Sentences chasing girls' humorous routines

1, you brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life. I hope one day, we have the same home. My dream is simple, with sunshine, air, freedom and you. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me. 5, the hidden pain, I took off the angel's wings, because I don't want to see you look up so far, endure the injury, I no longer chase the wind, because I don't want you to feel so empty, dear, I love you, I am willing to do it for you. Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time. 7. Because I miss you, I am not myself. Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life. 9, don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart! 10, I haven't seen you all day. I miss you very much. I haven't seen you for two days. I'm on pins and needles. I haven't seen you for three days, and the Yellow River is flooding. I haven't seen you for four days, and my beard has been growing. I haven't seen you for five days, and I am utterly confused. I haven't seen you for six days, and I miss you very much. Dear, it's sunny on July 7, can we meet? 1 1, your vines, my saplings, linger around; You fly sand, I walk stones, and Wan Li collapses all over the sky; Your remote control, my TV, uh-huh, wonderful again and again, dear, our life is better. 12, you are the emotion I can't say in my life, and I can't help you. 13, angry with you, teasing you just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; Love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; Love you, understand you, just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime. You are the most important existence in my life, just as water is to fish. 15, I would like to raise the afterglow of the sunset for you to pick, and I would like to keep that moment forever for my pet. I would like to become a nameless grass, often hiding in the time when your eyes are watching, ordinary in the place where your footprints have passed. 16, whatever I want in this life and the next, it's you. 17, it is not easy to meet by chance and have a fate. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. I know that acacia is bitter, so it is hard to say. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you? I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Do you miss me? I miss you so much! 18, you are the most important person to me, and life is wonderful because of you. 19, looking for you in the crowd is like shoveling all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope there is an afterlife. 20. I look at your face with my eyes, smell your smell with my nose and listen to your voice with my ears, but you are not in my mind, because you have been imprinted in my heart forever. 2 1, because of you, I have become full of vitality; Because of you, I changed my way of life; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you. 22. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife! 23. You don't know how naughty your shadow is. It always shakes in front of my eyes, which makes me unable to have a moment's peace. From opening my hazy eyes in the morning to sleeping with your name on my pillow, your shadow has always been with me. 24. Recall the details and taste happiness; Dating you, unrequited love to confession; I care about you and you care about me? I want to have someone who loves you and someone who loves your heart at the same time. When wrinkles fill my eyes, when I am too old to speak, I will accompany you to watch the sunset. 25. The Dance Academy said that I only want to be with you in my life. If there is an afterlife, I still want you. I love you, from now on and forever. You are the only one for me, and nothing is more important than you. 2. I want to be with you and see your happiness and happiness, so that I can live my life without regrets and die without regrets. 3. No matter how hard life is, no matter how busy work is, it is sweet to have you. Although life is not eternal, my love for you is eternal. No matter how many years later, I still only love you, whether poor or rich, whether old or young. 6. Because of you, all the years have become beautiful and moving, and because of you, the song of life will last forever. 7. Life is so strange, meeting you and falling in love with you. 8, for you, I have no way, always want to be good to you, for a lifetime. 9. You are my deepest secret and my favorite person. 10, I don't expect anything, I just want to walk with you for the rest of my life. Humorous sentence of chasing girls: weak water only takes you a spoonful 1, which is as important to you and me as my life. 2, weak water 3,000 only takes you a spoonful; Flowers bloom all over the garden, only picking one; You are enough in this life. No matter how busy life is, you are also the driving force. If I can be together in this life, I will try my best to love you. If there is an afterlife, I can recognize you at a glance. 5. Spring is warmer, warmer than love; No matter how soft the spring breeze is, it is also a soft miss of love; No matter how fine the spring rain is, it can't pass the care of love; Spring thunder rings again, but the oath of love is: love you forever until 10 thousand! 6, the flow of time, tepid; People around you are on and off; Wandering heart, do not want to wander, just want to stay in your love, give you a lifetime of happiness, eternal happiness and sweetness. 7. My family name is me, I love you with my name, I miss you with my words, I love you with my name, I love you with my scientific name, I miss you with my nickname, I dream of you with my pen name, I know you with my name, I chase you with my nickname, and I love you with my fame. Actually, my real name is teasing you! Ha ha! 8. When I met you, I knew I had met true love. Meeting you is the greatest happiness in my life. Your concern and consideration for me are melted in my blood and always turn into happy cells when I am upset and depressed. 10, I think nothing but you; I love nothing but you; I can do nothing but marry you; Marry me, dear, you are the only one for me! 1 1. How much I love you, there is how bright in the sky. 12, I have always loved you and will never change. Even if time changes, even if the years pass, even if the stars change, my good feeling for you will only deepen rather than decrease. I love you forever! 13, at night, you are in my dream; During the day, you are in my heart; Dependence, you are in my eyes; Separation, you are in my thoughts. Dear, I have you every day and I won't forget every minute. 14, I will miss you forever, love you forever and spoil you forever. 15, I dare not stop loving you for a minute. 2 1, I found you a liar, because I look much better than the photo. 2. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome? 3. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you. I find that you are not suitable for dating and getting married. 6. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? 7. Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies, which makes my hands sore after watching it several times? 8. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you are you, and you have won the top three beauty pageants at most. 9. Do you prefer cats or dogs and cats: meow; Dog: Wang Wang. 10 Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? 1 1, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. 12, in my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. 13. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. 14, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. 15, people love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be. 16, the scholar pretended to be dead for his bosom friend, and the woman had plastic surgery for herself. 17, men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs. Humorous routines of chasing girls. The third sentence, the first sentence: 1. You broke into my camera, and I'll press it forever. It won't be long to love someone, and I will leave when the sun goes down. You don't have to be fine. I just like it. It's windy these days, and I've always wanted you to accompany me home. 5, slow-heating people, like boiled water, love the longest. 6. The cheapest way to travel around the world is to walk beside you, and you are my world. 7. You are a rain in my dry years. You came in good faith. I can't afford to get sick. 8. I want to hug you across the mountains and seas, instead of saying I miss you with my mobile phone. 9. I heard that your lover is a world hero. I can't cover the whole world, but I'll tuck you in. 10, I suddenly want to have a baby. Can you help me have one? thank you 1 1, there is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. 12, I found you very cute, like McDull 13, with beautiful eyes, especially charming dark circles. 14, the way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? 15, the heartbeat is only a momentary surprise, and daily necessities are the lifestyle for life. 16, there are all kinds of flavors in the world. Thank you for your sweetness. 17, wandering for the first half of my life, making soup for you for the second half. Duan and you, I want to go 19. I'll count with my fingers. You will like me for many years. 20. You are shy and smiling, so harmonious. Picking up girls routine 2: 65438+. I'd better see you, your charm. 8. There is nothing to see in the movie. It's better to see you. There is nothing to talk about for you except falling in love. I want to hug you and see the brightest star in the night sky. Time is a pen, lovesickness is in ink, and you are all between the lines. 6. My eyes sparkle at the mention of you. 7. The fallen leaves come back to their roots, and I am yours. Fortunately, I miss you silently, but I'm afraid you will be deafening. 9. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests. 10 is a blessing, not a curse, but your husband can't escape 1 1. Canned food has a shelf life, but there is no upper limit for loving you. (Humorous topic routine) 15. We fell in love so quickly that we finally forgot each other's looks and names. 16. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. 17, you are my sun, I am a proud sunflower, bathed in your warm sunshine. 18, I am trying to catch up with your footsteps, just to feel your breath closer to you. 19, the person who loves you will be like a child occasionally, but he will be like a strict instructor occasionally. 20. I want to share an umbrella with you and spend every hot summer and rainy day!