I have a very good female colleague. She just gave birth to a child. What kind of blessing message should I send to bless her? Please recommend it.

Two or three a day, just after the month.

1. Go, Bai Zhi, I can't bear to part with Han Hong! ! !

2. According to the pig's aesthetics, I'm basically a handsome guy ~

I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

4. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded ~

Aunt, I'll see you at heartbroken cliff in 16 years. Don't forget to send me a message then!

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

7. Angels and demons tug of war with my soul ~

8. I used to be an angel, really! When I came to the earth, God kindly said to me, "Go, son, you were born to make up the exam ..."

9. Being cheated at the first night: (

10. Male No.2 said to Female No.1, "Why do you love others behind my back!" (2006 "Li Sao with Hidden Signature")

1 1. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I won the Nobel Prize for Long-term Decline and the Oscar Prize for Lifetime Stealth ~ ~ ~

12. It's useless to say that men who don't know Zhejiang University are obscene ~

13. When men cheat, their IQ is second only to Einstein!

14. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

15. I never go to the hospital when I am sick. If I go to the hospital, I will starve to death because I have no money to eat. ...

16. Since the "Mesa incident" last year, the only thing that CCTV can convince people now is to tell the time. ...

17. Log off at midnight on time! Or the princess will turn back into Cinderella ~

18. I roared loudly in the silent toilet. Your strange eyes, whether surprised or unhappy, didn't make my voice smaller. Because what makes me laugh is not that you went to the wrong toilet, but that I forgot to bring toilet paper.

19. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

20. Depriving people of their right to speak is as maddening as a rapist holding a woman to the ground but unable to take off his pants ~

2 1. Love me for free, with annual discount!

22. Miss, stop, stop! Want to fall in love with me?

23. Have a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses.

24. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes, and don't let your wife be empty!

25. I want to be a wing bird in the sky and a pig on the ground!

26. Three months-not yours ...

27. Dad asked me why I learned to smoke behind his back. I said, "I am depressed that Taiwan Province Province will not return!"

28. She is as aggressive in bed as under the bed!

29. She said, "I want to play with feelings, not your organs!"

30. I like people who are "half-hearted": caring, confident and responsible for me; Talking creatively makes me "satisfied"!

30. Split ... Do you want a piece?

3 1. Just call me Wei Chao, although I sing like a schoolmate ~

I always think of you when I feed the pigs. ...

33. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So there was night. ...

34. No one dares to step on my head since I became a shit ~

35. Put on "human" slippers and compete with Liu Xiang in hurdles. If you win one, you will quit the Jianghu if you lose. At present, you are actively preparing…… for ing ... ...

36. I pinned Konka's TV remote control to my waistband. I pretended to buy a new Nokia phone. ...

37. If I come late in the morning, I think I will like it ~

38. Knit me a scarf, and I will repay you with my lifelong care. Otherwise, you can strangle me with a scarf! !

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...

40. It is enough to really love a woman in this life, but it is not enough for me to fight hard with him! ! !

4 1. A temporary impulse is a crisis for future generations!

42. Rape is easy to hide, but psychosexuality is hard to prevent!

Please show your health certificate before going to bed!

44. Life is just nonsense and imagination, so a simple life requires no nonsense and less imagination!

45. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

46. Be proud of lewdness, be drunk and have manners ~

47. Better taste fresh honey than rotten peaches!

48. This word reads: Yu!

49. The person who really loves you is not the one who can hold an umbrella for you in rainy days, but the one who can accompany you with gonorrhea!

50. The only contribution of China Football Team to China is to make more and more people care about basketball!

Getting married on August 8th is a good idea. 5 1.08 ~

52. Life is a game, and the obstacles encountered are all kinds of levels. Try to go to the Raiders!

Everything you say is nonsense-because you are a basket case!

The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

If I hadn't refused to put on my crazy red dancing shoes, I think I would be spinning like a top now.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

57. As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class is over.

58. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be crowded ~

Don't waste time on people who don't care about you. Go to Warcraft if you can't stand it!

60. Minimum configuration of defecation: qianjiang evening news; Suggested configuration: Titan Sports+toilet paper; Luxury configuration: a Chinese book+a playboy+some toilet paper.

6 1. Drink only pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so it's very simple. ...

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation ~

63. Since men are unreliable, I'd better find a handsome and rich one ~

64. As long as we are not dirty, we are the mainstream!

65. Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese is a lot of money ~ ~ ~

66. I only say three sentences, including the above one, and that's it!

67. Boss, 38 shoes are too small, and 39 shoes are too big!

68. Eat tofu with meat, and eat meat with tofu; Think of a person when there is no tofu and no meat ~

69. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So there was night. ...

70. This man's death has something to do with my grave!

7 1. People are drilling in Tencent, where can they not get bricks? 300 bricks a day, I don't hesitate to be a Tencent person ~

72. When you are chasing troops but facing a cliff, you lose an opportunity if you don't jump; If you jump, you will lose more chances! !

73. It is a bad eye to be a good person ~

74. What shall we do in the future? We'll talk later! ! !

75. Come with me and I'll take you to sleepwalk!

76. Who is Bajie's wife? Pig ~ ~ ~

77. A man would rather have a slave to serve himself than a princess to serve himself ~

78. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, but women are just the opposite ~

79. I put 10 thousand vows in a machine gun and then shoot you. You're lying in a pool of blood, covered in Cupid bullets!

80. Everything will be settled in the end! Damn it, this is a dead end! ! !

8 1. What's the difference between marrying you and being a nun!

82. It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully, unless you want to punish him!

Searching for you: Wang Hailiang, male, 22 years old, handsome, from Yushu. As a mentally retarded child, I accidentally got lost the other day. If anyone sees me, I will thank you for your help!

84. One day, I suddenly felt bloated and my eyes were full of things. I got up to go to the toilet, and I got a big ball of light called the sun. If you get another blue ball, you will fall to the ground. This ball is called the earth. After a long time, I felt bad, so I picked it with my finger and got a small dung ball. I thought my family was poor and there was no light, so I named it the moon to show the wishes of the grass people. However, everyone has shit, so the stars are shining!

85. There are no heroes in today's society-heroes are covered under the national flag, and heroes are posted on the wall at the gate of the court-on the right side of the door!

In fact, my childhood dream was not to be a scientist. I just fantasize that I am the owner of a landlord's house with thousands of hectares of fertile land. Being confused all day has nothing to do with leading a group of dog slaves to flirt with good girls. ...

87. It took me four years to complete the memorial service for the university!

88. It's better to keep a pig after ten years' study, and it's better to be a pig after ten years' study!

89. As long as Japan doesn't accompany the crime, I won't come out of the math make-up exam classroom for a day! !

90. I am determined to unify all mankind. Please vote for me!

9 1. Hey, that guy who pried the earth!

92. I can't stand it, Jay Chou. Take me away, I don't want Han Hong! !