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Every year165438+1October 1 1 is Singles' Day. In fact, Singles Day is an entertainment festival among young people. Then, on Singles Day, we all send short messages to our good friends. Today, Bian Xiao has compiled some information about Singles Day for everyone to choose from.

1. Stick after stick, together with nunchakus; You're single and I'm single. Add it up 1 1 Great. Fate is not a bachelor; Losing a bachelor is destiny takes a hand.

2. Singles' Day message: I secretly love you for several years and confess for hundreds of days. Why don't you tell me what you are thinking? Don't you know that I have to spend this year's Singles Day alone?

3. Singles Day SMS: The world is getting more and more distorted. Beautiful women can't find husbands, talented women can't find jobs, and unrestrained women can't find affairs. Happy Singles Day!

4. send? No hair! No hair? Send! Send? -I struggled in my mind for a long time and hesitated for a long time. Finally, I succeeded. I just wish my friends in my heart that no matter what this 1 1.11is, the next11will have a partner.

5. I am a bachelor! I am not trapped by love, not hurt by love, not waiting for anyone, not silently sad, not caring about anyone, not sleeping alone, I am me! Happy bachelor!

6. Come on! Cancel your appointment and throw away your roses! Turn off your cell phone and give up waiting! Come on! Let's celebrate and get together! Today, we don't need the opposite sex! Today! Let the opposite sex go away!

7. My friends told me to participate in the "blind date will win", my elders told me to participate in the "Meet on Saturday" and my family told me to participate in the "If You Are the One". I have this leisure time, and I am already someone else's mother!

8. Singles' Day message: I secretly love you for several years and confess for hundreds of days. Why don't you tell me what you are thinking? Don't you know that I have to spend this year's Singles Day alone?

9. Being a bachelor is very tired all day. I have no one to go home from work. I have three meals a day at the wrong time. I am so lonely that people are devastated. Don't be too embarrassed when I am young. Let's have a party. A bachelor should be narcissistic. Happy Singles Day!

10. The annual Singles Day came as scheduled. I hope that bachelors must remain modest and prudent, don't be arrogant and impetuous, look for it if you want, don't look for it if you can't find it, and create a new situation in bachelor work. Happy Singles Day!

1 1. Are you tired of life? Feelings. Really? Did you have a good day? Did you receive a lot of information today? Join us as a bachelor to ensure that your life is comfortable, your feelings are sincere, your thoughts are relaxed every day, and your information is constantly updated.

12. Singles' Day mascot: four fried dough sticks and 1 steamed bread, four fried dough sticks are four "11",and steamed bread represents the middle point and vividly represents "65438".

13. Bachelor is very good, bachelor is wonderful, and bachelor's life is born; There is no noise, no noise, and the life of a bachelor is really carefree; Self-mockery, self-mockery, bachelor's world is wonderful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and sweetness!

14. Singles Day has code words. If you watch carefully, you will know that Singles Day is not practical. Choosing 1 1 means the opposite. Outdoor, singles are dark, while outdoor, plank roads are dark, parties are held side by side, and couples are not single.

15. Singles Day SMS: No matter in summer or winter, just care about yourself; Singles Day or Chinese Valentine's Day, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!

16. Friend, are you lonely? Let them fly, make them swear, let them stay. Let's clink glasses. In this lonely11.11,we will take care of each other soon!

17. Singles' Day is coming, and short messages convey my heart: I am lucky to have you in this life. I will hold hands with you and snuggle up to spend the cold winter. I will build a safe haven for you and create a happy home for love!

18. Singles' Day SMS: 1 1,1,1,1. I wonder when I think about this moment: there are obviously four groups of "65438"

19. Singles' Day is here. I wish all the best for the married nunchakus. The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; Those "singles" who are still single have a bright future; No matter where the stick is

20.20 16 Singles Day message: Drink strong tea until the fragrance is still there; Road, we must work hard until the bitter is sweet; People should have deep feelings and love again until the next life! Single people should choose high-quality love! Today is Singles Day. Happy holidays!

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