Humorous and funny New Year greetings are even more funny.

I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, affair and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, good luck.

When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. may you have a happy new year!

The new year has come again. I say hello to you. Everything goes well, life is better, good luck is handed over every day, and the longer the time, the more handsome. Gold is at home, money grows on the wall, and you have to laugh every day.

Don't sleep to welcome the new year, count down one second; One second is auspicious, happy and sweet, ha ha laugh; A second of happiness, the whole family reunion; In a second, wealth arrived, and financial resources rolled to the god of wealth; Step by step into new hope, second by second usher in new imagination; On New Year's Eve, when you are old, you will be happy for a long time!

Firecrackers burn troubles and make happiness soar; Post couplets to celebrate and let happiness continue; Sending blessings by SMS makes you happy; The bell washes away sadness and makes good luck spread all over the world. New Year's Eve is coming, and the new year is coming. May you be healthy, happy, happy and safe!

Chinese New Year, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, and you can't eat it. Come back!

Welcome the new year and bid farewell to the old year. I wish the new year a new harvest, get rich and set foot on Marlboro, have a career on Hongta Mountain, and all shall be well, jack shall have Jill over Ashima, with financial resources all over Greater China.

This message is good: the people who receive it are as beautiful as flowers and jade, the people who watch it work smoothly, the people who save it are the best, the people who forward it are easy to get promoted, and the people who reply are sweet in love. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

The God of Wealth asked me to tell you that you should be kind to people, especially the person who sent you this message, and always make this person happy. Please invite this person to dinner and give him a generous gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you.

Happy new year, I wish you: good health, all the best, happy family, happy life, successful career, bling, long life, rich and invincible!

New Year's weather forecast: around New Year's Day, a large number of banknotes will be issued, including US dollars in Northeast China and North China, rubles in Northwest China, British dollars in Central China and South China, cheques in some parts of Southeast China, and gold bars in some areas!

Smile is fire, happiness is firewood, happiness is pot, and wish is ribs; Light happy firewood with a smiling fire, and cook delicious ribs for you with a red-hot happy pot. may you have a happy new year!

Weather forecast for the New Year: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, fog, dew, chardonnay, happy clouds, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round.