. A cup of tea for one person After reading this book for an afternoon,

36. I don’t know where you are in the sea of ??people.

37. The most beautiful thing is not the sunset, but the time I spent with you under the sunset.

38. Read a book quietly, with a still smile on your lips.

39. Flowers have been floating all day in Tokyo, blooming only for you

40. The sky that belongs to us is always so beautiful.

41. A smile replaces everything.

42. We are like the most beautiful song

43. A love continues to write the rainy years

44. At the end of this summer, we use our most beautiful songs True words, confession.

45. The so-called forever only represents yesterday. The so-called love only represents the time.

46. If we meet again in this life, even if we have been wandering for hundreds of years and lost for thousands of years, I am willing to do so

47. I just want to accompany you, to watch the starry sky at night with you, and to watch the long flowing water with you. , spend the rest of your life with you.

48. ╰︶The floating light melts the tears that were frozen thousands of years ago.

49. Stand on tiptoes and enjoy the taste closer to the sunshine.

50. There is nowhere to put our distant youth. I'm drunk too! Happiness is high-definition and uncensored, with Chinese subtitles

Introduction: My ex got married and sent me an invitation. I hesitated but went anyway. I met a handsome guy at the wedding, who stayed with me from beginning to end. Next to me, when it was over, I asked him shyly: "Do you like me?" He smiled shyly: "I am the security guard at the wedding, and the groom asked me to keep an eye on you in the audience, for fear that you would cause trouble!"

1. When I came home from get off work, I found that the elevator was broken, so I had to climb the stairs, but I live on the 18th floor! I was half exhausted after climbing to the 15th floor. Suddenly I saw the elevator opened again. Although there were still three floors, I decided to take the elevator. When I entered, I found that it went downwards. All the way down to the first floor, there was an elevator station. He said at the door: The elevator is broken and needs to be repaired. It is out of service now...

2. Today I asked a second-rate female friend of mine, what are her breasts? Guess what he said? He actually gave me a set! 1. Women’s pride 2. Men’s hobbies 3. Children’s drinks 4. The trap of love! I'm messy.

3. The man was holding a rose with thorns in his hand. His hand was bleeding and his tears could not stop flowing. Woman: "Doesn't it hurt?" Man: "It hurts!" Woman: "Why don't you let go of your hand when it hurts?" Man: "Let go and won't you steal it in vain?"

4. The doctor just gave me a Elementary school students pricked their fingers for blood tests. As soon as the needle was inserted, the primary school student farted loudly! His tough mother said: Oh, did you get a leak?

5. It was my first time to visit my girlfriend’s house. There was some wine left after the meal, so I continued drinking with my father-in-law. When I reached the climax, my father-in-law took my hand and took a sip. My girlfriend saw me and my mother-in-law came over and pulled away. My father-in-law put his arms around my mother-in-law and said: This is your sister-in-law. Come on, dear daughter, call me uncle... I also drank too much, so I said so. Sentence: If I had known she was my eldest brother's daughter, I wouldn't have had sex...

6. Female patient: Doctor, I already eat one less steamed bun every meal, why can't I lose weight? Doctor: Why don't you try eating five less buns per meal and only one steamed bun?

7. A: Who do you hate the most? B: A man named Ma! A: Whose surname is Ma? B: Mosaic.

8. I asked my roommate how to describe happiness in eight words? This idiot said: High-definition and uncensored, with Chinese subtitles...

9. When I was in college, I always had a dream. I imagined that after going to work, I could marry a beautiful girl from a rich family, and then live in a bungalow and drive. The days of luxury cars. Now I have been working for 5 years, I live in a bungalow, and a luxury car is in the yard. I am lying on the lawn of a villa in a wealthy area.

How long will the life of a male nanny continue?

10. I was recently dragged into a group of junior high school classmates. I really can’t do anything about the topics everyone is talking about, but I feel embarrassed to quit the group. I had an idea and thought of a practical tip I saw before, and I would like to share it with you: before leaving the group, change the group nickname to "Someone", and what others will see is "Someone has left the group chat." Very low-key, humble and friendly, and does not cause trouble to others.

11. My mother was afraid that my brother would be cold, so she put on six pieces of clothing for him. My brother said to me helplessly: "Sister, you know, I was running in physical education class today, and my classmate pushed me I rolled twice in one go... What's more serious is that my clothes were so thick that I couldn't wipe my butt when I went to the toilet between classes..."

12. I went to the supermarket with my wife today and saw the wire used for washing dishes. The balls were on sale and I wanted to buy a few, but my wife insisted on buying sponges. We couldn’t argue, so I got very angry and started to yell, “Should I wash the dishes or should I?”

13. Yesterday, I went to a fortune teller to do some calculations. The master said that I could live to be 83 years old or even longer. After doing the math, I rode an electric scooter home. It was a joyful ride, and I didn’t care about the traffic lights. I lived a long life and was so willful.

14. I am a hard-working office worker. On the way to take the bus in the morning, I saw a young man riding an electric bike in the cold wind. The phone must have rang at this time. Just when I was wondering how this guy could swipe the screen with his gloves. At that time, I was shocked. Can you imagine taking out your mobile phone, sticking out your tongue and shaking your head at the screen?

15. I was called to the conference room by the store manager today and was almost fired. He said: "Why are you so careless about your work?" I defended: "No, I can't even dream about it." I saw myself getting a haircut." When he heard this, he became furious: "Did you even fall asleep during the haircut?"

16. My colleague has a 5-year-old lolita who came to me one day. We were chatting in the office and asked me: "Uncle, is your girlfriend at your house?" I replied: "Yes, what's wrong?" This guy suddenly asked: "Then will she sleep with you at night?" A moment of moral integrity It fell all over the floor...

17. Xiao Ming: Teacher, I want to ask you a question. Teacher: Get out! Xiao Ming: Teacher, I really want to ask a math question this time! Teacher: Hurry up and get out! Xiao Ming: TMD the current teachers have no quality and no education at all... Xiao Ming walked out of the women's room while cursing.

18. The third girl is bored. A: "I heard that men's balls are usually cold. My husband's balls were really cold when I touched them last night." The next day, B: "I touched it too and it was cold." On the third day, I saw a bruised nose and swollen face. "What's wrong?", C: "I touched it too, but my husband's balls were hot. Then... I said, if everyone else's balls are cold, why are you hot?"...

19. Today we were discussing what kind of girlfriend we want in the dormitory. Boss: In today’s society, the requirements cannot be too high. Just have someone who is obedient and clean. I. : This requirement is not high. I just need to find a clean one. Second child: Even such an outrageous request. I only want women. alive. Fourth child: Damn... Boss: Fuck. You can do it, mother. You are such a strong person. The dog on the street is in trouble. Fourth child: Too dirty. Not clean. Me: Home-raised ones are fine too. Fourth child: I am timid and afraid of being caught. Second child: Then you can raise one. Fourth child: No money. I can't even afford it. It would be bad to compete with it for food...

20. The company hired a Japanese director. As soon as he took office, the director said: "Hi everyone, I am very good at working overtime. . Please be prepared to endure hardships. "I didn't expect that one month would pass. The Japanese director resigned and returned to China. Before leaving, he left an intriguing message: "It's inhumane for you to work crazy overtime like this."

21. I remember peeking at the diary of the girl in front of me when I was in high school and writing They all paid close attention to a male classmate in my class, so I tried my best to match them up. As a result, they got together, and I was very happy. Many years later, she told me that the diary was not hers, but that of the girl at her desk, and that she liked me. Tears running.

22. A friend asked me what specialties he should bring while abroad. I asked my mother out of nowhere, and the result... "Mom, my friend wants to bring me a special product. Which do you think is better, chocolate? Or perfume?" "Why do you want perfume if you don't have a girlfriend?" "...Okay... "Okay, let's have chocolate." "You don't have anyone to give you chocolate!" "...Can I eat it myself?"

23. My sister is getting married soon, and the man has given me a large amount of money as a gift. My sister and mother were so happy that they counted the money while having fun. The younger brother on the side couldn't stand it anymore. He walked up to his sister and said, "I have never seen you so stupid. After being sold, you still count the money for others!"

24. The two-year-old son is very naughty and pesters his mother not to do it. housework. So I said: "Son, come here, how about daddy telling you the story of "The Little Match Girl"?" Unexpectedly, my son asked me: "Dad, what are matches?" He really asked me in one sentence. Lived. There are no matches at home either. I really can't explain it to him. There was no other way, so I said: "Let your mother tell you "The Little Girl Selling Lighters".

25. During the evening self-study of Class 1, Grade 3, the head teacher caught a wheeze The student who was asleep suddenly looked unhappy when he was woken up. He said that he was dreaming about reading the same math test questions as tomorrow. After hearing this, the teacher hurriedly said: "Why don't you go to the dormitory and sleep under the quilt?" I can also dream about the national college entrance examination questions in June. How about everyone taking some credit from you? ”

26. One night, I was walking on a dim road with my friends. Suddenly, a few robbers came out and asked us to hand over the money. At this time, we had to take out the money. ! ... After taking out the money, I gave it directly to my friend and told him that I owe you a hundred, and I will pay you back now.

27. The instructor also came to the college reunion; I drank. If there were too many, he walked over to the instructor and said, "Instructor! There is something I haven't told you all this time. I must admit my mistake to you today. In fact, I put the TT in your pocket. It was just a prank at the time. I didn't expect it to cause your divorce..." The instructor also drank too much. He said to me calmly: "I've known about this for a long time. Didn't I see that your diploma hasn't come out yet?" ”

28. I am 25 years old and live by myself. Today, my little girl came to collect the property management fee. The first thing she said was, "Where are your adults?" I definitely said that he was not here, and then left. Do I look like a high school student or a junior high school student?

29. There was a math test in junior high school. The questions were too difficult and I couldn’t do them at all. I accidentally fell asleep while watching them. , the invigilator shook me awake and said: "Wake up, the paper will be handed in in half an hour. Please cool down your paper. It's so wet that it can't be bound." "I lowered my head and saw that the paper was already covered in saliva.

30. Yesterday, I went to the Jeep store to pick out a down jacket. The girl said: It looks good and doesn't make me look fat. It only cost 1,600 after a discount of more than 2,400. Black is simple and timeless. Me: I still feel fat, so I don’t want it. Girl: I can’t help it, the flesh is there. Me:…

Editor: Have you rested? Not yet. Husband, why do I hear other noises at home? Wife, aren’t you on a business trip? I’m scared to be alone at home, so I’ll ask Xiaoli to come with me, or I’ll ask her to tell you. , Wife, please go to sleep. My husband hung up the phone and looked at Xiaoli lying next to him, having smoked all night...