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Latest April Fool's Day SMS Encyclopedia in 2009

Couple:

1. I think I have known you for a long time. You are a special, extreme, rare and unusual fool, and you are lovely. Hee hee, don't be angry. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said with emotion, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you. Happy April Fool's Day.

3. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day,

I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day,

I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I didn't want to trouble you at first, but I really couldn't find anyone I could trust. I am Saddam Hussein. Happy April Fool's Day.

6. It's late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day, and you may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you happy April Fool's Day.

7. A person can be my lover forever; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, when you read a text message, you are called a fool. Happy holidays.

8. April Fool's Day will be in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful. Don't worry, I won't fool you. How can I embarrass you with such a lovely pig?

9. There was once a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If I want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day.

10. Do you know? I dreamed of you last night. We walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked down at my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof-woof. Happy April Fool's Day, >>

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Friends:

1. Attention, look to the left first, then to the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

2. New use of mobile phone: [Applicable crowd] Young women [Usage] Turn the mobile phone to vibrate, put it in the left and right coat pockets in turn, and dial it several times. It will take effect in ten days. Breast augmentation is not negotiable.

3. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

4. Are you lonely? If that's the case, you can buy a rope and stick to tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it's windy. When people ask you what you are doing, you can say: I am convulsing.

5. Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, nobody, ghost, only one head and two legs.

6. Strange, strange, strange, strange. I found that Chun Lv and Chun Lv have mental problems. They don't eat, drink or rest. They asked where Chun Green was. They were buried in the news.

7. You are really not smart enough, and your nose is like an old fritter; Eyes like red pepper; Eyebrows are like two knives; Walk on both sides; It seems that the crab fainted.

8. There are stars and the moon hanging in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon has a lot on his mind, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in love, the Moon Old Matchmaker is a myth, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone.

9. You are standing in the crowd, and the long hair blown by the soft wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoes in my heart for a long time, making me want to say: your wig is going to fall off. Today is April Fool's Day.

10. Please stop watching, or you will regret it. Please contact the service provider, because your SIM is locked, and you won't believe it without reading it. > & gt

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Girls' articles:

1, I used your immature body to drive me close to the naked body countless times. Gentle touch and irregular exercise made me enjoy the pleasure. Just when I enjoyed it, you gradually lost weight. Alas, poor soap,

2. Your gentleness is like an angel coquetry, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like a rheumatism paste attached to your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas.

Please don't worry if a star falls on your head tonight. This is a gift from my immortal brother, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are-stupid. Happy April Fool's Day,

Your influence is so extensive, so great and so far-reaching that I can't do anything today but Doby. Happy April Fool's Day.

5. Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

6. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty.

7, i noh ss, w I, you must not understand, idiot, son, the phone is upside down.

No matter where you are, just smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you.

8. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message.

9. I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"

10, when you are in a bad mood, you can say to yourself in the mirror "I am beautiful, I am really beautiful" so that you will feel better, but don't do this kind of thing often, because it is not good to lie often.

1 1. The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are the goal I will strive for in my life. I want to pursue you and hug you.

I want to announce: I love you RMB,

12, I can't help loving you, because I can't sleep all night because of you, and you will always make me move. I just want to tell you that I love you-football. & gt& gt

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Constellation:

1. Aries spoof story: Sheep have the courage and ideas to play tricks on people. Remember, if you want to trick people, you must have skills. If you are too anxious, no one can fool them.

SMS suitable for sheep:

* Yesterday, I dreamed that God said that one of my wishes could be realized, so I took out my globe and said that it was too difficult to achieve world peace. He said, change it. I took out your photo and said, you want this person to be beautiful. God pondered and said, Bring me the globe.

* I heard that your mobile phone has no SMS function, so I sent this message specially to check it; If you receive this message from me, please reply and tell me: I have it, it is yours.

2. Taurus spoof story: Taurus is very thoughtful, but unfortunately the speed is a bit slow. The whole person should be proactive. Slow down, you may be fooled by others.

A prank message suitable for cows:

* When using the microcomputer, in case of emergency, please smash the monitor immediately to ensure the safety of the host.

Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice.

3. Gemini spoof story: Gemini is quick in thinking and action, and the whole person is absolutely unparalleled. Maybe in a few years, his whole experience will be published in a book.

Message to Gemini:

* If you are not a waterproof mobile phone like Siemens, please be careful when reading short messages, and don't drool on your mobile phone, because it will break down.

Hello, your mobile phone number is the sum of two cubes. If you can write this formula, you can get a souvenir worth XXXX yuan from the mobile company.

4. Cancer spoof story: A kind cancer means that people don't commit crimes against me, and I don't commit crimes. If people attack me, I will fight back. Cancer doesn't like being fooled by others, but it doesn't hurt to fool once in a while.

Crab crab's trick information:

* Note that a pinhole camera was installed in your bedroom a month ago. Please check the opposite side of the bed carefully. The VCD will be delivered to you by courier in three days. Please check it.

In fact, you are the "prosperous wealth" in folklore, and the real meaning of your name is "prosperous and auspicious", haha. Good dog,

5. Leo spoof story: I am absolutely allowed to fool people, and I am not allowed to fool me. When the lion laughed out of control, he couldn't see the angry and helpless eyes around him.

Text messages suitable for lions:

Please read aloud: lying on the plum tree, you smell the flowers, lying on the branch, but you hurt your roots. Please smell the rubble. When you lie on the wet tree, you will reach Chun Lv.

I thought I was evil until I met you. Few people are better than me.

Congratulations, we finally found you with an annual salary of one million in the talent market. Please take all your luggage and go to the guard's office after work.

6. Virgo spoof story: Virgo likes to play a delicate and touching look and likes to say "Don't bully me" to others. Others just touch their noses.

A message to a virgin:

Next, I'll give you a test: Please bounce a coin on it and see which side it falls on. Well done. The purpose of this test is to see how boring you are.

* Your mobile phone has sent too many short messages. Please pay the information fee in the telecom business hall, 890 yuan.

Let me ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Just give me a song title, hehe. At least you,

7. Libra spoof story: elegant Libra is also very naughty to play. If you are deceived by his consistent performance, it will be too late for you to cry on April Fool's Day.

Message to Libra:

Ding-ding, your friend ordered a delicious song (sprint). Please go to the nearest bathroom and pull the toilet, do you hear? Is it nice? Thank you

Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Please put your other hand over your head to cover the sun when you are talking on the mobile phone. Remember, the higher the better.

8. Scorpio spoof story: a pair of "don't mess with me" is daunting to others. Scorpio, who can achieve great things, just doesn't like to play this trick.

Trick message for Scorpio:

* The latest news, turn it off at 0: 00 every day, turn it on at 5: 00 the next day, and the telecommunications bureau will give you ten hours of free calls.

The Tang Priest assigned work at the foot of the Flame Mountain: "Wukong is going to borrow a banana fan, and Wukong is going to find water-Bajie, why do you still have time to read short messages?"

* When you see this message, please do the following actions: hold your right ear with your left hand, hold your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street, and you will find that people have given you money.

9. Sagittarius spoof story: The shooter's expectation for April Fool's Day can be said to be well known, but the careless shooter should be careful when catching cicadas.

SMS suitable for shooter:

:: Hello, user: We found a new mobile phone virus "pig", which is contagious during the call. The preventive measure is to say "I am a pig" at the first sentence every time I make a phone call.

* Please send this message to more than ten people within ten minutes after receiving it, and you can make long-distance calls for one month for free.

10. Capricorn spoof story: Capricorn is basically not interested in tricks, but if you provoke him-"Although my brain is not as fast as yours, I can't lose face; I work hard and I cheer. "

Text message to Capricorn:

* Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: selling children, women, rice, iron, houses, land and wives. Thank you for your cooperation, China Unicom.

* What's the matter? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompted a voice saying: The other party is streaking, please redial later. I can't believe it. I called again and said, sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service. Please redial later.

1 1. Aquarius spoof story: A bottle full of novel ideas, but if there is an opportunity to display it on April Fool's Day, it will subtly make people invisible, so pay special attention.

Bottle SMS:

* Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations,

Hello, this is the service desk 168. Your friend ordered a power train as a friendship gift for you. Next, please hit the washbasin with your head. Did you hear "when"? Ok, the song order is over,

12. Pisces spoof story: Pisces seems indifferent to the whole and the whole. They generally don't play the whole game, even if they do, they look careless and make you feel wasted.

Message to Pisces:

You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

* You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but it's a pity that your face landed first & gt

Give some points if you can, landlord.