What are some funny copywriting sentences? high-quality

0 1 1. Every morning, I take a look at the rich list. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. If there is, I will see a doctor.

I met a boy who told me that he would love me all his life. I didn't expect that his life was only three days.

3. I learned to chew so much when I saw kiku being praised for chewing bread 33 times. My mother scolded me for leaving if I didn't want to eat.

4. I played two games in a bad mood and suddenly found that I was in a good mood just now.

If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least tomorrow when she kisses someone else, you will still feel involved.

6, others: join the women's group, and you: open a group, so: youth without you.

7. Have you considered the feelings of others every time you scold them? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

8. Eating less than one meal a day will save a lot of money over time, which will be reserved for seeing stomach trouble in the future.

9. Some people's chat records are all sweet words, while mine are all homework answers.

10, I didn't give money for drinking milk tea. That was the first time I was chased by a boy.

1 1. Tell me when there is no money to use, and let me know that I am not the only one.

12、? Do you have a brief history of time? ? Why did you pick up that thing? ?

13, I'm afraid I'm too lazy to say I didn't go to Pinduoduo. They are even more excited, saying that new users have cut a lot.

14, tell everyone that you can really find a boyfriend by playing games. My boyfriend just ran away with someone else in the game.

15, boyfriends don't need too many, but three or five sincere ones are enough.

16, some female netizens are really tired, both father and mother. Five minutes ago, I finished my gentle comment under the comment of Aidou. Mom loves you. In five minutes, you may swear in the game that I am your father.

17, only after some efforts can we taste the joy of giving up.

18, we are all flowers of the motherland, but some people grow into roses, some grow into lilies, and some grow into flesh.

19, since I saw your ID photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

20. I just weighed myself and found that I actually lost weight 100 kg. Looking closely, I found that I forgot to put one leg up, and I was speechless. I was as busy as a bee every day.

2 1, I hope the teacher will say, come on! What homework did you bring? That's great!

22. Yesterday, the male god sent me a message saying? Nobody at home tonight? So I went to his house and knocked on the door for an hour. Sure enough, no one is here!

23. He never said that he loved me. I checked the chat records? Love? They are all members of iQiyi. Let me borrow them.

24. Please tell me about my shortcomings. It doesn't matter what you say. Draw five blackouts in the comments.

25. After taking the CET-4 listening test, I realized a truth. Some words can only be said to people who understand.

26. It is said that everyone in China touches their mobile phone 150 times a day on average. I smiled. This is sheer nonsense. Obviously, only once. I pick it up after waking up and put it down before going to bed.

27. It's not a skill for someone to come after me.

28. I don't even like it. What do you want? Want to order takeout?

29. I sent you a message asking if you are in love? You told me you were sick. All right, we'll talk when you're ready.

30. I envy the floor, so much hair.

3 1, I have a good temper, but once someone touches my bottom line, I will lower.

Am I not special enough for you? A list of thousands of people, you are the only one on the blacklist.

33. My bag was robbed yesterday, and I am very sad. I cried all night. I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.

34. I'm going to take my driving test tomorrow. What is the best starting position?

35. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.