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Humorous and classy wedding testimony

Company leaders’ wedding speech

Dear guests, leaders, ladies and gentlemen, hello!

Today, on behalf of the bride’s unit-----******, I would like to say a few words. It is understood that Mr. ***, the groom, is progressive in thinking, active in work, and studious. His dignified appearance is obvious to all. They are rare talents in traditional Chinese medicine hospitals. It was this outstanding young man who, with his extraordinary strength, opened the heart of a beautiful girl to love. This lucky girl is today's heroine----Miss *** of our unit. Miss *** is gentle, lovely, beautiful, generous, friendly, and knowledgeable. She is a glorious image of a typical oriental modern woman. The combination of Mr. ** and Miss *** is truly a match made in heaven, a pair made by the earth.

The sun is shining, the singing is flying, the laughter is singing, and the heaven is auspicious. On this beautiful day, in this great time, the heaven and earth dance together in beautiful colors. Tonight, the stars are shining brightly, and two more dazzling new stars will be added to the passionate night. The bridegroom and the bride are in love, walking on the bright red carpet, and will happily enter the palace of marriage. From then on, they will sail in the ocean of love leaning on each other. As the bride’s leader and colleague, I am very excited, happy and joyful for them at this time. The tenth day of the twelfth lunar month is a particularly auspicious day. The happiest couple in heaven and earth will get married today.

On behalf of ******, I sincerely wish you: encourage each other in work; help each other in study; go hand in hand in career; care for, respect and love each other in life; We should work together to overcome difficulties; be more understanding and less excited, more calm and less suspicious when it comes to conflicts; the bride should be filial to her parents-in-law, husband and wife; the groom should love his wife as much as he loves himself, but do not turn into fear Wife. Finally, I wish the groom Mr. *** and the bride Ms. *** again: You must keep the romance and passion of your love period in the reality of marriage and material life forever. May we be together forever and grow old together.

Wedding Speech

Dear guests and friends:

The golden autumn is a season of harvest; the Mid-Autumn Festival is also a season of harvest. It is a festival that symbolizes happiness and reunion; tomorrow, we will usher in the festival of engineers of human souls and teachers - Teachers' Day, with many festivals and happy events. Today, we gather together to witness the happy marriage of Mr........ and Ms. Xing Yanna. I would like to take this opportunity to express my sincere gratitude to all the guests and friends entrusted by the bride and groom and their families. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to attend the wedding. At the same time, I also hope to express my sincere gratitude to the bride and groom on behalf of all the guests and friends present. Speak loudly the words of blessing in our hearts: May you cherish this beautiful love, walk hand in hand on the road of life, be united forever, live a happy life, and love forever! Now, I propose that we fill our glasses with fine wine, raise our glasses high, and toast to this wonderful moment

Marriage Speech

Dear guests, ladies, gentlemen, and friends: Evening good!

Today is a great day for Mr. ** and Ms. ** to get married. First of all, on behalf of all the guests, I wish the bride and groom a happy wedding and all the best!

I am entrusted by the bride and groom to serve as their wedding witness. I feel very honored and extremely happy at the same time. The bridegroom and the bride have gone through an unforgettable time through getting to know each other, knowing each other, falling in love, and finally becoming husband and wife. Let us express our warm congratulations!

Now, I declare: The relationship between Mr. ** and Miss ** is sincere, they are fully psychologically and materially prepared to create a future, and their marriage is logical. The program is legal and valid! Qingshan testifies for you! Xiushui testifies for you! The relatives and friends here bear witness for you!

I hope you will respect, love, understand and help each other in the days to come. No matter whether the future is smooth or bumpy, your hearts will always be connected and you will regard each other as your lifelong support. , relying on each other to move towards a brilliant tomorrow.

On this wonderful night, you must not forget your parents who have given you infinite care. You must turn your gratitude for your parents into practical actions, honor and serve your parents and enjoy your life.

Let us pray! Let us bless you! Let us raise the wine glasses in our hands and wish this beautiful couple a happy wedding, a happy marriage, a long life together, and a better tomorrow hand in hand!

The couple gave a speech of thanks at the wedding ceremony

Dear leaders, relatives and friends:

There are several most unforgettable and happiest moments in life. Today I just I truly feel extremely excited, extremely happy, and extremely unforgettable from the bottom of my heart. Today I am getting married to my sweetheart, Miss **. Our elders, relatives, close friends and leaders came all the way to attend our wedding celebration despite their busy schedules, bringing joy, joy and sincerity to today's wedding. blessing. Let us take this opportunity to sincerely thank our parents for raising us, our leaders for their care, and our friends for their blessings.

I would also like to thank my father-in-law and mother-in-law. Please believe that I will always love my wife deeply, and through our hard-working and intelligent hands, we will definitely create a happy and happy family.

Finally, please share a happy night with us.

I wish you all the best and all your dreams come true.

Thank you!

Wedding Groom's Thank You Speech

Dear guests:

Hello everyone!

I am really happy and excited today because I finally got married. Even though I have thousands of words for a while, I don’t know where to start from. But I know that these thousands of words can only be condensed into two words, and that is "thank you".

First of all, I would like to thank all the friends present here for coming here to be an important witness to the love between xxx and I on this wonderful weekend. Without you, there would be no such thing, which would make my wife and I happy for the rest of our lives. Unforgettable wedding.

Secondly, I would also like to thank xxx’s parents. I would like to say to you, the second elder, that you, the second elder, have entrusted me, a young man, with the only pearl in your hands for safekeeping. Thank you for your trust. I I will never betray your trust, but I want to say that I may not be able to make your daughter the richest woman in the world, but I will use my life to make her the happiest woman in the world.

Finally, I want to thank the woman next to me who in my opinion is the most beautiful woman in the world. I went online all night yesterday and it was said on the Internet that the male population in the world is now 2.98 billion. , I actually got this 1 in 2.98 billion chance of becoming xxx's husband. The 1 in 2.98 billion chance is equivalent to a person winning the lottery of 5 million for a month, but I feel that being able to be with xxx in this life is incomparable to anyone with 5 million. So I want to say, xxx thank you, thank you for agreeing to marry me, a fledgling, inexperienced boy.

But at this moment, I feel deeply guilty for you, because I never told you that before I met you again and after I met you, I still loved you deeply. Another woman, and even your marriage cannot stop me from missing her day and night. That woman also came to the wedding. My dear, she is my mother. Mom, thank you, thank you for making a decision that changed your life 28 years ago. You used your beautiful youth and graceful figure to bring a life into this world, allowing him to learn knowledge and teach him. Learn to be a human being, you let him experience the most selfless love in the world, you gave him the warmest home in the world, you told him to be honest, you told him the importance of family, but this little life often gets into trouble and makes you angry. , you have been worried about him for more than 20 years. My father's death a few years ago made me realize the importance of you in my life. I will never forget you and the time I spent on both sides of the ocean. Those thousands of people miss me day and night. Now, I want to say, Mom, thanks to your hard work, our family is fine, our son has grown up, and he is married. You can rest assured and be happy, I am very happy because I met two of the most kind and beautiful women in the world.

(The applause lasted for about 2 minutes)

Finally, don’t forget the old saying, eat well and drink well with simple meals.

Parent Speech Sample

Dear guests: Hello everyone!

Today is a happy day for my daughter (son) *** and *** to get married. , thank you all for coming, I would like to express my warmest welcome and heartfelt thanks!

Fate has made my daughter (son) *** and *** married, and as parents I am very happy. They got to know each other, knew each other, and fell in love with each other to become husband and wife today. From now on, I hope they can respect, love, understand and help each other, and use their intelligence and hard work to create their own beautiful future.

Finally, I wish them both a happy and happy marriage.

Wedding Congratulations in the Grand View Garden

Wedding congratulations have been abundant throughout the ages. According to the objects to be congratulated, there are generally two categories: one is for the bride and groom, and the other is for the parents of the bride and groom.

Congratulations to the newlyweds are divided according to the period, and can be divided into two types: before the wedding and on the wedding day.

Before the wedding, the congratulations to the newlyweds can be: like-minded, happy marriage, a happy marriage for a hundred years, a close alliance, fly high, dependent on each other, heart to heart, united forever, boundless love, love. The sky is thousands of miles away, the river of love is forever, the kindness is like a mountain, the friend has been a friend for hundreds of years, the love is eternal, we grow old together forever;

On the wedding day, the congratulations to the newlyweds can be: congratulations on the newlyweds, auspicious weddings, happy weddings, Wedding celebrations, happy newlyweds, dragons and phoenixes in auspiciousness, happy marriages, perfect couples, harmonious singing of pianos and harps, blessings of mandarin ducks, spring and autumn of silk flowers, good flowers and full moon, glory and glory, happiness and good luck;

To the newlyweds The congratulations used by the parents of the bride and groom are also different. The congratulations to the groom's parents include: the son's wedding, the splendor of the family, congratulations on the marriage, blessings on the early grandchild, congratulations on the son and daughter-in-law, and the addition of a child; the congratulations to the bride's parents include: : Congratulations on your daughter’s wedding, good fortune on her son-in-law, congratulations on your daughter’s marriage, and joy on your return;

*** congratulations to both parents include:: congratulations to Qin Jin, congratulations to Zhu Chen, congratulations on the marriage, and marriage Both blessings.

Wedding Witness Speech

Dear relatives and friends:

Today, I am entrusted by the bride and groom to be the witness for the marriage between Mr. XX and Miss XX. It is a great honor and a rare opportunity to be able to give the wedding speech to this couple who are so in love with each other in this sacred and solemn wedding ceremony. It is also a rare opportunity.

Dear guests, the groom Mr. He is kind-hearted and kind-hearted; he is not only conscientious and responsible at work, but also works hard and has outstanding achievements. He is a good young man with outstanding talents. The bride, Miss XX, currently works in XX unit, works at XX, and holds the position of XX. She is XX years old this year. The bride is not only beautiful and lovely, but also possesses the inner beauty of Oriental women. She is not only gentle, considerate, and understanding of others, but also diligent, studious, noble in character, and pure in heart. She is not only able to manage the family's finances, but is also deft and capable. She is a lovely and good girl.

The ancients often said: The mind has a clear understanding. Whether it's love, fate or love, they are brought together somehow. To make them know each other and stay together, God not only created this new couple, but also created their descendants and their future.

At this moment, the bride and groom become a loving couple. From now on, no matter you are rich or poor, sick or under adverse circumstances, you will love each other wholeheartedly and unswervingly throughout your life, and you will always be in love with each other in the journey of life. Yingying grows old together happily.

Finally, I wish you both a happy marriage and happiness forever. Thank you all!

Witness: ***

Speech by the officiant

Dear guests, ladies and gentlemen:

Today is my son (Daughter) and Miss XX (Mr.) are happily married. Thanks to all the guests who have come from afar, I would like to express my warmest welcome and heartfelt thanks! My son (daughter) and Ms. XX (Mr.) have been married for hundreds of years. As parents of both parties, I am very happy.

They got to know each other, knew each other, fell in love with each other, and became husband and wife today. From now on, you must respect, love, understand, and help each other, put your career first, and use your intelligence and hard work to create a better future. Not only that, but you must also honor your parents.

Finally, I wish you both a happy marriage, an early son, and happiness.

I wish everyone good health and all the best. Thank you all!

Dear guests:

Hello everyone! At the order of the bride and groom, I will officiate at today's wedding. Why do the bride and groom insist that I be the host? --When we were discussing who was the most suitable host to be the wedding host a few days ago, the groom-to-be said to me: "You look very safe and will not let the bride get distracted during the wedding." , not to mention that it will not pose a threat to my image as a handsome man. I can rest assured that you will be the host!" Then, the bride-to-be said to me: "You look very humble, and all the guests will praise you when the groom stands with you on the stage. I have vision. I'm satisfied with you being the host!"

I didn't want to take on this "heavy responsibility" (emphasis added)! But I have no choice but to be buddies with the groom. It's unfair to push him away, but he's disrespectful. I have to be beautiful and selfless. A dedication! Next, I will report to all the guests the romance of the bride and groom.

Let me talk about "the infatuated man persists in pursuing the phoenix", it is true: after seeing him, his eyes shine - three hundred love letters, more than 40,000 words - five hearts are confused, six gods are restless - seven plans After all, the Eight Immortals have crossed the sea - they have been chasing after each other for a long time (nine), and they have worked very hard!

Looking at "A Passionate Girl Tests All Ways Before She Gives Her Body", it turns out: Love at first sight, but the second one will not be confused - think twice When walking, everything is stable - five ingenuity, six surprises - seven vertical and seven captures, inspections from all directions - long (nine) long tests, very satisfied!

Here, I give the bride and groom a song Doggerel: ×There is no triangle between one mind and one mind, ×Love is like a magnetic field. ×Growing old together has the sound of love, ×Happy life has no limit. ×Dear guests, today is the happy day for the bride and groom to get married and marry Qin and Jin. Let us raise our glasses and drink with the wonderful singing and moving melody, bless the newlyweds and have a prosperous and joyful drink. May you be happy and healthy, and drink as you wish...

"With the consent of all my parents-in-law, I especially wish the newlyweds happiness, joy, longevity and health,

And specially remind the groom Kang

When his wife is happy, he should make her happier,

When he is unhappy, he should make her happy,

she Kiss her when you want to,

Let her hit someone when she wants to. `

Especially warn Kang,

Remember to hug your wife every day. ,

Hug when you come in,

You still have to hug when you go out

In any case, you can’t make Q unhappy,

Male. I will always give my place to women,

Hehe and Meimei,

After two people agreed, they became husband and wife, and I hereby prove it.”

Look at these marriage proposals. I’m jealous of you from the bottom of my heart, haha, I have to find a girlfriend

I wish you happiness