WeChat flirting routines

100 ways to tease girls on WeChat

100 ways to tease girls on WeChat. The taboo things to tease girls on WeChat are nothing to say, so boys must learn how to tease girls, so that they can To help you win a girl's heart faster, here are 100 ways to flirt with girls on WeChat. WeChat flirting routine 1

1. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words!

2. Let’s play with the wooden man and don’t move. , OK! I lost, my heart beats.

3. Do you know the best way to eat this dish? Is it hot? I’ll feed it to you.

4. What should I do if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Just hold me tight.

5. Suppose you arrive at a place where there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

6. For someone like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

7. Do you know who I like? If you don’t know, just look at the first word .

8. I like you like the sun that never gives up on the sky.

9. Compared with darkness and ghosts, I am more afraid of your sad frown.

10. When you are thin, in my heart you are fat and you are stuck inside and cannot get out.

11. It took all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

12. I will go further, but I want to pick more roses and give you more kisses.

13. I wanted to get to know you the first time I saw you. They gentle people call this love at first sight.

14. If you have a boyfriend, I have only one love rival. If you don’t have a boyfriend, the whole world will be my love rival.

15. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.

16. I just like you, I have no ill intentions.

17. I have nothing wrong with you except that I like you.

18. I never envied anyone when you were with me.

19. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, why do I get happy when I see you?

20. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn’t matter who you love.

21. I can’t say enough about you but I like you.

22. Do you know why you are taller than me? Why? Because God knows that boys will bow to their wives.

23. I am guilty. What? I am setting fire to your heart

24. There are 100 ways to be sweet: eating candy, cakes, and missing you 98 times a day.

25. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

26. I became a vegetarian when I saw you. Why? Because you are my type.

27. What do you think will happen if we fall into the river? We will die from the cold! We will be fine because we are falling in love

28. Show me your hand . (Spreading hands) Hey, you, you are missing me in your life!

29. Miss, can I ask you for directions? Where to? To your heart.

30. Do you know my last name? I am happy after knowing you

31. My mobile phone was stolen? Then call the police! Okay, hug me tightly (I hugged you easily) Girl)

32. You are very good at holding dolls. What if it's not awesome? Then why do you hold my heart so tightly?

33. Do you like water? I like it. Congratulations, you already like 72% of me.

34. I think you are a little weird today. What's weird? It's so cute.

35. Little sister, let me ask you a question. Who are you spending Valentine’s Day with? I don’t know how you know. I don’t know.

36. Fallen leaves return to their roots and I return to your moon. Chasing the river, I will chase you, the crane will return to the solitary mountain, I will return to you, the eight wastelands will return to the Yuan, I will return to you, the spring mud will protect the flowers, I will protect you

37. What will you grill first when you eat barbecue! Barbecue first, I will consider it first You...

38. Do you like yourself? Yes! Then I will be your lifelong love rival.

39. I’ll do a magic trick for you,...it’s over, what’s changed? I like you more.

40. You’re so cute! You were blown away by the strong wind In my arms, I will never return it.

41. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your land with all your heart.

42. Guess where my heart is? On the left. Wrong, my heart is with you.

43. Are you tired? You have been running in my mind all day.

44. Why do you want to hurt me! Why do I hurt you? Why do you want me to like you so much!

45. Can you be my Oreo? Why? Because I want to pick you up !

46. Can you guess what zodiac sign I am? I don’t know? I want to do everything for you

47. You are a rabbit! Why do you say that? Otherwise, why would you keep doing this? Jumping in my heart.

48. Do you know what is seen in the eyes of your relatives? Xi Shi? No, you appear

49. I have a shortcoming, what shortcoming, shortcoming you

< p> 50. Where are you from? I am from Guangzhou, no, you are mine

51. Do you know why your parents still want you after they have your sister? Why? Give it to me Yes!!

52. By the way, how old are you 25 years old? I owe you 25 years of companionship.

53. I have liked you for more than two years. It's been a few minutes and can't be withdrawn.

54. When I think about the firecrackers on the 30th night, I don’t think about you as much as I think about you.

55. "What time is it now?" "12 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

56. "I want to eat a bowl of noodles" "What kind of noodles ?" "In your heart."

57. I still like you, just like when I was a kid eating spicy strips without looking at the date. 58. "I think you are like a game. "What game?" "Minecraft."

　59. "There is something on your face." "It's a bit beautiful."

　60. I'm very capable but there's one thing I won't do." "What?" "I won't leave you.

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61. What should I do if I lose it? Just call the police, what? Just hold me tight

62. You are my unwavering dream for the rest of my life

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63. I want to wander in the city where you live, and go to the place where you live.

64. Your name is my concern

65. Always unruly I'll do it for you

66. I like your eyes, but I like mine even more because you are in my eyes

67. When I wake up in the morning, you and I Sunshine is the future I want

68. I miss you more and more every day, more frequently and more intensely every day

69. I plan to I have loved you for a long time, and I have no thought of giving up

70. I wish I could accompany you wherever you go

71. The south wind knows my intention and we will never be apart

< p> 72. Without poetry and distance, I just want you

73. I love you sincerely and brutally without skills

74. I like your charming eyes and thinking expression, Beautiful voice, you are the only one in my heart, and no one can replace it

75. I once thought about letting you go, but when I think that you are the only one in the world, my heart suffocates

76. Love someone What it feels like to be a human being is probably to mind everything but forgive everything.

77. Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and you and I, hand in hand, are safe and sound. 78. I want to hold your hand, from heartbeat to age 79. I like you, not like your eyebrows, not like your temper, not you No

80. You are the morning dew, the evening star, and all my joy. I lick your eyes, and I am already drunk before I drink.

81. How special are you? Walking among thousands of people, even if I am short-sighted, I can still see you at a glance

82. The world is so big, I met you, and you met me, it’s great

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83. In the past, carriages and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and there was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime

84. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart

85. I want to be your pillow book, the cat in my arms, and the person I love

86. I am lucky enough to meet you in my third life, and I will not regret it even if I don’t have the chance

87. Before I met you, I still It’s a blank piece of paper, but after meeting you, I turned into a stack of love letters

88. No matter how the years change, I will always remember the way you made me fall in love at first glance

89. If there can be 999 times of good luck in this life, I am willing to give you 997 times, leaving only two times for myself, once to meet you, and once to accompany you forever

90. Forgive me Strong possessiveness, I am stingy because I love you so much that I look at everyone like a rival in love

90. Ten lines of pick-up lines, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk, and thousands of nonsense words, just to hear one sentence of "I" in the wedding hall one day Love you

91. Night is the night of the world, An is with you. An

92. Late night habits, in addition to staying up late, I also miss you

94. I met you very late, but I will stay with you for a long time

95. My colorful life is just for you.

96. I am waiting for you in this life because I don’t have it.

97. May you be as bright as the sun and not sad

98. I hope to pick a leaf with your name written all over it

99. Last night’s dream When I see you smiling at me, I fall in love with your smile

100. I hope that the breeze is not dry and time does not grow old, both you and I are well

1 WeChat flirting routine 2

1. Mom I liked playing mahjong, but after I was born, my mother resolutely gave up mahjong for the sake of me and the whole family, because she felt that playing me would be more fun.

2. Every piece of fat on your body is eaten by you yourself. Tell me, what else do you have to complain about?

3. God closes a door for you, and then goes to sleep.

4. My classmate helped me with tutoring for three months. Finally, his grades dropped.

5. Don’t blame others for judging others by their appearance. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is right in front of you.

6. If the universe doesn’t explode, I won’t get out of bed. If the earth doesn’t restart, I won’t get up early. I’ll stay under the covers in the wind, rain, and festivals.

7. Girls who love to laugh will not have bad luck, usually they just have poor grades.

8. I dare not look at the mirror for too long because I am afraid that I will fall in love with myself.

9. Don’t be overconfident in yourself. There are many more people who can take care of you than you can think of.

10. In high school, I had enough money to spend, but not enough sleep; in college, I had enough sleep to sleep, but not enough money to spend; now that I am working, I have not enough money to spend, but not enough sleep...

< p> 11. There are many ways to end a friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money and not repay it.

12. There is no arrogance or coldness, it just depends on how familiar you are with me. No matter how big your circle is, when you come in front of me, please speak well, including your eyes.

Thirteen. You can fall in love with the wrong three or five people who are scumbags, but you cannot love the wrong person who is scumbag three or five times. Taking the wrong path may be due to bad luck, but always jumping into a pit is a retard.

14. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body cannot accommodate my perfect personality.

15. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I regret it very much. I regret not hitting you.

16. People say that companionship is the longest confession of love. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is entanglement.

Seventeen. God is fair. He gave you an ugly appearance and a low IQ to prevent you from appearing uncoordinated.

18. The love he gives you will fade away, but the money he gives you will not depreciate.

Nineteen. Legend has it that there are two types of people left in the love scene, men without money and women who don’t know how to package.

20. Don’t be anxious about things that cannot be solved today. Because it may still not be solved tomorrow.

21. I don’t know whether people will go to heaven or hell after death. Anyway, I am going to the crematorium.

Twenty-two. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.

Twenty-three. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out...

Twenty-four. I don’t want to study, and I don’t want to study. If you don’t want to work hard, you can’t persist, you can’t be focused, you don’t have the ability to execute, you don’t know how to be grateful, and you want to make money, then go buy a bowl. WeChat flirting routine 3

1. Actually, I am not a very close person

How should I put it? If you don’t believe me, take a look?

2. I looked in the mirror this morning and wanted to find you

Why? I want to give you all the beautiful things I see recently.

3. Why does the electric fan shake its head?

Why? "It tells me not to stop loving you"

4. I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one left.

What is it? I just love you

5. Guess where my heart is

Well, the left side is wrong, fool, it’s on your side

6. You Why insomnia?

The moonlight and you are so sultry.

7. You can fall down at any time, no matter which direction.

I am your support in all directions.

8. There is always that one person who always has trouble with me.

Uh-huh, I really want to live with you.

9. Is today Arbor Day?

No, then why did I fall into your hands?

10. Have you heard of "Nanshan Nan"?

There is a sentence in it that is very similar to yours, ‘Any of your praise-worthy beauty is not as good as the first time I met you! '"

11. Are you the sun?

How to say? Use your gravity to pull me towards you!

12. You know what I like What season?

I don’t know.

13. Are you a projector?

Why am I satisfied? It’s all your brain!

14. Do you know what my biggest shortcoming is?

I don’t know that it’s you!

15. Do you have glue? ?

No, why did you stick to me?