Sweet talk and humor.

Man: Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world.

Woman: Why not be the first ... (pretending to be cute)

Man: With you ... I am the happiest person ... (chuckles).

(2)

Man: It's raining heavily today.

Woman: Yes.

Man: That's because God is drooling over you.

(3)

Man: Miss, can you lend me five yuan?

W: What are you going to do?

M: I want to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today.

(4)

W: Why do you always look at me?

M: Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.

Female: ...

(5)

Man: I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

(6)

M: (looking at the label of her shirt).

W: What are you doing?

M: I want to know if you were made in heaven.

(7)

Man: Your legs must be very tired!

W: Why?

Man: Because you've been running around in my head all day.

(8)

Man: May I ask you the way?

Woman: Where to?

M: In your heart.

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