What humorous female good morning greetings are there?

0 1 1, good morning, dear, breakfast is made from the ingredients that were in bed last night.

2. Honey, are you awake? Come out and open the door, I'm at your door! Kiss you.

3. I hope you eat it, have a good appetite and look good. Good morning!

4. I miss you when I wake up, and send a message at will. How have you been these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

5. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute.

6. Honey, it's time to get up. Don't sleep. You are going to become a little pig. Ha ha ha ha, I miss you. Do you miss me?

7. hey! It's time to get up. If you don't sleep, you'll soon become a pig. Ha ha ha ha ha? I miss you, get up and let me see you!

8. I ask the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

9. Baby. Get up! The ultraviolet pollution index of temperature and humidity today is 0. All right, the tabloids are finished. Please have a look.

10, open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up, the sun is going to tease your ass.

12, Chun 'an, Cheyenne, Qiu 'an, Dong 'an, Peace Year after Year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

13, send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gather popularity, annoy you and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!

14, broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safe hail and happiness flash.

15, the phone rang. Are you excited? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something nice? Are you ready? I can say it! Good morning! That's it!

16, please ask Grandpa Sun to gently wake up your sleeping heart and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you greet the new day with abundant energy and confidence. Good morning, my friend!

17, life is full of pressure, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes I am busy and full of motivation, sometimes I am idle and lack of relaxation. Relax under pressure. Good morning!

18, get up quickly, the sun is about to shine. Send this short message, one is to wake you up, the other is to greet you. I wish you all the best today and all your wishes come true.

19, the sun rises in the morning to light up your mood; Send a greeting to warm your mood; Send you a blessing to make you feel happy. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day!

20. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!