Sending messages to boyfriends, coquetry phrases, and naughty words with boyfriends (86 sentences)

I want to do to you what spring did to cherry trees.

I went swimming in the reservoir yesterday, and my leg cramped and I almost drowned. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn't cheered her up this morning, we would have really become desperate mandarin ducks.

It feels good not to wear a condom, but it is not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken!

4. You are my exclusive channel. As long as I can get in, others will stop it.

5. You are in my arms.

6. There may be no reason to love you, although there may be reasons, such as you are smart, you are pure, you are cute, you are a good person and so on. But the main reason is probably that you are completely to my taste. So you still know that I am selfish, so don't thank me.

7, don't always talk to me, uh-huh, oh, oh, will not chat with me make you climax?

8. Hey, I dreamed of you last night! Do you think I miss you or miss you?

9. Come on ~ There's plenty of time anyway.

10, I loved you very much yesterday, but suddenly I don't want to love you today. Do you know why? Because I still love you when I wake up tomorrow.

1 1. I have 200 million heirloom treasures and I want to give them to you.

12, people approach you just to have sex with you, but I'm different. I want to try it with you in the balcony kitchen and in the car.

13, just give me "wet" in the future, promise me?

14, I love the way you hold me in your arms in bed naked.

15, I am your desiccant, and I will fuck you when you are wet.

16, there are two kinds of likes, one is like others, and the other is like others.

17, I promise I'll just dally and obey.

18, life is not only now, but also the wildness in bed with you.

19, I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep on weekdays.

20. You can smell your hormones through the screen.

2 1, I want to gently touch the red beans on my chest from your collarbone until the last hidden area wants to possess you a little.

22. I heard that weak water is 3 thousand, but I only fuck you.

I won't make you cry except when I fuck you.

Jin Gangzuan without Aries, don't take Scorpio porcelain!

25. We drank wine and strayed into each other's forbidden area.

I want to eat, but I can't eat without you.

27. The boy Hanazono Sakura and the girl Xiaobei fell in love. They became little girls on a stormy night.

28. Whenever I think of you all night, warmth always comes into my eyes. I'm afraid I'll never see you again. The rest of my life is too long. You are unforgettable.

29, you have the ability to say (shui) to serve me!

I have four things to do every day, three meals a day.

3 1, my head hurts and I feel the need to take medicine. ""where is the medicine? I'll get it! Kiss your boyfriend's mouth: "This is medicine, but it is sweet"!

32. I have been unruly, but I am upset about you in bed.

33. Good love is three meals a day.

34. People are nice to you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen are all ok.

35. Sorry, there is a comma in front.

36. One day, everyone gathered around to chat and talked about everyone's interests. One person said:

37. My greatest weakness is yours.

38. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

39, wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall out, scold a way:

40. I have many hormones that I want to communicate with you.

4 1. Like you every minute is too short. I will never be apart from you in my life unless I am a loess white bone.

I want to tell you everything, and I want to explain it to you in simple language.

43. I will make cows and horses for you. Will you give me grass? ~

44. I tell you, it's always you in my heart, under my arms and below.

45. In order to save water, can we take a bath together in the future?

46. Do you know what your greatest strength is? To sum up, it is five words! Will pick a girlfriend.

47. Boys take a bath for 5 minutes and girls for half an hour. Then the question is, how long will it take for men and women to wash together?

48. Do we want romance? I can surf, you slow down.

49. What kinds of flowers are there? Come and plant strawberries with me. Your fist and face can only be hard for me, and your eyes and ass can only be wet for me.

50. The best evaluation of a woman is not that you are really beautiful or sexy, but that I am hard. Tell me about the whole book in the latest space.

5 1, the perfect form of love is: I know your depth and you know my length.

52. I am so straight in the lonely desert, and you are so round in the long river sunset.

53. My girl friends likes seafood very much.

54. One night, my prospective girlfriend and I were lying on the lawn. I pointed to the ground and asked her, honey, what do you think this is? The prospective girlfriend said, this is grass! Me: Do you like grass? Prospective girlfriend: I like grass best! And then ... we'll confirm the relationship!

55. My ex-girlfriend invited me to drink when she got married. I always felt that I should do something. When I made a toast, I said to the groom:

56. Next time I see you, I will sleep with you in the name of long time no see.

57. The quilt becomes a double night, and the pear tree presses the begonia.

58. The teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. " As soon as I listen to it, I get excited when I think about other people's wives.

59. I don't want to sleep in the long night. Let's talk!

60. Woman: Your ass is too hard. Man: There is too much water under you. Facts have proved that it is not easy to cook a pot of noodles well.

6 1, I liked you yesterday and I am jealous today.

62. The so-called growth means that once you hear the word "choppy", you will never think of the sea again.

63. The deep sea will not be heated by a cup of boiling water. I don't like you because of the heat. Maybe you are not the best, but you are what I want most.

I can't miss you. You are all mosaic pictures!

65. Do you like romance? Of course it's me. Slow down.

66. Send a lipstick to my sister, and then tell her: Remember to return it to me when you use it.

67. Chat with a female classmate and ask, What are you doing? A:

Don't ask me what I like best, I like your tofu best.

69. On the moonlit night on the bridge, where do jade people teach to play the flute?

70. A double bed, minus18cm with you, is my biggest dream at present.

7 1, whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the thought of you in the corner of the world makes me feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

72.are you hungry? Do you want me to feed you down there?

73, with Lao zi, I let you sleep loudly.

74. I just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.

75. If you have good flowers, come and plant strawberries with me.

What I like best is the way you look up and gasp under me.

77. The three strongest heartbeats in my first half of my life occurred when I was stopped by the teacher in class, walked down the stairs and smiled at me.

78. Rice is in the pot and people are in bed. Are you free?

79. I came across Qian Shan to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

80. I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

8 1, I skipped on the road of life and accidentally fell into the pit of liking you.

82. You smile sweetly and taste salty.

When I get old, I want to kiss your bare gums.

You are my exclusive VIP channel, and only I can enter.

85. We drank wine and strayed into each other's forbidden zones.

86. What is it to grow flowers? I will plant strawberries with you!