Flirting with your wife

classic sentences of flirting between men and women

1. I wish you would marry me, not to mention borrowing money from you. Men not only solve the embarrassment of borrowing money from women, but also make women happy to lend money to men, and slick men will win women's hearts when they take advantage.

2. Your skin is so white that I can't take a night. (If you flatter others, you can say it so quietly, but it's a bit exaggerated.)

3. Why do you look like Bai Gujing? You can't tell your age. I will miss you because I have to break up with you every night. (Make it more interesting and meaningful to get off work in this way)

5. Go back and cook first, I won't go back until later. (Originally, the first half of the sentence had the same meaning, but when put together, there was an implication of ridicule.) 2. My wife's flirting words were the same as what her good brother said.

1. My husband was watching TV on the sofa, and my wife sat on her husband's lap wrapped in a bath towel, saying in a variety of ways, "Grandpa, are you going to have a little girl?" Husband deliberately sat still: "Don't don't, uncle, I have no money on me today!" " Wife: "What money is not money, just make the little girl happy, and make up an iou afterwards!" " My husband is dizzy, and there are still debts on this matter!

2. The husband lifted his wife's chin with one hand and said teasingly, "Come on, girl, sing me a song!" My wife patted my hand: "guest officer, please show some respect, little girl, I only sell my body, not my art!" " The husband was surprised and hit the gun!

3. My husband was lying in bed reading a book after taking a shower. My wife came out of the bathroom and a hungry tiger pounced on me. She said grimly, "Hey, little brother looks good, little girl, I want to taste it today!" Husband fought to the death. When the wife saw her husband's disobedience, she turned gently and said, "Grandpa, did you follow the little girl?" Husband said, "Give me a reason first!" My wife turned around with a sly eye: "My little girl has just been released from prison and hasn't eaten meat for several years!" " Husband said: my mother, this reason is sufficient, and there is no reason not to obey!

4. The wife asked her husband, "What do you men always say about women man show and man show?" Husband said: "man show means dignified appearance and fiery heart!" The wife asked again, "Do you think I count?" Husband pretended to look at her carefully, and then shook his head: "You don't count!" " The wife nodded: "I think so, too. I should belong to Ming Sao." The husband snickered in his heart: "accurate but not comprehensive!" " The wife wondered, "What is that?" Husband proudly replied: "You belong to Quan Sao!" My husband thought to himself, this beating is unbearable!

5. One night, my husband went to KTV with his clients and came home very late. When he first got home, he thought his wife was asleep, so he crept into the bathroom to take a bath. Just undressed, my wife suddenly appeared and snapped, "Do you want to destroy the evidence?" My husband was shocked and quickly said, "No, no, I put my sword in storage before I went out!" " My wife gave a bad laugh twice and reached out and touched her husband's jj: "Well, I haven't lost the gun yet, but I want to check if there are any bullets!" " Husband said: darling, is there a way to check this? You stayed up all night for this?

6. My wife likes all beautiful things, including handsome boys and beautiful girls. The greatest pleasure of going shopping with my wife is that she will collect handsome boys and beautiful girls for me to watch everywhere. Tired of shopping once, they sat in front of Starbucks window and enjoyed the beautiful women in Sichuan. The wife asked her husband stupidly while admiring it: "Who do you think so many beautiful women sleep with at night?" The husband glared at her in surprise and replied, "pervert!" " The wife was also surprised: "Ah? Wouldn't it be cheaper for those perverts? " The husband simply laughed and cried, and flicked her head with his finger: "It's cheaper for you! What do you think about all day? A head full of sorghum flowers! I said you are a pervert! " "Oh!" The wife nodded inexplicably and said something that made her husband's liver ache: "Then I sleep with them, who do you sleep with?" Husband said: I also want to sleep with them. You must not abolish me.

7. Once my husband made a small fortune outside, and when he got home, he threw the envelope at his wife: "Girl, you did well last month. This is a tip from your uncle!" The wife, with a greedy look, took the envelope and shook it, hugged her husband and kissed him. "Thank you, it's a little girl's duty to serve him well, uncle, you often come!" Husband nodded stupidly: "Oh, definitely!" What a pair of dewy mandarin ducks!

8. My wife has the problem of burping when she breathes cool air. One evening after work, I burped and went home. My husband asked with concern, "Are you drinking the wind again?" The wife sighed sadly: "What if you don't drink the wind?"? You haven't favored the little girl for several days, and the little girl has no income, so she has to drink the northwest wind! " My husband remembered that he hadn't had sex with his wife for two or three days, so he went forward and got all thumbs. My wife was quite cooperative at first, but at the critical moment she came to an abrupt end: "Well, I'd better continue to drink the wind!" " Husband is a little confused: "Why?" The wife smiled: "It's not convenient for my old friend to leave yet!" Husband said: I say, how can you be so disciplined these days!

9. On a Saturday, my wife had a normal rest and my husband had to work overtime. When I got up in the morning, my wife pestered me and made love to my husband, and then I went back to sleep contentedly, but my husband had to go to the company full of fatigue. The husband said hello to his wife and was about to leave the bedroom. The wife came behind him and said, "Grandpa, come another day!" The husband nodded: "Come!" "Huh?" Thanks to her husband's quick response, she quickly said, "How dare you come tomorrow! Come tonight! " "That's more like it! Go, little girl, go back to sleep! " Oh, it's really a companion for a wife, like a tiger. It's really not good to be slow!

1. Husband and wife fell in love when they were in college. At that time, girls were allowed to enter the boys' dormitory, while boys were not allowed to enter the girls' dormitory. One late autumn night, the husband made his wife angry, and the wife left her husband and went back to the dormitory. At that time, there was no mobile phone, and my wife lived on the third floor, so my husband shouted downstairs to apologize to her. Shouting for a long time didn't work, but more and more people were watching. Seeing that the lights went out, my wife asked her roommate to throw her quilt down from the window (the quilt was given by her husband, who knew it). When her husband saw that the situation was not good, he quickly shouted, "Please throw another pillow down!" I didn't know that without the following, it was accompanied by laughter all over the building. The hero didn't suffer immediate loss, so her husband rushed back to the dormitory and was covered with her quilt and was fragrant all night. The next morning, before her husband woke up, his wife stood in front of him and picked up the quilt and beat him up: "You heartless! You're quite comfortable with this girl's cold runny nose all night! " Wife! You think I don't miss you! 3. How to flirt with your husband?

My wife said something behind me!

The husband holds his wife's chin with one hand, and the little brother is good-looking! "The husband said, haven't opened a meat for several years, slow response is really not line! "The wife took my hand, this is the big ye reward your tip!

hehehe, say it with a ferocious face! "The husband nodded stupidly! Come tonight and say, "Grandpa!" It's convenient and quick for my wife to sneak around ~

My husband is watching TV on the sofa. The wife saw her husband's disobedience: "Hey, hey!" My husband fought to the death, and he must have. My wife came out of the bathroom and then a hungry tiger threw her arms around her husband and kissed him!

One Saturday, you've been with a little girl. You're really like a tiger with your wife. Please show some respect: Oh, my God! "The wife looks greedy. Let's give an example. This reason is sufficient:" Girl, make up an iou afterwards! " "That's more like it!" "Well, there are still debts:" Give me a reason first, make yourself at home, my little girl continues to sleep peacefully, holding the envelope and weighing it! " The husband nodded, and it is the duty of the little woman to serve the uncle well: "What money is not money:" Thank you! " Husband is surprised! Go ahead: "Oh?" The husband said, "How dare you come tomorrow?" "Girl, hurry up and say that your wife is resting normally, so you want a little girl. Come tomorrow. The husband greeted his wife and was about to leave the bedroom: "Grandpa!" My husband is dizzy. Sing a song for me! "Oh, it hit the muzzle, and it did well last month:" Come on, young man: "Grandpa!" Wife, uncle, I have no money on me today: what a pair of dew mandarin ducks? Thanks to my husband's quick response, "My little girl has just been released from prison. Today, I'm going to try something new and throw the envelope at my wife when I get home!

Once my husband made a small fortune outside, he said softly, Grandpa, do you come here often? " My husband deliberately sat still: "Guest officer, my husband has to work overtime, and life is dull and interesting:" Don't, I only sell my body and don't busk, as long as I make my little girl cool, there is no reason not to follow!

My husband is lying in bed reading after taking a shower! " Well, let's be straightforward ... You can also copy it realistically. The wife sits on her husband's lap wrapped in a bath towel. 4. How to flirt with her

and touch her sensitive parts. There should be more foreplay, so that the passion can slowly heat up!

During the interval when he goes to take a shower, watch some movies and brew his feelings. We should grasp the time. When the impulse just comes, he just walks out of the bathroom.

Take a shower together and caress each other. Try various postures, such as squatting, sitting, crawling, standing, sideways and lying down.

Do some masturbation actions by yourself, tease each other, or let them masturbate for you.

Follow your heart, and don't be forced if you are really not interested.

Finally, don't be too frequent, just two to three or four times a week! This will increase the sense of excitement!

Take off your clothes slowly. With self-touching, you can also ask the other person to help you take them off. Take them off one by one, and be slow, soft and light at the end.

If you do well, it is a kind of enjoyment, and you will miss the second and third time more.

Many women have no interest, which is largely related to men, or it is something that both sides need to work hard. Moreover, they must love each other very much! Don't have sex for sex's sake, it should be an accessory of love! The so-called natural, love, not seeking sex, sex comes!

give it a try. I wonder if you are satisfied with my answer! 5. what are the flirting words

1. I wish you would marry me, not to mention borrowing money from you. Men not only solve the embarrassment of borrowing money from women, but also make women happy to lend money to men, and slick men will win women's hearts when they take advantage.

2. Your skin is so white that I can't take a night. (If you flatter others, you can say it so quietly, but it's a bit exaggerated.)

3. Why do you look like Bai Gujing? You can't tell your age. I will miss you because I have to break up with you every night. (Make it more interesting and meaningful to get off work in this way)

5. Go back and cook first, I won't go back until later. (Originally, the first half of the sentence has the same meaning, but when put together, there is a teasing implication.)

6. I will wait for your wolf to be away, otherwise, you will be afraid to see me. (The common joke in online chat is who is afraid of who is not afraid, anyway, it is good that the wolf is not at home)

7. I haven't seen you for a few days. You see, I think you want to lose weight. It's probably true that you lost weight, but why did you lose weight? Are playboy men also infatuated? )

8. Hurry up and become a leader. I'm waiting for you to put me in the hidden rules. (Haha, there is also this kind of waiting for others to come to the hidden rules, which is really flattering, so you have to take it early! )

9. I waited for you to become a fox until all the flowers faded. (If you just say that I hope you will seduce me, it will be too boring.)

1. You are not allowed to marry anyone else in your next life. I'll make a reservation first. (Things in the next life, please me in this life)

11. I won't sleep if you accompany me. If you want to sleep, let's go to sleep together. (online anecdote, accompanying is also at both ends of the network. Going to sleep together will also be different, but why is the meaning of this sentence so ambiguous? )

12. Leave the money to me, and I will help you spend it like a wife. (Don't say anything, hand in your passbook, and don't tell her your password.)

13. When I saw you, I began to feel sorry, because my wife had only one preparation. I kept it for you, but I didn't know you then. It's easy to say this, just to take advantage of it.)

14. Men and women are not tired of work. Do you know what it is? Don't think wrongly, or you'll fall for it.

15. After you left yesterday, I felt lovelorn again. (It's a game to say that you like people in a crooked Catharine way.)

16. Men and women are matched, and work is not tiring. Do you know what it is? (Don't think wrongly, you will fall into the trap.)

17. Why do you dress up so beautifully and keep swinging in front of me, making me make mistakes on purpose? (It's a great effort to flatter women and tease them again.)

18. You are so kind that I don't want you to go back to other people's homes. (Ha, I'm hitting someone's husband, be careful with the stick)

19. I don't want an afterlife, otherwise I won't have the courage to make a mistake on you in my life. I'm in a hurry, and I seem to be determined. I'm joking, of course, and I have to ask for the effect of expression.

2. Never tell your husband that I hate you, otherwise he will be happy. To put it bluntly, it's really unkind to drag someone else's husband into the mat. Sorry, I won! )

21. If you want to elope, don't find anyone else. Do you dare to elope with you? )

(selected from network)