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On April Fool's Day, the method of fooling classmates with information
On April Fool's Day, the method of fooling classmates with information
1, SMS emergency reminder about mobile phone: there may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember! Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time. This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over? According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember! Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes! If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.
2. SMS test about idiots: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"! Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story? It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages! You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool! To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.
3. Tips for self-testing vital capacity by short message about health: bend your head and suck hard after farting, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman! Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep. Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!
4. Pay attention to other short messages. Look to the left first, then to the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes! Emergency reminder: there may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.
Tip: April Fool's Day is fun, but don't go too far!
How to play tricks on classmates on April Fool's Day?
★ Stick a note at the entrance of the self-study building: Please do not study in this building for inspection. Please forgive me for any inconvenience.
★ There is a board hanging on the water heater of the self-study building: it is broken and needs to be repaired.
★ Blackboard notice: Due to the line maintenance in this building, the lights will be turned off after 19: 00 at night.
★ Notice on the blackboard in the classroom: _ _ _ _ The teacher is unable to give lectures due to illness, so please study freely.
★ Tell yourself: There will be a class today. So, get up early as usual and go to class with your schoolbag on your back ... Dormitory Edition:
★ Notice: Health check-up this afternoon 15: 30.
★ Notice: X-bed sheets will be collected at noon 12: 00 today. Please get ready.
★ Block the toilet in the dormitory with broken tables and chairs, and stick a note next to it, which says "Toilet maintenance, no use".
★ Notice: Lights out at 23: 30 tonight.
★ Turn on the TV secretly after turning off the lights at night.
Put a note in the book your roommate must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will wait for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight."
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1, April Fool's Day is here. Ordinary youth: something must be done. Literary youth: the anniversary of my brother Leslie Cheung's death. Idiot youth: The traffic is coming!
I confessed to the goddess on April Fool's Day. She told me shyly that she was afraid of being cheated on April Fool's Day, so let's talk about it tomorrow. I told her again this morning, and she actually said that April Fool's Day was over. Don't be ridiculous. ...
3. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, you really don't like it.
On an April Fool's Day, how many men and women took the sentence "I love you" as a truth.
Today, when I was sleeping soundly, my mother suddenly called me and said that she would introduce me to a girlfriend. I got dressed and hurried over. My mother said happy holidays to my son, and I suddenly burst into tears.
6. April Fool's Day is coming, how many people dare to confess only on this day.
7. Whoever dares to cheat me on April Fool's Day, I will let him go straight to Tomb-Sweeping Day! ! !
8. People say that people are greedy for money, but a friend of mine is an exception, who only knows that there is no reward for giving. Work wholeheartedly, not afraid of cold and rain, never care about gains and losses, and stick to your post with a strong sense of responsibility. Don't look, my friend. I'm talking about our dog.
9. They all say you are beautiful, praise your peerless beauty, envy your red lips and white teeth, love your green skirt, smell your fragrance and praise your charming and gorgeous face. Keep the change, my friend. I'm not talking about you. I'm praising roses.
10, don't joke with me today, I won't take it seriously.
1 1, April fool's day, the whole one is dead, anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming.
April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.
13, to be honest, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?
14. My son asked me why I married my mother today. I said to him in tears, "I'm just joking with her ..."
15, bought lottery tickets for several years. I won the lottery today, and my heart flew. As a result, I found that it was written next to Happy April Fool's Day, and I cried.
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