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1. This talk is well written and shows extraordinary literary skills in a plain way. It can be said that every sentence is a classic and a model that our generation should learn. From the perspective of novel art, this talk may not be very successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than success itself. As the saying goes: "A Ma Benteng, shooting a bow, heaven and earth are in my heart!" Really worthy of being a new generation of pioneers without boundaries! After reading your conversation sentence by sentence, my heart can't be calm and shocked for a long time! Why is there such a good talk! I have been in QQ space for many years, thinking that nothing will ever move me to talk. I didn't expect to see such a wonderful speech today You made me deeply understand,' there are people outside the person, and there are days behind? This sentence. Thank you! After reading this conversation, I didn't reply immediately, because I was afraid that my vulgar reply would defile the rare conversation resources in this space. But I answered anyway, because I felt that if I couldn't leave my footprints behind such a wonderful conversation, I wouldn't die with my eyes closed! How proud it is to be able to leave your footprints behind such a wonderful speech! Please forgive my selfishness! I know that no matter how gorgeous words are used to describe the wonderful degree of your speech, it is not enough and hypocritical, so I just want to say: your speech is great! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, bizarre in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line and fascinating.

This is my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words can I type to show my literary talent? How about this? Will it become a hot topic? Will I write too far? I write so abstruse, will others not understand it? How can I write an elegant and unique level? Is it too fast to write so much in half an hour? I am so excited!

I'm here. Now that I'm here, I have to say something! Just a few words! If I don't say something! Sorry, since I have to say something! Then you must speak ~ so I decided that a few words might change everything! Maybe what I said won't change anything! But! Even if I say a few words, nothing will change! But I still want to say something I want to say! If I don't say what I want to say! Then, what I wanted to say came without saying it ~ ~ First of all, I'm sorry for not saying what I wanted to say! Actually, I won't say these words! What a waste of what I said above! Finally, I summed it up! ! ! I'm just saying.

After reading what you said, I can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, bizarre in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line, fascinating and straightforward, showing extraordinary literary skills. It can be described as a model for our generation to learn. From the perspective of novel art, it may not be too successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than the success itself. First, Ma Benteng, archery and bow drawing, heaven and earth exist. You are a new generation of mountain monsters in the nonsense world! It is you who rekindled the fire of hope in my heart. It is rare to say! Heaven has eyes, so that I can see it so wonderfully in my lifetime. Tell me! It's really like "the voice of great compassion sweeps away the haze" and it's like "seeing the sun through the clouds", which makes our generation see hope. It's just a bolt from the blue, which is not enough to describe the intention of the master's article; Clouds in Wushan and flowing water in the Yangtze River are even more difficult to compare with the master's literary talent! You shine on the world and see thousands of miles; Rain and dew all over the world, Ze Wanfang! Through your profound words, I seem to see your heroic spirit. I seem to see your wisdom of writing articles all over the world with a large sum of money in your hand; As if I saw you pressing your sword and looking around, Jiangshan has countless heroic spirit! How well you speak! I've been wallowing on the internet for so many years, and it's not surprising that I've seen countless people. But when I look at your momentum, I think you are essentially different from those little bastards who splash water on the Internet. The melancholy tone, familiar signature and lofty rhetoric are enough to prove your greatness. It is you who carry forward the spirit of the Chinese nation. Admire admire

There is no gorgeous language decoration, but it touched the readers with plain truth. The sentences are fluent, in one go, and the psychological description and detailed description are very successful, giving people a feeling of aftertaste! From the literary point of view, the novel materials, clear perspective, plain and elegant language, concise, can be called a model of modern talk about capital! This talk showed extraordinary literary skill in plain, it can be said that every word is exquisite and every sentence is classic, reaching a height that we can't reach. From an artistic point of view, this conversation needs to be improved, but its significance is far greater than success itself. As the saying goes: "A Ma Benteng, shooting a bow, heaven and earth are in my heart!" Really worthy of being a new generation of founders without boundaries! After reading your article word for word, I can't be calm for a long time! How can there be such a clever speech in this world? I can't believe my eyes. Since the reform and opening-up, I thought that nothing could move me any more. I didn't expect to see such exquisite talk today. You made me deeply understand that' there are people outside, and there are days behind? After reading this sentence, I dare not reply easily. I'm afraid my rude words have defiled the rare talk in this world. But I did, because I felt it would be a lifelong regret if I couldn't leave my footprints behind such a wonderful speech. Please forgive my selfishness! No amount of flowery words can describe the wonderful degree of this conversation, so I just want to say: your conversation is so touching! Please don't stop creating.

6. Good literary talent, the guest also knows the husband and the moon? If the dead are like this, they don't go, if they are full of emptiness, they will serve, and the dead will not rise and fall. Be ashamed of yourself. Your answer is the essence of a thousand years, the aura of ten thousand years. Every word embodies the cultural heritage of China for thousands of years. The profoundness of China's literature is vividly reflected in his works. There were Confucius sages in ancient times, but today there are Zhang Caizi. How many people are ashamed of your cultural background, and how many people feel that they are not as knowledgeable as you. Your modesty allows future generations to learn, and your literature allows future generations to appreciate. Your literature is really a bold work in the history of China literature. It's an honor to discuss literature with you.

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8. I saw you talking again, which made me worry about you: Have you finished writing your high number? Can you pass CET-4 and CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university let you talk every day? Can you stand in the society in the future? Is it helpful for you to find a job smoothly? Can telling parents reassure them? Tell me if you can serve your country and find someone. Have you ever thought that you will struggle alone in the future, and the vortex of society will always involve you? Can you stand the competition in the jungle? If you don't study hard, how can you have a skill, how to highlight yourself, how to repay your parents without studying hard, and how to solve these problems? Do you know your parents? Can sending messages make your life smooth? A cruel society is beyond your control. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself and perfecting yourself can you be different and have the ability to kill five regiments, understand? You got it? Are you awake? Don't cry in Sao nian, send another one later, understand?

9. You arranged it for me. The child has miscarried, and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to stay in. As a brother, I did everything. After all, she is your woman, and you are still responsible. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I can't help it I won't answer your phone or text you. Seeing that you are still in the mood to talk, I can only leave a message here. That's all. Mind your own business.

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13. You told me here again that the foreman was looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded, and the foreman said that if you don't come back, you 10 will not get any money from 300 yuan. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the next village came to your house to propose marriage and told you to get paid quickly and go back to marry her tomorrow.

14. Tell me again here. The foreman has been looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that you 10 day's salary, you won't get a penny until you come back. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid. Your nephew's DNA test results came back. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Aunt Zhang next door also sent a rough case to the village, saying that you can forget about peeking at her taking a bath five years ago and come back to the village with peace of mind. /yi tooth/yi tooth

15. After reading what you said, I turned off my cell phone, smoked a cigarette seriously, then went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of Tsingtao beer, drank two mouthfuls, went to the window and watched the drizzle outside. At this time, I couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the sky: What the hell is this j8 thing written? You have to tell me something big!

16. Having sex with a woman for free is a one-night stand. It's whoring for 500 yuan to have sex with a woman. Spending 0.2 million/200 thousand to have sex with a woman is to raise a lover Making love with a woman with her life savings is husband and wife. It can be seen that the more money you spend, the more stable the relationship between men and women. Most of the original ones think that they can catch their husbands by cooking; Most mistresses think they can catch a man by making love. As a result, the original partner practiced cooking and the three girls practiced bed art, and everyone worked tirelessly day and night. As a result, men always want to maintain such a perfect status quo: eat the original dishes and go to the bed where the third child sleeps. There are only two situations for young girls to show off their wealth: "Either the person who sleeps with her is awesome, or the person who sleeps with her is awesome!" Give up this without it. Guo Meimei's family became rich because of stock trading, saying that it went from tens of thousands to millions in a few months. Netizens began to study, which stock is Guo speculating? As a result, everyone agrees that it is the most awesome stock: ass! These paragraphs are wonderful. A taxi driver said: You find a dozen prisoners on death row who are around 20 years old, let them practice football for four years, and then play the World Cup, and they will be released from prison. If they can't get out, they will be shot. China football will definitely qualify! I was surprised at his idea and asked: What about solving the increasingly serious phenomenon of divorce? The driver cut off the cigarette butt and said cruelly that the marriage law that can really prevent divorce is that the house belongs to the state after divorce! I asked: What's the difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day now? The driver thought for a moment and said, Valentine's Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day. Both of them sent flowers to eat. The difference is: Valentine's Day burns real money and talks a lot of nonsense, while Tomb-Sweeping Day burns fake money and talks a lot of nonsense to ghosts? "Said screwed up so right? This passage is too incisive? Emotional experts asked an old farmer: What is the difference between love and marriage? The old farmer said, it's very simple. You slept with her today and want to sleep with her tomorrow. This is love; You slept with her today, and you will sleep with her tomorrow. This is marriage. The expert looked at the old farmer in surprise and reverence and said, This is a subject that I have studied for half a century. So: I go to work today and want to go tomorrow. This is a career; I went to work today, and I have to work tomorrow. This is a profession! I drank together today, and I want to drink again tomorrow. This is a friend. We drank together today, and we will drink tomorrow. This is the customer! I ate today, and I want to eat tomorrow. This is delicious food. I ate it today, and I will eat it tomorrow. This is a meal! If your parents are old: don't blame them for incontinence and soiling their clothes and pants, they have already wiped the shit and urine for you; Don't blame them for being slow. They also help you stand up straight and toddler. Don't dislike that they spill food and saliva on their clothes, so they feed you; Don't disturb them with vague words, because you used to chatter and chatter, but they came with beautiful songs. Can you powder one after reading it?

17. I saw you talking again, which made me very worried about you: Are you finished with advanced mathematics? Can you pass CET-4 and CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university let you talk every day? Can you stand in the society in the future? Is it helpful for you to find a job smoothly? Can telling parents reassure them? Tell me if you can serve your country and find someone. Have you ever thought that you will struggle alone in the future, and the vortex of society will always involve you? Can you stand the competition in the jungle? If you don't study hard, how can you have a skill, how to highlight yourself, how to repay your parents without studying hard, and how to solve these problems? Do you know your parents? Can sending messages make your life smooth? A cruel society is beyond your control. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself and perfecting yourself can you be different and have the ability to kill five regiments, understand? You got it? Are you awake? Don't cry in Sao nian, send another one later, understand?

18. First reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

19.xx, I have already asked what you asked me to ask for you last time. Failure to erect may be caused by excessive masturbation. Excessive masturbation can easily lead to inflammation of prostate, which in turn leads to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply to my private letter before, so I replied directly.

20. The embassies of China in Russia, the United States, Britain, France, Japan, Germany, North Korea, Australia, Austria, Spain, Brazil, the Netherlands, Vietnam, Poland, Denmark, the Czech Republic, Lithuania, Latvia and Senegal, as well as the Permanent Mission of China to the United Nations, China Yili Industrial Group and the Central Committee of the Communist Youth League serve young volunteers in Laos and Ethiopia. Romanian, Kazakh, Greek, Egyptian, Kenyan, Iranian, Ugandan, Tajik, Philippine, Thai, Bangladeshi, Italian, Argentine, Tanzanian embassies and China's Pakistani office, European and American Alumni Association * China Overseas Students Association, American "China Overseas Students Association", American Massachusetts Institute of Technology embassies in Belarus, Mongolia, Georgia, Zimbabwe, Iraq, Morocco, Embassies of Sri Lanka, Mauritius, Azerbaijan, Nigeria, Bolivia, Venezuela, Syria, Afghanistan, Ethiopia, Mali and other countries, stationed at Jiangqilafu Border Inspection Station in Pamir Snow Plateau, Xinjiang, and Zhuhai Fahua Industry Co., Ltd.

2 1. Damn it! Great! . Landlord, your crown has Mitsudeki, do you know? He has a cross-training physique at a young age and is a once-in-a-century Wulin wizard! If one day I let you get through the second pulse of Ren Du, it won't fly to heaven. As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell will not go to hell, and the task of eliminating evil, punishing rape and maintaining world peace will be left to you. This Tathagata secretary is priceless. I feel destined for you. 10 yuan I'll teach you.

22. I know that in an empty corner, the landlord is staring at the screen while pressing the refresh with trembling hands. Over and over again, no reply! No reply again? There is a disappointment in the landlord's heart, and his eyes reveal desolation. Yes, landlord, I understand you. This cold feeling is too common in this place of QQ space. Here, if it is time to fire, it will not be fired. If you cheat to reply, you will always be replied. I understand the helplessness of the landlord, so I came here with experience, popularity and a few seconds of home page display. And all I want from the landlord is a floor. Yes, don't thank me, but please remember me, remember that I was here.

23.

Must be topped

Have to top

go to all lengths

Add jack

Anyway, push it to the top.

Then use sunflower to top it.

Even in prehistoric times, we should be on top.

I will use Tao Te Ching Ding after reading it.

Confucius personally worshipped you as a teacher.

Qin Shihuang stood on the Epang Palace and pushed hard.

Emperor gaozu sent troops to kill East Rome for you.

Lu Bu abandoned The Story Of Diu Sim and chose to help you.

After Zhang Sanfeng saw it, he used the Nine-style Full Top of Taiji Chuan.

Zuo Lengchan held a meeting of Wulin champions to discuss how to top it.

From then on, Ximen Chuixue learned the strongest trick, the sword god.

The last form of Long Jianfei's Tathagata palm was changed to top ten thousand buddhas.

Lu Xiaofeng no longer cares about his own business, so he will cover for you.

The four famous captors attacked from all sides to see who dared not reach the top.

Top to Yan Luowang, say I make noise, I smoke, see if he continues to top.

Until the volcano erupts and the Pacific tsunami, I will continue to push myself to death.

I want to prevent Yiyang earthquake, landslides, ground fissures and groundwater flooding.

I am also responsible for the heavy losses caused by groundwater eruption.

If you feel interested, you can also come and work together.

If you don't like me, I can't take it anymore.

If anyone dares to stop me, I will be even more desperate.

If people call me stupid, I still have to stand up.

If I step on my foot, I will keep pushing.

I don't care if the ground is sunken. Keep pushing.

If innocence falls, continue to top.

Even if the sky falls, I will bear it.

Even if Tencent goes bankrupt, it is top-notch.

Even if the shoes are rotten, they should be topped.

I try my best to surpass it.

I work hard.

I work hard.

I work hard.

I'll take it again.

Woding

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