Funny good night greetings

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1. When I see you, I am afraid of electric shock; when I cannot see you, I need to recharge; without you, I think I will lose power. Loving you is my profession, missing you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty!

2. I really want to be your mobile phone and hold it in your arms, Hold it in your hand, see it in your eyes, and remember it in your heart!

3. Baby: I have toothache recently because I often miss you at night. The feeling is so sweet that it will cause tooth decay.

4. Old lover: The flowers fell helplessly amid the teasing

5. There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and from then on there is the Sahara. !There was no sea in this world, just because every time I miss you, God sheds a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

6. If loving you is a mistake, then I am willing to make more mistakes, even if it lasts a lifetime!

7. Sauvignon Blanc, cold dawn moon, cold evening wind, Valentine's Day Walking back and forth alone, Gu Ying felt desolate. It's hard to see, hard to think about. I spend a long night sleeping with regret, asking if I have pity for you.

8. We will inevitably grow old in life, but I will always remember the good times and tender years with you. I wish you a bright mood and a long future in life.

9. The stars and the moon are correct, because you have left; the breeze is silent, because I am crying; I am silent, because I am still thinking of you.

10. It’s so difficult to love you but have no desires and demands! It’s so tiring to love you but to be secretive! It’s so miserable to love you but let yourself be heartbroken! But to be willing to do so is so silly. ! Funny Good Night Greetings 2

1. On Valentine’s Day, I would like to be a fish that you can braise, boil or steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

2. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your plush hand! Love! Let us walk upright!

3. Loving you is not the purpose , the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you forever!

4. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, and drained my wallet. Bag, I took all the sleeping pills, hey! But I still miss you.

5. The words you say good night are my favorite. They fill my heart with warmth. Your good night is the warmest little love song I have ever heard. My dear, you are mine. Fortunately, I lost my life!

6. It’s like three autumns, because someone is missing you; the long night is because someone is missing you; the twists and turns are because someone is savoring loneliness; it’s hard to sleep alone. , because someone is counting sheep, love is just two words: good night.

7. On the first dawn of the beautiful scenery in the country, put aside the troubles of the day; there is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and you will realize your dreams as soon as possible; when you fall asleep, you will smile alone, and your life will be happy and carefree; when you wake up from the wind and rain outside the window It breaks my heart. Keep this text message in mind: Go to bed and have a good night.

8. Let sweet dreams heal your scars, and let dreams end your sadness. Your happiness will continue in your sleep, and your expectations will be realized in your sleep. Let the text message take you on your last journey. The night has come to an end. Good night! Have a sweet dream.

9. Sunflowers always face the sun, but mice just want to steal the oil. Toads want to eat swan meat, and flowers are always placed on cow dung. It is instinct for cats to hunt mice, and for wolves to eat sheep. A man needs a bad woman to love him, and the attraction between opposites is magical.

10. There are many tribulations on the road of life. When encountering difficulties, you should look at the bright side. Leave worries and sorrows behind, and be open-minded. Don't put complaints on your lips. Look at the bright days. Let go of all the grudges and grudges for a day. , pick up the mood and say: ?Good night?!

11. Time walks in missing: eyes wander to the horizon, heart beats to cheer for goodbye every time, blood flows to encourage goodbye every time, the meaning of life That is, I want to catch up with you and keep trying, my dear: Good night!

12. I received three text messages: Happy every day! Beautiful and lucky! Sweet miss! Received The third message to text: Smile sweetly! Go to bed as soon as possible! Have good dreams tonight! Good night!

13. There are too many comings and goings in human life, some of which we forget in a flash, and some of which we forget Unforgettable. Friendship grows in those unforgettable hearts. Don’t forget the longings in your heart. Good night and may you be happy!

14. When you see this text message, you have been poisoned by a fierce love. , the only antidote is to marry me, don’t think about it, let’s get married!

15. I didn’t have time to participate in your past, but I will never miss your future! I will get to know you in sincerity. We know each other; we are in harmony with each other, and I will be with you day and night.

16. Do you know what I am doing? I give you five choices: A: Miss you B: I miss you very much C: I miss you very much D: I can’t miss you E: All of the above.

17. I can’t guarantee or promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, you will definitely see that I have starved to death with a smile on your face. in the arms of.

18. Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance is just 100 1=101 in your life. But for me, your presence in my life is the equation of 0 1 = 1.

19. What if the frog had not turned into a prince? What if the princess had not woken up? What if the little mermaid had not turned into a bubble? Would I still believe in love? Believe? Because you are still by my side. In the vast sea of ????people, I navigate with your name; in the cold and desolate night, I hold your name to keep me warm; in the long life, I travel with your name.

20. Love is the yearning in the heart, the roar of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar, and the intoxicating pure wine. Wish you a happy Valentine's Day! Funny Good Night Greetings 3

1. Secret recipe for falling asleep: three qian for happiness, two taels for worry-free, one tael for meditation, one and a half yuan for happiness, and two qian for comfort. Take it with ease. 1 time every night before going to bed. I wish you a good sleep every night!

2. It is late at night, when work recedes, sleepiness comes; when stress recedes, comfort comes; when worries recede, warmth comes; when sorrow recedes, happiness comes. Please sleep peacefully!

3. The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, and sorrow turns to frost. Look up at the clock and sleep less when you look down. Friends show concern and send blessings, and a word of advice can relieve worries and sweet dreams. I wish my friends to relax and have big dreams before dawn. Good night, sweet dreams!

4. This message is harassment! Warn those who are not asleep to go to bed quickly, those who have just fallen asleep turn over and continue to sleep, those who have slept for a long time get up and go to the toilet to continue sleeping. I really don’t want to Those who are sleeping join me in harassing those who want to sleep. .

5. Dear mobile users: You have successfully customized the midnight wake-up to pee service. We will disturb you from time to time in the middle of the night every day until you get up. Please reply to the cancellation business: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don’t get up, I don’t pee!

6. Go to sleep: You will have a dream, dreaming that I am dressed as a ghost, all dressed up White clothes. You can't see my feet, but you can only see the red ones on my white clothes? I looked straight at you and said to you: Next time you feed me wine, watch where your mouth is.

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7. Hello, when you received this message, I was really sorry---I woke you up. Alas, it’s all your fault. Who told you to compare? Should I go to bed early? Well, let’s say good night and hope you don’t meet me in your dreams. I’m afraid you won’t want to wake up, hahaha!

8. Peace of mind is not as good as peace of mind; the room is wide , it is better to be broad-minded. When you are a person, your character comes first and you are talented; when you do things, you put your understanding first and you are diligent. Happiness is not more wealth but less desire. May you have a happy life. Good night!

9. Fish says to water: You can’t see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

10. Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a heartbreak; meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; meeting the right person at the right time is a lifetime. happiness.

11. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, staring at the frost on the ground, looking up at the bright moon, looking down at my hometown, thinking of this poem, thinking of my family, thinking of going home, with a longing mood, good night, friend .

12. On a quiet night, I send you a blessing message to help you sleep peacefully. Under the beautiful starry sky, I send you a greeting text message. The light of joy comes to you. Have a better tomorrow, God of luck, and wish you a good night.

13. I will remove the fatigue of the day for you, sweep away the boredom of the day for you, and wash away the troubles of the day for you. My dear, take a good bath, cover yourself with a quilt, and have a good sleep. Tomorrow is a new day, good night?

14. What I see and hear in the old days, what I think about in the evening, the unhappiness in the old days, the good mood in the evening, with a good mood, good night, my friend .

15. Although I am not by your side, I hold you every day. May you lie in a comfortable bed, with a stable pillow for your head, a wide quilt for your body, good dreams with you every late night, and sweet dreams with you. Every night of sleep, say good night at the end.

16. No matter how busy you are at work, you have to sleep, and no matter how fast life is, you still have to dream; I want to send greetings here and ensure that my friends sleep; let go of work and stress, and relieve the troubles and troubles of life; sleep peacefully until At dawn, sweet dreams are ready for tomorrow.

17. Abandon all the hustle and bustle and enjoy peace and tranquility; forget the stress and troubles of the day and gain relaxation and joy; stay away from the bitterness and warmth outside the home and lie down in a cozy bed. Say good night and wish you well!

18. A bowl of hot soup warms you and makes you happy every night. A hug warms your heart and makes you happy every day. A warm kiss to your lips makes you happy and happy all night long. . With your beloved by your side, I wish you a good night and a good sleep.

19. After a day of work, sleep easily. Wash your feet before going to bed, and you will be happy without worries; massage before going to bed, and good luck will fall from the sky; receive blessings before going to bed, and all roads will lead to happiness. I wish you a happy sleep and enjoy the wonderful taste!

20. One ring from your cell phone means I miss you; two rings means I miss you very much! Three rings means I miss you very much! Four rings means I miss you very much. ; Five tones - demo, it’s time to answer the phone!

21. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you come from When I walk by you, I fall head over heels for you. If I can't crush you, my life will be in vain.

22. The beggar took the monkey along the street to beg. He asked the monkey to laugh and it laughed, to cry and it cried, to bow to the monkey and it bowed to him, and to read the text message and it read the text message.

23. That day when you were participating in a football match, you shot a volley in the air. Before the goalkeeper could react, the ball went in! We all applauded and cheered for you. You got up, patted your butt and said: Mom Yes, the floor is too slippery!

24. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, and blessed ears, you will Loud sigh----Pig!

25. The water tribes congratulated the old Dragon King on his birthday. During the dinner, Prime Minister Turtle took something out of his arms, looked at it, and put it back. The Dragon King hurriedly asked: What's wrong with Prime Minister Turtle? The shrimp soldiers and crab generals quickly replied: The old bastard received another text message.

26. I thought about you a lot last night, and after much thought, you were the coolest. I looked for you thousands of times in my dreams, and when I looked back, you were indeed thrown and tied deep in someone’s donkey shed. Cruel! Cruel! Calm down after reading the message!

27. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? But I'm afraid it won't be recognized in so many people. You make your head explode, right hand Take a wooden stick and a porcelain bowl in your left hand to contact me. The secret code of the connection is: OK!

28. I dreamed of you. You made clothes out of white clouds and borrowed your wings from the bird. Put a broom behind your butt, then fly to my side like a sword, and tell me affectionately: You know, this is what a birdman looks like.

29. I once thought there was a better one, but over and over again I realized that the best is right around me, just like you. At first, I didn't take you seriously, but as time went by, I realized that you were the best to bully!

30. The old road is full of thin horses in the west wind, the sun sets in the west, and the heartbroken people are waiting for your call!