Humorous host lines

In today's various performances and assemblies, the host often becomes the protagonist, and the host's speech on the stage is the soul of the assembly. The following is the host's lines about humor that I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Humorous host lines 1 distinguished guests, distinguished guests and neighbors:

The sky is high for birds to fly, and the sea is wide for fish to jump. In this hopeful world, machines are rumbling everywhere, and people are very satisfied with Ma Yue; Rice fragrance, frogs singing and birds singing, melon shed telling stories, screaming in wheat fields, rolling golden beans in fields, and grain shops are higher than mountains!

No agriculture is unstable, no work is not rich, no business is not alive, and reform and opening up bring vitality. The market economy is full of vitality, township enterprises are developed, and blood transfusion is long. I like watching thousands of waves of rice, and my heart is full of laughter!

In the field of hope, in the season of blooming flowers, in the beautiful summer, in this fragrant farmhouse, I declare the wedding of XXXXXX to begin now! (Play music, set off firecrackers) Distinguished guests, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, children and young sisters: the wedding of farmers is unusual, and the horn is ringing.

Pork stew vermicelli is done vigorously, and it is fun in the middle of the night!

Now, please sit down the representative of "Moon Man" and the amiable witness.

A handful of shit and urine, and finally raised the child. How can he forget his parents when he marries his daughter-in-law and wants to get married? Invite the officiating guests from both sides to sit down-

Without buttonwood, golden phoenix could not be attracted, but Lager brought matches and told the matchmaker to introduce people to the table-

The matchmaker said, warm-hearted, when she met the girl, she took aim. When she met the young man, she thought, she has an appointment, especially for others to pull. When it comes to pranks, it's just pranks. The eldest daughter and the young man are relatively compact and embarrassed to talk. It's all up to the matchmaker, and it's done in a few words, with high quality and high efficiency. If there is no object, find her quickly and don't let her go in the middle of the night-it's troublesome now!

(Please play music-)

Happy music leaves a lingering sound, and guests from all corners of the country are more happy. The first item of the ceremony was that the witness read out the full text of the certificate.

-Ask the bride and groom to bow to the person who officiated at the wedding.

Raising children is doubly hard, and you will never forget your mother's kindness when you get married. -Ask the bride and groom to bow to the person who officiated at the wedding.

Old matchmaker, you are really good at grinding and foaming at the mouth!

Call the urinal a map and riding a dog a motorcycle.

Two customs cover up their respective advantages, but you say her virtue is virtue?

-Ask the bride and groom to bow to the introducer of Ji Dade for three times.

-Husband and wife respect each other and give each other gifts.

(praising the groom)

Look at the groom, tall, with a tall nose and a hunchback, fighting with Song Wu and trying to pull the sauce jar out. He helps with the sauce and the jar. After entering the city, handling business, entering Shenzhen and visiting Nanyang, Clinton ate his cabbage and Thatcher drank his dragonfly soup. Diego Maradona kicked his radish and Elizabeth carried his wicker basket. Awesome, entrepreneur, he took a photo on the beacon tower and made soup in Huaqingchi, and the good people gave it to him for free-he won the May 1 ST medal!

(praising the bride)

Please hold your head up and show the villagers that you are not shy. Danfengmei, small cherry mouth, two dimples with hidden smiles, big eyes like black grapes, a head of moss dyed like ink, and the sun shining like DC oil. Alive, he is a good cook, raising chickens and dogs, and dozens of fat pigs are full. The grain is abundant, and the grain is abundant.

A flue-cured tobacco building was built in the yard. Eat roast chicken, drink beer, cover with blankets, wear gold, eat, drink and wear everything, and get richer when you get married! XXX, is it beautiful for you to find such a wife? Do you think he should knock the bride three times? (a: it should be! )-Stop kowtowing and make a present! Let's ask the bride and groom to thank the guests (three bows).

Do uncles, neighbors, brothers and sisters congratulate you?

All right! No. The MC said a few words:

As you sow, you reap, and the couple are "bored"! Will give birth to a fat doll, both men and women like it. The dragon boy and the phoenix girl belong to our farmhouse. Boys become engineers when they grow up, and girls become painters when they grow up. Frogs croak in ten miles of rice fields, and rice flowers are sung in flowing water. The countryside is more beautiful than the city, and the happy life is endless.

May the bride and groom grow old together!

I wish friends and family all the best!

I wish both parents a long and healthy life!

I wish big girls and boys a quick "Laga"!

The food was rich and the wine was fragrant. Please sit down, get rid of the thick-skinned gang, eat and drink well, and your heart will light up!

Humor host line 2 1. Wedding opening remarks:

Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon!

Sometimes waiting is also a kind of beauty. I would like to ask all the guests at the scene to always remember today's important moment, August xx 16, which is eternal and has a hundred years of harmony. Because today's meeting of the couple in the magnificent China Hotel gives us a chance to get together. I saw a room full of flowers and smiles, but I didn't hear your warm applause.

Thank you all. Today is your enthusiastic participation, which makes this originally quiet space full of tenderness from this moment, and it is also a reason to be happy and unforgettable in the future. Everyone's birth means the beginning of a story. In the process of growing up, we are listening to other people's stories and telling our own. Today, however, our newlyweds will share their love stories with us here.

2. The groom enters the stadium,

Friends, first of all, let's welcome the protagonist of today's love story, Mr. xx, the groom, to dress up!

Congratulations to the groom, beautiful bouquet. As today's host, I want to convey everyone's feelings and ask the groom what the next ceremony means. Groom: That will mean that we will start a new happy life together. ) groom, it is easier to get along with love than to get along with it. When you decide to spend your life with the person you love, it means that you are responsible for her life. Are you ready? (preparation)

Please call out the name of the person you love. (xx, I love you)

The bride accompanied by her father went to the living room to hold the handover ceremony.

Moderator: Friends, let's pay attention to the mysterious door of happiness. The music started slowly and the door opened slowly. Look, our beautiful bride, Miss xx, accompanied by her beloved father, will appear in the most beautiful way. In a woman's life, two men are very important to her. One is the father who gave her life and was responsible for her happiness in the first half of her life, and the other is the husband who gave her love and shouldered her happiness in the second half. Today, my father will personally give his daughter to Mr. xx.

(Walking to the living room, the bride faces her father) At today's most important moment, my daughter curtseyed to her father, who lifted the veil for her daughter and at the same time set off a brand-new and brilliant page for her.

Groom, now you can marry your beautiful bride. (The groom walks into the living room, handover ceremony) This is a sacred handover ceremony, a handover of love, a handover of responsibility and responsibility, and a handover of happiness. This handover ceremony will be held between two great men. As a father, I will personally entrust my daughter to the groom and give him some advice.

Father: Dear child, I put my favorite daughter in your hand today. If my daughter is a book, I hope you read it carefully. If my daughter is a song, I hope you will never get tired of listening to it. I sincerely hope that you will grow old together. )

Sincerely bless your father and wish you an extra son. At this moment, your father's position will be replaced by the groom. (Hugs deeply, exits) The groom finally holds hands with the girl he likes. We saw the groom get down on one knee and give the dew-stained roses that he had just picked in the morning to his long-lost bride. The bride's mouth is full of happiness, so she chose the most beautiful one for the groom. (The groom kisses his hand)

Dear friends, this is an auspicious moment. Let's bring blessings, send blessings and extend warm hands. Please welcome Mr. xx and Miss xx to join hands on the platform of your love!

4. The bride and groom step into the wedding hall.

In our long-awaited, the couple boarded the viewing platform today, wishing the couple well! First of all, the bride and all the guests at the scene will tell you with applause how beautiful you are today and how happy you are. Thank you.

Applause from my hometown, wishing all my lovers well. Then I heard that your love belongs to two guesses, and your hearts have been attached for a long time, right? Excuse me, groom, how long should your love history be?

My friends, people can't live without the word "love". Love, affection and friendship make our life rich and colorful. And marriage is like the sea, which integrates these three emotions. Careful friends can easily find that the word "marriage" is eleven paintings and nine paintings. In the final analysis, marriage will last forever.

5. The witness stepped onto the stage

Neither too early nor too late. You met among thousands of people, and fate is so affectionate with you. Immersed in the atmosphere of your feelings and wishes, the secretary of xx Public Utilities Bureau came to this wedding scene to witness the wedding of two couples. Friends, let's welcome the witness to make a speech with warm applause.

Thank xx for bringing the couple a beautiful blessing, which is also the wish of all the friends present. I wish the couple love each other forever and grow old together!

6. Exchange love symbols, love gestures and kisses.

At this moment, I believe all the guests present are a little touched. Yes, love is romantic and marriage is real. Then from today on, they will have their own sweet new life, but they will also bid farewell to the freedom in their previous single life. Under the witness of all relatives and friends, they should choose to lead an honest and clean life for the sake of love. Please welcome the holy bridesmaid to present token of love to the new couple.

We can see that the shiny token of love that the couple took out is a pair of diamond rings full of magic and spirituality. They are so shiny and dazzling. At this moment, they will put a firm and a promise on each other. First, ask the groom to take out one and put it on your bride. The blood vessels of the ring finger go deep into our hearts, and all the agreements will surround her heart forever. (The groom puts a wedding ring on the bride and kisses her forehead) The bride takes out a token of love and puts it on your groom. The blood vessels of the ring finger go deep into our hearts, and all the agreements will surround his heart forever.

/kloc-August 0/6, xx, xx is destined-this life is destined! What a happy moment, what a affectionate kiss. Heart-to-heart communication, love and love compatibility, let us remember this happy moment, let us share the happiness and sweetness of the couple.

7. Candle of Love

I am a little touched by so much happiness. My friends, we are here today not so much to attend a wedding as to explain the meaning of growing up.

We can see that at this time, the bride's mother stepped onto the podium, holding the fire of love in her hand, which is a continuation of happiness and a blessing for the couple's bright future ... Jade Qing's mother, I wish you an extra son today, and you will have an important ceremony with two couples to hand over the fire of love and the continuation of life. ......

Mother said: Dear children, may your love be as hot and persistent as this flame and never go out. I wish you all a prosperous and tolerant life in the future. (Bride hugs mother) Thank you, mother, for giving me life, and thank you for teaching me how to love. Please invite my mother to sit at the table and watch the ceremony.

(The couple walks to the candlestick) Every candle is a bright blessing, and the couple will light the fire of happiness together. Love is romantic, candlelight is bright and blessings are warm. At this time, your hearts are interlinked; At this moment, you are soul mates. I want to say: I love you all my life. I want to use my life to prove that I love you forever.

People often say that the bride is the embodiment of luck. Miss xx, you might as well make a small wish, close your eyes, put your right hand on your left chest, make a lifelong promise and quietly make your' wish'. All right! I wish you an early dream come true!

At the same time, I also want to send a message to the newcomers: from today on, you will have an extra key at the same time, but the same door will be opened; From today on, you are still two people, but there is only one life; You will always have each other, each other's childlike heart; But at the same time, you also shoulder additional responsibilities. ......

8. cake champagne ceremony, a glass of wine

Ignite passion, ignite the fire of love, please tidy up your mood a little, and then the couple will present us with a more warm and romantic scene. Please welcome the couple to the cake tower, hand in hand, and leave a moment of today's history on the cake. August, 2009 16 (Fireworks or Bubbles) I wish our newcomers and distinguished guests a successful career, a happy family and a sweet and complete life.

Friends, today we all come to the wedding reception. A wedding banquet cannot be without a wedding banquet. Someone once told me that whenever a bottle of champagne is opened, there must be a lady smiling. Next, please welcome the new people to fill this crystal champagne tower with their hearts, and let us feel the world where you have me and I have you.

Now, the champagne of happiness has overflowed. Please pay attention to the ladies around you. Are you laughing? At the same time, please all the guests at the scene, follow the music and play a happy beat. Come and feel this love. May your love be romantic and give you the best and most beautiful luck in your life!

(Bridesmaid toasts) Let's melt all our promises into this cup. There is tenderness and deep joy of love in the crystal clear glass. Bride and groom, please take this cup of sweet love wine, hold each other's hands and drink it together. Remember today, remember this time, love is the moment when new people's eyes meet, and marriage is the day when two old people will snuggle up to each other in the future.

9. Thanksgiving ceremony

Today's wedding, China Hotel, as the host, I want to express my deep gratitude and deep blessing to several old people. Friends, let's look at the wedding table and invite the parents of this couple to the wedding table. (shaking hands with father) Bless you, wish you a son and a daughter today, and thank you for your kindness. Please welcome Mr. Hu, the father of the bridegroom, to make a speech.

I have to say that my father's speech is also very touching to me personally. In children's minds, a father is like a mountain and sometimes a tree, but from today on, my children will tell their parents that we are also your support and give them your gratitude. Please face your parents, worship them, thank them for their years of parenting, and wish them good health, peace and happiness. Goodbye!

The greatest hug belongs to father and son, father and daughter. Zhu Dexiao comes first. For mom and dad, it may just be a phone call, a text message, or a cup of tea. After listening to my little explanation today, I hope everyone will go back and have a look at it often when they are free, and also propose a cup of tea to their parents. I wish all the old people in the world health and happiness! Please take a step forward. All present were intimate friends in life and mentors at work. As the saying goes, friends are the sky ... Second, pay homage to the guests. Thank you for your help and support. I wish you all the best in your work.

Friends, the most romantic moment has arrived. Newcomers face to face, lovers worship, bride and groom face to face, don't worry about the future. How much you admire, how much you love. Goodbye! All right. I wish you a poetic life with flowers and birds. I saw too many touching scenes today. My friends, are you as deeply moved as I am? Where is your warm applause?

10. The wedding ended successfully, and * * * raised a glass.

It can be said that although the wine is not exhausted, people are drunk. We thank the couple for giving us such an opportunity to raise our glasses. In the interactive session of this wedding ceremony, guests from all directions were invited to the lakeside hotel today. At the wedding, I have heard many people say cheers together. What a spectacular scene it would be if so many people beat the table with glasses together. Come on, please drink this happy wine. One, two, three, symphony bell.

Thank you! Everyone's enthusiasm is really high, and I thank you on behalf of the newcomers. Please ask the couple to accompany their parents to the dinner table.

Friends, please remember this romantic and beautiful picture, please join hands with the newcomers, the train of love has no end, only forever! Let's all stand up and let the time freeze at this moment with applause. Let's witness the perfect presentation of this classic love story today and bid farewell to the bright and beautiful tomorrow of the couple. I am the host Yuan Yuan, friends, we are destined to meet again!

Professional wedding host, festival entertainment host, conference host, festival host, pop singer performance, magic performance, children's program performance, laser interactive performance; Find the host words, opening lines, performance etiquette performances, program performances, please navigate to the exhibition.