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1: Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I will stab you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell! 2. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig! 3: I heard that you accidentally fell into the garbage pit this morning and couldn't get up. Just then, an old lady who picked up junk stretched out her hand and pulled you up, saying that city people are really wasteful, but they are ugly and can't be thrown away! Being friends with you for so long, you have helped me so much, and you are so kind that I have never done anything for you. In order to repay you, I will definitely pull weeds for you in my next life. 5. Dear users: Due to the ugly appearance of your mobile phone, which seriously affects the city appearance, the center will send a strong message to destroy the mobile phone within ten minutes. Please forgive me. 6. A meteor crossed the night sky, and I immediately made a wish, hoping that you would become more beautiful. Who knows, just made a wish, the meteor came back and said to me: big brother! It really embarrassed me.