Teacher's Day blessing message to the chemistry teacher.

You are like a lovely TNT comrade who explodes at any time.

You are like aqua regia (concentrated hydrochloric acid and concentrated sulfuric acid), disfigured at any time.

You are like brightly colored chlorine, suffocating at any time.

I wish you sublimate your happiness, precipitate your troubles, volatilize your passion, cross your income and increase your salary.

Our study is a combination reaction, learning knowledge and trying to synthesize success, while your teacher's teaching is a decomposition reaction, which decomposes your knowledge and leaves nothing behind. We thank you for your decomposition, and we will make good use of your decomposition to combine more success! Wish: Happy Teachers' Day!

My teacher, I love you!

Seeing you every day, there will always be ripples in my calm heart:

Just like a stick with Mars meets pure oxygen,

The burning magnesium strip meets thermite,

Sodium and lithium in water!

I look at you,

Just like David looked at the newly released potassium, just like Nobel looked at golden gunpowder, just like Madame Curie looked at glowing radium, just like Hou looked at bright soda ash. ...

I look at you,

Your smile,

As warm as burning, as sweet as fructose, as gorgeous as spectrum. ...

Your waist,

Soft as a glass tube on an alcohol burner and slender as a capillary. ...

Your eyes,

As pure as distilled water, as hot as magma and as deep as atoms. ...

For more teacher's day wishes to the chemistry teacher, please see.

Ah! I swear by Mendeleev: I swear by Li!

Do you know the half-life of carbon 14? It's less than one thousandth of the time I love you; Do you know how corrosive aqua regia is? It will never corrode your position in my heart; Do you know how hard diamonds are? No matter how bitter I am, I can't compare with my care and love for you. Do you know how acidic perchloric acid is? Better than I saw you with other classmates!

Teacher, I need you just like breathing needs oxygen; Just like liquefaction requires pressure.

I firmly believe that your love for us will never break with a little friction like NH3 and HCl. I firmly believe that your concern for us will never be as fickle as Al(OH)3, which conforms to the nature of NaOH abandoning alkali. I

I firmly believe that your concern for us will be as firm as the triple bond of nitrogen and nitrogen, as long as protons and as long as greenhouse gases.

Ah! My dear chemistry teacher,

Without you, my hemoglobin will not carry oxygen; Without you, my ATP will not release energy; Without you, my whole body protein will be transsexual forever; Without you, my genes will not be self-sufficient.

I copy; Without you, my cells will not divide. ...

Unless there is liquid water at 375℃;

Unless, 100℃ pure water does not boil at 100Kpa;

Unless, silver ions and chloride ions can be stored in large quantities;

Unless, at room temperature, benzene is soluble in water;

Unless, it won't hurt to splash concentrated sulfuric acid into your eyes-I'll leave you!