Funny short sentences

Humorous Short Sentences

1. It would be great if a handsome man could be as out of control as a fat man!

2. This wind is so obscene, it kissed my mouth.

3. If you can do something, try not to make any noise.

4. When a beautiful woman is in front of you, it would be a sin not to take advantage of her.

5. If you hang around, you will get annoyed sooner or later.

6. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

7. Rather than messing around, rather than enduring, it is better to be better than two, and it is better to be soaring.

8. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

9. So lonely, even my desires have been shaken off by me.

10. Three-thirds of it is destiny, and seven-tenths of it depends on dressing up.

11. There are no handsome guys in the world. With advanced technology, there will be naturally.

12. I will hit you if I hit you, do you still have to choose a day?

13. Going to school is really hard, so it’s better to play on the computer at home.

14. You take your sunny path, and I take my underground path.

15. I will work hard to save money and buy an ATM.

16. Only by eating all the time can I retain my full character.

17. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

18. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t used a honey trap yet!

19. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

20. Don’t bother me. If you bother me, you will fall into the trap soon.

21. What you wear is very dangerous, but you look very safe.

22. Our love, the doctor said he has tried his best.

23. Be brave enough to admit your mistakes and never correct them.

24. In today’s society, toilet water can be used as tap water.

25. I know a lot about astronomy and geography, but I don’t understand English.

26. A wet diaper that can withstand floods is a real wet diaper!

27. Get up earlier than a chicken, go to bed later than a cat, and earn less than a bald man's hair.

28. You have to be very careful even when washing your hair, for fear of getting water in your brain.

29. When are the two lovers embracing each other? The two are watching the fun.

30. My heart is not a bus. It’s not about just sitting down if there is space.

31. Practice one breath on the inside and one breath on the outside.

32. I couldn’t sleep in the first thirty years, and I couldn’t sleep in the next thirty years.

33. With the engraving printing machine, you can make money quickly.

34. Online dating makes me fall in love every day.

35. Suddenly I realized that I didn’t dare to go out since I got glasses.

36. Looking back suddenly, why haven’t you left yet?

37. The reason why I am noble is because you are kneeling below!

38. How can one be so thick-skinned?

39. You believe in Christianity, but the rooster crows.

40. There are thousands of Chinese people. If this doesn’t work, we must change it.

41. Things that can be taken away are not things.

42. Give me a pair of chopsticks. I could eat the entire planet.

43. You are the best example of failed abortion!

44. Play mahjong and eat spicy hotpot. Find a little partner, that's how life goes.

45. Pretending to be mature is an act of pretending to be older.

46. The brothels are full because people are lonely.

47. The sharp entanglement is so beautiful.

48. When there are legends in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

49. Marble brand insoles are shameless for your feet.

50. Boss, give me a sad haircut! Thanks!

51. Put the client to sleep.