108 Zantan funny evaluation

1. At the class reunion, everyone chatted happily and asked the monitor what he was doing now. The monitor proudly said: Jewelry business! Everyone admires him very much. His wife slapped him: selling pigs, what jewelry business! The monitor is sad: isn't the pig a baby pig? Why can't we talk about pig treasure business?

Second, dad saw his daughter's hand hitting the splint and asked her what happened. The daughter said indignantly: domestic violence! It is broken. Dad was so distressed that he said angrily to his son-in-law: What did you use to beat my daughter like this? The son-in-law said, covering her red and swollen face.

Third, my cousin is finally getting married, and someone wants it. Visiting her wedding room, I found a crib in three rooms, all paved. The master bedroom is even more outrageous, with brown mats more than 20 centimeters high, covering the whole bedroom. Cousin looked helpless: Look at our tonnage. After a little exercise at home, the old couple went downstairs to find a property demolition, saying that we smashed the wall in the middle of the night and disturbed the people.

Fourth, when I was a child, I found a fortune teller at home to tell my fortune. The master looked at me and said that he would not be simple in the future, and his wife had the ability to fly. Many years later, I looked at the doll filled with hydrogen on the ceiling and couldn't help but sigh, master is really amazing!

In high school, there was no electric fan in the dormitory, and the weather was too hot. So my roommate and I slept in the middle of the playground with cushions and didn't wake up until dawn. Can you imagine a group of people running around the mat? It's like doing some kind of ritual

6. When I was a child, my classmates always gave me one as bait because his dog gave birth to a son of a bitch, and asked me to help him clean the blackboard and be on duty in the classroom for a whole semester. Until one day, I went to his house to play, only to know that there was no bitch or even a male dog in his house! I argued with him, and then he beat me up.

I have only one small wish in my life: to drive a Mercedes-Benz to get the minimum living allowance, to marry a beautiful and rich wife, and to meet a bosom lover who doesn't mind that I have a woman, so I can't have a result with her, but I am still good with her and can get rid of it if I want to. Simply living this life is enough.

At eight o'clock, my colleague Ma Lao picked up a mobile phone, cut it off and dialed her husband's number out of kindness. I found your wife's cell phone and told her to stop looking. Recipient: Thank you. Thank you very much. You're welcome, said the old horse. Don't thank me. Go and buy a new mobile phone. I want this!

Do you know that girls are duplicitous? You never know how many tears she shed behind your back-don't buy such an expensive bag. Meowed, he really didn't buy it!

10. I worked overtime last night and ordered takeout at 9: 00. I'm going to order my favorite cream chicken rice. I called: hey, order takeout, I want creamy diced chicken rice. Ah.

Eleven, eating too well these days is a little constipation, let Ma Ma find me constipation medicine, Ma Ma immediately handed me a jujube and said: Eat, food tonic is not as good as medicine tonic. I put the jujube in my mouth and said that ginger is still old and spicy. Mom knows so much. Mom said: this is not true. The main reason is that this jujube has just landed, and it can cause diarrhea after eating it.

Thirteen, the wife is an impatient person, and everything is in full swing! One day, the child was ill, and his wife rushed to the hospital, queued up to pay the money, and finally waited for the number. As soon as I sat down, my wife suddenly turned blue and broke out in a sweat. The doctor asked: Miss! What's the matter with you? What's the matter? Let me take a look for you! The wife replied: I am fine! My child is ill and needs to see a doctor! But I left the child at home and forgot to bring it out.

My daughter-in-law told me in the morning: Your mobile phone alarm is really ugly, which makes people have no desire to get up! Shit, no one can tell the reason for lying in bed like this.

15. Walking down the street with my buddies, we saw the beautiful woman who pressed her navel together and the long legs on her chest. We looked at each other and showed a wretched smile. When I realized it, God, I'm a woman.

Sixteen, my colleague slipped and hit a fart. It's been several days, and I always rub it from time to time. I can't help asking him, what's the matter, brother? Does it still hurt? Why don't you ask for leave to go to the hospital for a check-up? The goods froze, and it didn't hurt. I haven't touched a woman for a long time, and I miss this feeling!

17. Someone made a stove on his balcony and blinded the people upstairs. He also recited poems leisurely: the incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and the people upstairs were very angry. Suddenly he thought of a way, immediately put a pot of water on it and poured it down. He said in a poem: Look at the hanging waterfalls in a thousand rivers.

Eighteen, the female colleague said: I find you are a good person. I kissed her cheek at once, and she looked at me in panic. I shrugged and smiled and said, I'm sorry, I just want to prove your point wrong.

Nineteen, I have been in love with my girlfriend for a year, and a local tyrant wants to chase her. The local tyrant gave her a gold bar, but her girlfriend refused and said to the local tyrant, You don't understand, some things are more precious than gold. Finally, she married the boss of a diamond company.

Twenty, the students in the university dormitory chatted before turning off the lights and had a good time. I don't know who farted! There was a sudden silence, and a classmate couldn't help asking who? No one answered. Suddenly someone said, I don't sound like a local.

Twenty-one, my daughter is over 3 years old. She ate cake this morning and thought it was a good opportunity to teach her math. So I said, sissy, you have cake now, and so does dad. How many cakes would you have if I gave them to your father? I didn't expect the girl to say without looking back, one is enough for me. You can eat by yourself ... Hey! Why not play cards according to the routine?

Twenty-two, it is watermelon season again. Once I went to buy a melon and knocked it ripe. As a result, I knocked twice and it cracked. I changed it silently. Just as I picked up the third one, the stall owner looked at me with melancholy eyes and said, girl! You're in the wrong place, this is not a boxing ring!

Twenty-three, the bathroom is newly opened, and the discount is great! The customer asked: What's the price? The boss said: men's bathroom 10, women's bathroom 100. Customer: Why is there such a big gap between men and women? Boss: That's right. Which bathroom do you want to go to?

I remember when I was in college, one of my stupid classmates got drunk. He picked up the school pay phone and dialed 1 10. Classmate: Hello, give me two China buns. I am in Binhai College. Hang up when you're done. Five minutes later, I picked up the phone and called again. I added: no coriander. I hung up again and was taken away by the police the next day. It was closed 12 hours before I was released.

Twenty-five, eat breakfast, bought a tea egg, eat at the end, found only egg white, no yolk. Ask the boss: Why doesn't your egg have yolk? The boss said calmly, because that chicken has no brain! I think it makes sense. . .

Twenty-six, the leader knows that I am an old movie fan and asked me to watch "Anti-Drug" with him. When Nick Cheung married the most beautiful transsexual in Thailand, the leader suddenly turned his head and asked, "I wonder what it's like for a man to marry a transvestite who is more beautiful than a woman? Do you like it? " I was shocked and said, "Leader, I won't be transsexual!" " The leader took one look and said, "What are you talking about? I mean, I can go if you want!

Twenty-seven, someone jumped off the building on the roof of the company next door, and the fire came. Pull the cordon. Laying an air cushion, but also psychological comfort and persuasion, this hot day, busy around. I remember 12 years, there was a dispute in the shopping mall, and dozens of people climbed upstairs and pretended to jump off the building to put out the fire, so they pulled up the cordon and said, OK, you can start jumping.

28. I drove my mother and my six-year-old daughter to the market in an electric tricycle. The country road is relatively flat, so I run a little faster. When my daughter's eyes were badly blown by the wind, I shouted, grandma, your son is disobedient when he drives so fast. You shouldn't have given birth to him in the first place, little thing. Who taught you that?

Twenty-nine Last night, when my daughter-in-law was taking a bath, I saw her holding a bag of things. Later, I went in to see her eating cherries naked and asked her why she didn't come out after taking a shower. She said it was too much trouble to wash cherries after taking a shower.

30. Appreciating others is a realm; Being kind to others is a kind of mind; Understanding others is a kind of self-discipline; Helping others is a pleasure; Learning from others is a kind of wisdom; Those who cheat me have increased my knowledge; People who trip me strengthen my ability; Those who blame me contribute my wisdom; Those who abandoned me taught me independence; People who have hurt me have honed my mind.

Thirty-one, a buddy recently hooked up with a bunch of girls, one more beautiful than the other! Ask him how to pick up girls. He won't say anything! Today, I bought him a drink, got him drunk, and finally let him go: I always look at the dynamics of my friends nearby, find those girls who were hurt by love rat, comfort them, and listen to them tell me: Take advantage of the trend, it's a brilliant move! Dude: You don't know anything! I am learning what skills scum men use to seduce them, and I will use these skills to seduce beautiful girls.

Thirty-two, blind date ... girls ask boys do you have100000? Boy: My father likes it. Girl: Do you have a car? Boy: My father has three BMWs. Girl: Do you have a room? Boy: My father has three villas. Girl: Do you have a mother? Boy: no, girl: I'll find your father.

Thirty-three, a buddy, he works in monitoring and security. I entered a batch of high-definition night vision surveillance cameras, and even tested them in my own home. Who knows, two days later, I said my home was stolen, and I lost 300 yuan and a broken mobile phone. The thief really left a note. Fuck, my family is so poor and so many monitors are installed!

Thirty-four, man: wife! What's the use of spending so much money on a broken parrot? Other people's parrots can learn to talk. You see, you bought this broken parrot, so you have to eat it every day! Woman: How should I know? I won't teach it to talk! Man: if you can't learn, just stew it and eat it! Parrot: Gaga, no, no, no, no. Man: Yo, just scared! Parrot: No, no, Brother Wang, no!

35. You want to spend my money, sleep in my house, beat my children, drive my car, and tell others to tell your sister-in-law, there's nothing you can do. I gave you my husband to sleep, and you are not willing to give the rest to some mistresses. In fact, it's just herding cattle, so he has to steal some green ones.

36. I bought ice cream for my three-year-old daughter, but I was afraid that she would have diarrhea after eating too much. I said, come to my mom's and have a bite. As it was too cold, I slapped my hands hard. Daughter said, let you eat that big mouth and I'll burn you!

Mao: Gang, do you know what car is the most annoying on this road? Me: Porsche, Ferrari, bba Amao touching his lame leg: No, it's the light of Wuling. You'll never guess how many people are in his car.

38. I listen to music with headphones on the subway. After a while, a begging child came over and walked towards others bit by bit. It's just a bow. No one gave it to him. I thought I wouldn't give it to anyone. Who would have thought that boy suddenly knelt in front of me! A car full of people looked at me and suddenly became red! Then he took money out of his pocket and gave it to him reluctantly!

Thirty-nine, my new girlfriend, Lang Qing concubine, wanted to go to his girlfriend's house as a guest. His girlfriend knew that his mouth was swearing, so she repeatedly reminded me not to talk nonsense, and someone readily agreed. After the meeting, someone responded freely without saying anything, and his girlfriend's parents were very satisfied. After dinner, in the cold winter, my girlfriend's parents insisted on sending each other to the side of the road. Someone was very touched, and when his brain was hot, he blurted out, Uncle, don't send it away, go back quickly and show my aunt the frozen forced sample!

Forty, my nephew always watches TV or plays mobile phone when he comes home from school. I can't stand giving him a lesson today, saying that you can't stop watching TV and playing mobile phones after school. The little nephew said: I play with my mobile phone to stop the TV for a while, and watch TV to stop the mobile phone for a while! Well, what you said is quite reasonable! Hey! I lived for 20 years in vain.

Forty-one, be like water and do things like mountains. Water flows downwards and mountains go upwards. Low-key life, high-profile work, life can become complete. Being a low-key person means being modest, steady, practical, forbearing and firm; High-profile work means extreme accumulation, progress, determination and informality. Be a low-key person and shape your character; High-profile work, practice is a kind of life with excellent ability and learning, and it is a top student.

Only when you are down and out can you understand how few people are willing to help you. Only when you are poorest can you understand that no matter how good your feelings are, they can't compare with reality. People are not greedy for money but afraid of suffering. Only in my long life did I understand that it is easier to be romantic than to endure. Everyone can love you, but few people are willing to put up with you. Therefore, these three kinds of people need to be cherished most in this world: friends who need timely help, women who are willing to accompany you through poverty, and all-inclusive men.

43. CCTV interviewed an aunt. What do you think of homosexuality? Aunt said that love has no boundaries, and I sincerely wish them all the best. The reporter also asked if your son was gay. Aunt paused and said that I had to kill him.

Forty-four, my hometown forest, I went out to herd sheep when I was a child. There is not much grass in the forest. I thought of a way to pick those trees that are not too thick, climb up, press down the tree heads and let the sheep eat the leaves. One day, a little friend of mine accompanied me in herding sheep. After I crushed a tree, I called him over and said, I want to crush another tree. Come and ride it and help me. . The tree of friendship threw him out as soon as I came down.

At noon, two sisters in the office invited me to eat fast food. . . When we went out after dinner, I tugged at the door, but I couldn't open it. I turned to her and said, look, even if you are not full, you can open the door! ! Attendant: Big Brother, push! !

Funny quotations from eating and judging vegetables

1, the real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

3. Eating vegetables means that others will be full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two bites when you are full.

4, eating food is not eating, or on the way to eat.

5. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

6. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

7. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and there is sleep!

8. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

9. The biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that it can't fit in your stomach, which is very sad.

10, it is said that eating food will not fail because it is too heavy, and the high number will not hang up.

1 1. As soon as the food comes up, the first instruction from the brain is to eat, not to take pictures, which can be called competent eating!

12. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? Not that it's much delicious, but that everything is delicious to you.

13, the last words of a foodie: do something else. Burn me a sea fishing and two waiters.

14, every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is touching!

15, what is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

16, eating motto: don't eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

17, eating spirit: eat more, eat more, eat better!

18, eating motto: just eat!

19, what is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

20. Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can eat two bites when you are full.

2 1. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, there is no love without food. Show me!

22. I like to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am very unhappy.

23. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

24. It is said that eating goods will not fail. . . Because the food is too heavy, the high number will not hang up.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

26. Slimming diet is the best in the diet.

27. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

28. Last words of a foodie: Don't do anything else, burn me a Haidilao and two waiters.

29. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction in my mind is to eat, not to take pictures, which can be called competent eating!

30. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? Not that it's much delicious, but that everything is delicious to you.

Great joke. Tell me about it.

1, from heaven to hell, I pass by! 2. Can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

3, don't hope, don't expect, there will be no disappointment.

Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

5, if the sky is affectionate, the sky is old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early!

6. Dude, I gave you the forever silent award.

7. As long as the hoe jumps well, where can you dig down the corner?

8. A handsome guy like me will be found absent from class.

9. A bad friend who has been with you for a long time is better than countless dog friends.

10, you are so likable, how can I not love you?

1 1. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

12, the equivalent of life, there is no distinction between high and low.

13, the biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss your face.

14, the money is a little more, but it is only enough to buy half a living room.

15, as the old saying goes, just gamble and have fun.

16, pigs have gone up in price these days. Why can't they go up?

17. When a smartphone falls to the ground, it becomes a mentally retarded mobile phone.

18, we blocked our love, and no one can go back on our word.

19, all grades. This bitch ruined my relationship with my mother!

20. Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

2 1, I like the way you can't get used to me and can't do it.

22. Every parent has jet lag, and it is obvious to say 1: 30.

23. Boys should show their teeth instead of pouting.

24, quietly waiting for you for a long time, you didn't come, but I am used to waiting.

Have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night!

26. Seriously, have you had plastic surgery? My stomach is bulging.

27. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

28, nothing, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear every day!

29. Don't arm yourself in a secular way, he will be acclimatized.

30. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best to let go is to kill him.

3 1, happiness is a comparative level, and you can only feel it when something is at the bottom.

32. I am also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

33. Equality between men and women is only verbal. No, you can try it in the ladies' room.

34. Teacher, you are great. You must pretend to be strong when you know that we won't listen.

35. I often look at myself in the mirror, sometimes I feel ugly, and then I am tired of beauty!

36. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly.

37. My shadow is stacked on you, and your eyes reflect the light that warms me.

38. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

39. Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, they can both be thrown away.

40. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!

4 1. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

42. Behind every successful Altman, there are a group of little monsters who are beaten silently.

43. I will walk with you as long as the road is, without complaining or frowning.

44. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

45. The monthly exam is not to show off to teachers in all subjects. They really think they teach well.

46. Learning to solve loneliness in a child's way means playing with yourself.

47. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

48. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock on edge and got up and rolled around every day.

49. I want to delete my records after entering your space, but who thought I didn't have access?

50, men look at the chest room, women look at the housing, the problem of two rooms is very difficult for many men and women.

5 1, let me be your mobile phone, so you can hold me in your hand every day.

52. No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend!

53. If you have money, you can say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

54. Go west, cross the Terminator Line, cross the Japan Line, and go back to the day when I first met you.

I usually forget to scold you, and you won't know that I am smart and brave until I hit you.

56. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many people who are not men and women!

57, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

58. Who says fat girls are bad? They have many benefits. The wind blows them and they can't run. It feels good to hold them.

59. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

60. The kindergarten teacher hit a boy because the boy ate the girl's boobs.

6 1, obviously we all like each other, but why are we embarrassed to look at each other when we meet?

62. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password. .

63. I go to the province three times a day: where did I put the key? Where did I put my phone? Where did I put my meal card?

64. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig ―― it is Bajie!

65. A good friend is probably that you are crazy. I don't want to go crazy with you, but I will give you medicine regularly.

Every Monday is the busiest time for us to study, because we have to leave one eye for homework and the other for the class teacher.

67. What is love? It turns out that no matter whether you are good or bad, you just want to treat it gently, even if you are deeply hurt, you can't bear to hate it.

68. Take a small mobile phone, send all kinds of text messages, reply to messages every time, miss everything, and express your feelings by text messages is the most emotional and knows your sweetheart best.

69. Xueba: If only falling in love could be as simple as learning. Scum: If only learning could be as simple as falling in love.

70. Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken. What should I do, doctor? It's okay. I've fixed it for you and Mito Xiu Xiu.

7 1, when life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

72. Get up every morning and shout: Fuck Japan. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

73. What I want to see most in my life: Pleasant Goat was eaten by the wolf, Jerry was eaten by Tom, Xiaolan and Conan got married, and the news broadcast ended.

74. I've been working outdoors recently and I've got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: Your Chinese is really good.

75. On a dark night, Lord Bao said to the mirror, Mirror, Mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world? The magic mirror said: Who? Who's talking?

76. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword.

77. As soon as the girls in our school turned around, the teachers and principals jumped off the building. When the girls in our school turn around, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River flow backwards. When the girls in our school turn three times, they don't have to worry about recovering Taiwan Province Province!

78. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, when will the lights stop, take a rest in the karaoke bar after dinner, and then go to the pedicure for half a night. How can there be wine that is not intoxicating?

79. I went to eat noodles the other day and saw peppers under the front table. There happened to be a tin of iron next to me. I didn't look at it, but it fell. I poured a bowl of toothpicks!

80. The head teacher came into the classroom angrily and said to the students, I will put up with it if you call me Zhang from China, but why do you call the new political teacher Fan a political prisoner?

8 1 On the day of Tomb-Sweeping Day, I found a thick wallet on the road. I am ecstatic. Open it and it's all paper money! Heaven said, where did you get such good luck in life? So I grabbed my wallet and killed it by the roadside!

82. It is raining outside the curtain. I didn't sleep tonight. I always sweat on my broken bed. Every power outage in midsummer makes Hua Xian angry. Shake the fan alone, seemingly at leisure, imagining that the man is around. Yesterday has passed.

Great funny space. I knew it.

Great funny space. Talk about humor. 1. Don't be a good girl who can't go out. She will rot.

2. Other people's abdominal muscles are from practice, but mine are from laughter. .

3. "What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood?" "We'll keep the lucky money for you first."

I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

5. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but I can't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding in the quilt and laughing secretly.

6. All the daughters-in-law are stable, and Lao Tzu is going to start shaking WeChat.

7. In the workplace, just like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

8. My love for you is like peeing in the middle, and I can't hold it.

9. Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

10. "I heard that zombies only eat brains" "Are you sure? Then you will be safe. "

1 1. Your disregard for other people's faces is enough to make you sick.

12. It's my pleasure to squat down to the wall and count the ants.

13. You and I have scratched our shoulders and haven't seen the sparks yet!

14. Eating food is kind, because you just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

15. Single is not guilty, single is guilty.

Great funny space to talk about classic articles 1 Always remind yourself that life is too short to eat, drink and sleep in time.

There is a reason why I don't answer every second. There is a time difference between heaven and earth, so I may often not come back every second.

3. "How do girls view the ugliness of boys?" "People who hit it off can also hit it off. "

Actually, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical and political complexity and information, but it just can't, can't, can't.

I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet.

6. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

7. Time is a butcher's knife. Tell it to handsome people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

It is said that as long as you shout at the mirror three times in the middle of the night, your mother will come out and hit you.

9. If you are ugly, I can consider eating, watching movies and talking about life with you, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

10. Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.

1 1. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. You can't imagine the happiness of rich people.

12. I have been looking for a man named Li, and I want to avenge my brother because I am awesome!

13. Sometimes two people who are chatting happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

14. Do you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.

15. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough can also prove" and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove".

Great funny space to talk about popular articles 1. When I was a child, I wrote a composition to help the elderly. Now think about it, how brave I am!

2. Since I had Mito Xiu Xiu, my mother no longer has to worry that I can't find someone. It's so easy!

In my life, the deepest and longest gaze in my life has been given to my mobile phone.

4. "What is your greatest trust in a person?" "I went out with him without thinking."

Your body can't spend Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can.

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

7. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

8. When you grow up, marry the Tang Priest. If you can play, you will play. If you can't, you will eat him.

9. Today is Tanabata. Go out and have a look. Breaking up is a couple!

10. In fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages-two straight boards fall to the ground.

1 1. Shouting "Ow ~ ~" in class every day, someone immediately replied: "Hey, you are a beauty and I am a wolf! ! "

12. Living is interesting. To live is to die.

13. Good girl, I wish you a light sleep.

14. My brain is short-circuited at the thought of grades.

15. Don't think I don't know. You already told my parents.

16. It's interesting to compete with yourself, because you won anyway. Of course, so do losers.

17. Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

18. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

19. a friend said: those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look not so good and like to eat are called gits! Ah ... what a painful understanding. . .

20. When the exam results go up, I walk sideways.