Humorous birthday message

1. Pigs and dogs are prison guards in the animal kingdom. One day, they caught an uninvited guest named SMS and locked him up. The next day, SMS escaped from prison. The keeper put the dog in charge. The dog said unjustly, I had a rest yesterday. It was the pig who read the message! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 2. A TV blind date program: Hello everyone! Hello, ladies! Dude, I'm really looking for someone to marry. After years of struggle, they finally made a fortune, having a house and a car. Dude, if you want to get married, go to your space and have a look. That beautiful girl will marry you. Beautiful girls and brothers are here to get married. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 3, tmd, being handsome is P, can you use your face when you swipe your card on the street? Best wishes for a happy birthday! 4. Love: 10% persistence+10% missing+10% jealousy+10% suspicious+10% sweet+10% distressed+/kloc. Refuse to accept anyone when you are drunk, just hold the wall. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 6. The temperature is high, cicadas are chirping, there are fewer parties, it is getting dark, communication is good, love is convenient, the bell rings and blessings come. I wish you all the best in summer. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 7. Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 8. Beautiful women are in droves, the money runs with you, the boss is in charge of you, the police see you detour, everything can be settled, everyone smiles at you, and the days are bubbling with beauty. Wake up, I told you to stop taking a nap and daydreaming. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 9. Do you always look up at the starry sky and miss the vast universe? Are you lonely and unable to find your heart's destination? Do you feel out of place with the world around you? Then please come here-welcome to the alien shelter. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 10, you fell in love with making money in order to spend money. Because it is difficult to make money, I dare not spend money. My friend, I know your difficulties. I come to wish my friend a prosperous business and a successful career. Congratulations on getting rich! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 1 1, Zhu: "I really made a fool of myself at the party last night." Feifei: "What's the matter?" A Ju: "The invitation clearly says' only black tie', but when I got there, I found that others were still wearing shirts and pants." Best wishes for a happy birthday! 12, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face? Best wishes for a happy birthday! 13, spending money is as simple as taking a shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit. Here is a secret to getting rich: in the busiest street, with fruit knives, everyone shouted the secret code: robbery! May you always smile and make a lot of money. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 14, life is hard without you; Without you, my heart is very annoying; Pursue you and never get tired of it; It is sweet to have you in my heart; Embrace you, the world is wide; Oh, RMB, I am willing to be with you forever! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 15. When Aju received her salary, she found that she was short of ten yuan and asked the cashier angrily. Teller: "Are you worried about giving ten yuan more last month?" A Ju: "Sometimes mistakes can be forgiven, but the second time is absolutely intolerable." Best wishes for a happy birthday!