Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - The answer to "Seven Horrible Inference Questions"

The answer to "Seven Horrible Inference Questions"

1. The veteran actually suffers from sleepwalking. During his service, he suffocated his comrade-in-arms with a pillow because of sleepwalking. After he woke up, He dismembered the body of his comrade-in-arms with a saber and threw it into the toilet to wash it away. After disposing of the body, only the green military uniform of his comrade-in-arms was left. That night, his wife helped their son knit a small green military uniform while going to the toilet (there should be a son). As a result, she left her clothes in the toilet. The veteran got out of bed and didn't see her wife because her wife knew that her husband was sleepwalking, so she slept alone on the sofa. The veteran mistakenly thought that he had killed his wife and son himself, so he was scared to death by his heinous KB behavior ~~

2. This man is a Roman, and he uses a Roman digital electronic watch. At 7: 12, it is VII XII, which is shaped like a selection button with a cross. The place he went to is Greece, which is spelled HellAs in Greek ... The brand of the airport and the airport broadcast will indicate it. In addition, it was morning when he boarded the plane, and it was dark after a few hours. For a person whose jet lag has not been adjusted, he thought that he had arrived at the entrance of Hell inexplicably, and a selection symbol with a hook and a fork popped up on his watch, so he cried and committed suicide.

3. The insurance salesman wanted the girl's parents to take out insurance with him. So he killed the girl and made her naked because he wanted everyone to know that the girl was killed by him, not by accident. The murderer took everything from her, including the key, of course. Then the girl's parents would know that the key fell into the hands of the murderer and rule out the possibility of accidental loss, which would make them very scared, because the murderer would probably use the key to sneak into their house. The insurer can persuade them to buy insurance at this time.

4. The little girl used to have a dog. After the dog died, the little girl buried her beloved music box with the photo of her and her dog. Because it was unlucky to bury her own photo, she cut it in half. After the dog was born, he took the initiative to chase the little girl in order to get back the photo of the other half. Because no one knows about it, there is only one possibility that the dog is giving birth, and it is scared to death.

5. The reason why I didn't paint the color is because my mother can't distinguish colors. She is red and green color blind. According to the recessive inheritance rule of companion X, if my mother is color blind, the boy must be color blind. But he knows that he is not color blind, so he is not the child of his mother, but the child of his father and Filipino maid at home ... This is intolerable for him who is proud of his pedigree.

6. The man was wearing that white suit when he killed someone. It must be covered with blood. He was arrested before he could dispose of the bloody suit. When he saw the black suit, he remembered it. He hurried to buy a new one and disposed of the old one by the way.

7. Because the patient was injured in sports, it is not excluded that she is a professional athlete or has just officially signed a contract with the club! So her family or her professional club will buy her a huge insurance. However, because of this accidental injury, although she recovered, this fracture led to the end of her professional sports career. This also means that the club is about to cancel her contract! Her family conditions are not rich, and the family is heavily in debt to train her to become a professional athlete; Therefore, her brother is too old to get married, and he has to invest in training his sister when he earns money; Because the dream of the injured family was shattered this time, the hard work only brought an empty dream. So my brother came up with a vicious way to let my sister continue to be plagued by injuries, and even get high insurance money and solatium before my sister terminates her contract with the club ... The whole family will benefit from it. After weighing it, I think it's better to sacrifice my daughter for the whole family. So ..... Because fracture patients need sufficient calcium in the recovery period, so that the bones can grow and develop normally, maintain good bone metabolism, and achieve the best bone density. Carbonated drinks contain phosphoric acid, which will reduce the absorption of calcium in the body and affect the normal development of bone growth. In addition, phosphoric acid will hinder the absorption of iron, which is one of the main materials for making blood. Once iron is not enough, it will cause iron deficiency anemia. Because of the monthly menstruation, a large amount of iron will be lost. Therefore, girls who love to drink carbonated drinks are more prone to iron deficiency anemia. These days, however, it was an unusual time for patients to gather these things, and the family held a banquet that night, which was called to celebrate the recovery of patients, and actually prepared the last dinner for patients. Therefore, the family said that the taste of cola was wrong in order to make the patient drink more drinks and make her old injury recur. The patient drank a lot of coke that night. When she was lying in the bathtub at night, she felt dizzy because of ischemic anemia. When she wanted to get out of the bathtub, she preferred to have an old injury attack. The fracture made her unable to move, so she slipped into the bathtub and drowned ...