Then give me a funny text message insulting the master.

With your eyes, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of an ATM bank.

You look like this. Men look at eggs, women look at lactic acid.

You said not to stutter except when playing p.

You are handsome, you are handsome, with a nest of cabbage on your head, a hemp belt in your waist and a kelp. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of SB.

Tianma meteor boxing, my mother plays monkey boxing. Lushan Mountain gave birth to a dragon bully, and my mother beat your father.

I'm sorry, sir (miss), but your huge body is blocking my signal.

Oh, did you kiss the Tang Priest and his two disciples when you were young?

Is your father a dragon? Is your mother windy?

(Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix. Dragon and phoenix are auspicious. . Sweet = shit)

I envy you that your eyes are a little bigger than ants. A little thinner than an elephant.

Didn't you say that all chickens and ducks have bird flu? Why don't you go back?