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Ask for personalized New Year's message!

1. Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Want to be rich and expensive? Want to get promoted and get rich? Stop dreaming and go to bed!

2. The New Year is coming. Have you been healthy recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do. You should feed the cat some food.

I wish you good health and all your teeth are gone! Bon voyage, missing halfway! Go all the way to the end and give up halfway! Happy every day, often abnormal! Laugh often, laugh anyway!

4. Give you a coat, with peace in the front, happiness in the back, luck as the collar, wishful thinking as the sleeve, happiness as the button and warmth in the pocket. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

5. Don't move! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: I wish you a happy New Year's Day.

With the coming of the Spring Festival, I hope you always feel like a kettle on the stove. Even if your ass burns red, you will still whistle happily and bubble your nose happily!

7. On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you and paid a New Year call to you: Happy New Year! Then a snot woke up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said something I didn't say in my dream ... bring a red envelope!

8. Serious statement: Blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing.

9. Actually, some things are clear to each other, but when the New Year comes, I have to make it clear ... where is my red envelope?

10. $ $ $ $ $ $ When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

1 1. Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, turn the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and good health in the new year!

12. May you have peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness. I wish you a happy New Year's Day and happiness every day!

13. I hope that in the new year, I will roam around China with Monternet, connect with Wan Li's new time and space, and travel around the world!

14. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I extend my sincere wishes to you! May all good dreams snuggle up to you, falling asleep is sweet, and waking up is real! May all wealth cover you, work at sunrise and rest at sunset! See wealth at sunset! May all the lucky stars look after you and be lucky forever! Carve peace!

15. I wish you no small peas on your face and streaky pork on your body in the new year. 27 this year and 25 next year will always be a flower. Give birth to a fat doll!

16. In the new year, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Robust every month, Gao Legao every year, and Sprite will always be eye-catching!

17. I wish you a new year: you can't hold back your luck in playing cards, the leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face and others pay for you.

18. I wish the New Year today every year, a monthly salary increase, a weekly lottery, a good mood every day, good luck every day, seeing the God of Wealth during the day and counting money at night.