The whole! Go to hell! Be sure to look like a person!

1, sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, just waiting for you to speak first.

2, the husband's ambition is thin, and the children know it safely? (Song Luwen)

3. Unrealistic fantasies and extravagant demands, and live every day in a down-to-earth manner.

4. The future is like this: when you stick to the rules, it will always be the same as your yesterday; When you are aggressive, it will become a brilliant spring.

5, people can't always bury their heads on the road, but also stop to enjoy the scenery.

6, don't lose yourself in the busy, after studying, enjoy life, will make your mood bloom like a flower.

7. The mind is not luggage, because it has no weight, so it is difficult to lift it, and it is even more difficult to put it down.

8, prosperous things scattered dust, running water ruthless grass since spring.

9. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only walk step by step seriously.

10, the road is under your feet. As long as you walk, you can reach the distance.

1 1. Be a better person and be sure to know who you are before meeting someone new and hope that person knows who you are.

Our future depends on our goals and efforts to achieve them.

13, since we can't control the result, let's improve the process.

14, a person who is obsessed with the past can't embrace with open arms.

15, please use today's efforts to make tomorrow without regrets.

16, whole! Go to hell! Be sure to look like a person!

17, the richest man in the world is the person who falls the most. The bravest person in the world is the one who can get up every time he falls!

18. Faith is an indomitable force. When you believe that you can succeed, you will succeed.

19, struggled, owned, and won't regret it! Facing the college entrance examination, I am full of ambition and high morale!

20. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains look short under the sky ...-Du Fu's "Looking at Yue"

2 1. Sometimes, your best friends will make your life a mess, but without them, your life will be less colorful.

Don't judge your success or failure by what you have done, but by what you will do.

23, only experienced the torture of hell, the power of conquest of paradise.

24. Time is the sand in your hand. If you don't catch it, it will leak out.

25. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

26. Sometimes, after serious efforts, you will find yourself much better than you think. The harder you work, the luckier you are.

27. Parting and reunion are the dramas that are constantly staged in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

28, don't show off, because you don't feel inferior; Don't bother, because you know how to love.

29. How many times have you been too late and almost in your life?

30, the pursuit of comfort, the pursuit of enjoyment is human instinct, but also moderate.

3 1, life is short, and only virtue can be left to distant descendants.

32. Fools make money for today, and wise men make money for tomorrow.

I allow you to lie to me, but please pay attention to the number of times.

34. Controlling desire is more proud than satisfying desire.

35, do a good deed, inner peace; If you do a bad thing, you will feel ashamed.

36. Treating people in a way that is not in line with their living status can actually be classified as fraud.

37. If you can keep your mind submerged, why can't you get it? If you can keep your ambition, what can't you do? -(Lv Mingkun)

The most obvious sign of a great man is a strong will. Britain, England

Prank message

1,“nHZ！ Damn it, "I knew you couldn't guess or understand. Look carefully again, can't you see? "Do you know pinyin? There is a limit to your stupidity. Turn your mobile phone upside down.

Please don't look down, turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? Well, you asked for it ―― you are a pig!

It is said that an inch of money can't buy an inch of time. Well, I'll throw caution to the wind today. I will sell you all my time in exchange for all your money. Don't refuse, I am willing, get the money ready, and I will find time to come to you this afternoon!

The Tang Priest decided to cast a spell on Pig, Pig and Friar Sand. When Bai was put on, the horse cried, Master, all you need is four more iron rings. I'm a BMW. Don't turn me into an Audi.

You went to the street without authorization that day. Someone wants to hug you, someone wants to take a photo with you, and someone wants you to perform in the street. Or I know your heart, stand up and say loudly: let this little monkey return to nature.

6. One day, a mantis showed off to an ant and said, Look how handsome I am with two knives. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came and ate the mantis in one bite. The ant saw it, shook his head and said, I wonder if it is hitting now? How dare you run around the street with a knife?

7. Shocked: 20xx's prediction was finally confirmed! If any mobile phone uses its own calculator and divides 20xx by 8.048, the name of the owner will be displayed. At present, no experts can explain this phenomenon. Very supernatural, very scary, very violent! After trying, I completely collapsed. ...

8. Pain belongs to others, happiness belongs to you, trouble belongs to others, happiness belongs to you, sadness belongs to others and smile belongs to you. There is only one thing that is not yours, but someone else's. Do you know what this is? A clever mind.

9. Let's break up. Although many lonely nights haunt me because you are not lonely, it hurts my heart too much. Now I finally understand that smoking is harmful to health.

10, beggars beg along the street with monkeys. He made the monkey laugh, cry, bow and read the message.

1 1, in the dead of night, you mentioned my heart again, which made me miss you so much that I couldn't sleep. I can't leave you alone. I'm really afraid that others will steal your farm and my food.

12, no salary increase, no promotion, even the year-end bonus was cancelled, and I plan to drown my sorrows in wine. Someone brought a bottle of wine, and when everyone saw the name of the wine, tears fell down, and some people immediately cried. The name of this wine is very attractive ...

13, let birds fly in the sky and send text messages to turtles. If you don't press it, the tortoise is an idiot. If you don't press it, the idiot will be a big idiot. Don't be angry. Send it out quickly, and it will calm you down!

14, you, falling from the sky, fell on the back of my hand, watching you look around, so confused, a buzz made my heart cold ... In this big summer, mosquitoes started again!

15, the new four idiots: those who don't love themselves, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who find a sick lady, giggle after reading the text message!

16, in the desert, you are full of lofty sentiments, shouting and vibrating in the sky. Singing, watching the clouds move everywhere, holding a sword, asking who is the hero. Well, I have advised you to keep your voice down many times, but you just won't listen. Look, did you bring the wolf?

17. I heard that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake today and was run over by a car. I've been worried. I'll text you right away. If you are still alive, please reply to me!

18, busy? Please answer my question: I always have insomnia,/kloc-wake up every 0/6 hours; I don't want to work seven days a week; Laugh at the thought of harassing you Answer quickly, I only ate three meals today, and I'm hungry!

19, giving you roses is a bit wasteful, and giving you a hug is a bit embarrassing; Invite you for an outing for fear that you are too tired, invite you to dinner, you are losing weight; Sending you a blessing is not expensive, but it is the most affordable for me. You can pay for my meal and smell the fragrance!

20. passbook and money have been in love for many years, but they haven't been married for a long time. Qian asked the passbook, "Dear, why haven't you married me yet?" The passbook says, "Honey, if I marry you, you won't be mine."

2 1, I have a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the most suitable person in my life, but my only regret was ... sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.

22. Drink strong tea until it tastes tasteless, get drunk and never wake up. People should continue to love in their beloved next life, and the pork should be fresh. This one with a mobile phone is good.

23. I solemnly tell you: sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, forget when you are upset, enlighten me when you are depressed, invite me to eat sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!

I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me."

25. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

26, no matter how annoying, I will remember to smile; No matter how urgent I am, I will pay attention to my tone; No matter how difficult it is, I will continue to insist; No matter how tired you are, you will never forget to disturb your sleep again. No matter how angry you are, you should pay attention to your image, dry your tears and go back to sleep!

27, you are not easy to be fooled, it is difficult to buy a smile this season, wasting energy is not fun, will be sent away. The mystery lies in the first word and the last word of every sentence. Don't be angry, just kidding!

28. Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

29. The ant and the elephant got married. The elephant looked at the thick guest list and said, "You have too many relatives!" " The ant hummed, "So what? All this adds up to less than a relative in your family. "

I have countless friends, but you are in my heart. When I suddenly look back, you are at the lamp bar, eating grass and beside the tree. Her head was wrapped in a cloth to wipe her feet. Wow: Donkeys dare to be cool!

3 1, first give you an unexpected chance, then your heart beats faster, then pray, and finally giggle: you won 40 million! ! When you receive the prize, you must keep it secret, be careful, be vigilant and remember!

32. Be romantic, not crazy; Be charming, don't cry; Be cool, not pants; Success should be achieved in one step, not in one step. Haha, I wish you a tearful Horri-bull: Go ahead with your stomach, and don't wear pants after listening!

33. When I saw you that day, I was holding a telephone pole with an explosive head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

Do you know how blue the sky is? This is what I drew. Do you know how the money came from? That was printed by me; Do you know how cows fly? That's what I blew; Do you know how the pig died? The text message is angry!

People say that whoever sends a text message in the middle of the night will reply, and he will always remember you. I want to know if this is true or not, so I sent it to you. In addition, there is a reminder, don't forget to go to the toilet!

36. A man and his wife went to the temple to play, but the wife couldn't walk halfway and let the man carry her. An old woman saw it and said seriously, "You see, you are also an educated person. It's no use going to the hospital early when my wife is ill. " .

37. Donor: Hello! We are the Tibetan Buddhist Committee. When you received this message, we deducted the donation from 50 yuan from your mobile phone bill. In order to thank you, this bureau grants you the highest legal number-mental retardation. Cricket and bear bet: I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see. The bear doesn't believe me. The cricket jumped into the grass and the bear watched. Why is the bear still watching? Bear! Stop looking!

38. You are beautiful and lovely, and you love to eat meat often. I still love you and me who are fat, saving glory and wasting shame. Everything in the bowl should be dripped after eating, but there is no need to lick the bowl clean every time!

39. My son came home trembling: "Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today". Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "The next day, my son came back:" I'm sorry, brother! " "

40. I haven't had a good time recently and I haven't had much contact. Please apologize to me as soon as possible. Call and text me, whatever you want. You'd better invite me to dinner. We are still good partners!

4 1. My friend thought a lot last night, and I also thought about it. Only you are the coolest. I looked for you in my dream. Looking back, you were really thrown in the depths of someone else's donkey shed and tied up. It was cruel! Cruel! Calm down after reading the information!

42. On the other side of the mountain, there is an ancient legend that has become a classic in the past and even now. Want to know what this legend is? Listen carefully: there is a temple in the mountain, and there is an old man in the temple. Now he is reading short messages, giggling!

43. On our friendship journey, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run ... step on my foot!

44. A little dog whispered to a mouse, Do you like me? The mouse said affectionately, I really like you. You can read text messages and pretend to be human.

45, twelve months a year, you like February; The competition is vigorous and promising, although it only won the runner-up; Even in the lottery, you always win the second prize. I really don't understand. Why do you always like "two"?

46. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!

47. In order to consolidate our profound friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social polarization, stabilize social order and promote modernization ... lend me some money to spend.

Interesting phrase-what can I do to kill your lover?

In the world of love, there is no first come, only you love me!

High-profile male show, high-profile signs of being beaten

Brother is not lonely, but spring; I don't call it loneliness.

It was still very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't take it off!

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

Life is like a journey, you may capsize somewhere.

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

The departure of shit. It is the pursuit of the toilet. Still don't keep your ass?

When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.

Format yourself just to delete you.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

I really want to call your grandfather myself: Dad!

Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe.

Never seen such a disgusting school-set the mid-term exam in June!

House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp file I gave him had no image!

The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

If only the hardware could be copied!

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

What can I do to kill your lover?

Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, my tutor is ruthless and I have feelings.

I love you! What do you care?

Talk about the tricks of qq space.

1. The weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature has been very high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you an early autumn gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!

Second, are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!

Third, if someone misunderstand you, I will defend you; If someone slanders you, I will help you clarify; If someone wants to take advantage of you, I will be rude to him. If someone wants to hit you, I will … cheer for him!

Fourth, we were almost the same, but I didn't know what the gap was until you were crazy.

Fifth, the concept of cooling off summer heat: imagine yourself in the cold ice palm and suddenly melt; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a "scare" to clear your heart!

6. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "Little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!"

Seven, the bird flies with the husband and wife, and the quality of people is high. This means that you will be who you want to be. Now I finally know why you like orangutans so much!

Eight, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

Nine, send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

Ten, throw the baby two seven-hole bricks, you throw them into outer space are rubbish, and the smoke you burn can irretrievably destroy the atmosphere.

I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

Twelve, I don't know! You don't understand, fool, boy! The phone is upside down!

Thirteen, it's over. You don't talk to me either. I'm a dog who doesn't talk ~ ~!

Fourteen, drink tea, drink strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mouse is not bad. Ha ha.

Fifteen, the meaning of your life is: eat well and sleep well; Your regrets in this life are: you didn't lose your body fat; Your greatest contribution in this life is: you can't have stewed vermicelli on the dining table! Humans will always be grateful to you!

Sixteen, clear water, no fish, invincible!

17. Do you really resent seeing people like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

At the age of eighteen, you look like a pig from a distance and a tiger from a close distance. Look carefully. You look like a rabbit from above, a deer from below and a fox in the middle; Your left side looks cool and your right side is rich. Look carefully, it turns out to be very rustic. You are a native of China.

Nineteen, you look like a dung fork, you know, looking at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung.

Twenty, the night is already deep. I woke up from a dream. On the grass in the suburbs, when you approached me slowly, my heart beat wildly. It all came so suddenly that I was at a loss to shout ... Mouse!

Twenty-one, the weekend is over, I solemnly tell you: sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, enlighten me when you are depressed, invite me to eat sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!

Twenty-two, the matchmaker took the woman on a blind date and looked at a handsome guy from a distance. Q: Is that okay? Woman: Will he? He fell in love with you at first sight. Seeing a one-eyed man after marriage, I asked the matchmaker angrily. I said he has a crush on you!

Twenty-three, you mean your old mother and mistress are so attractive? Do you want your old mother to hurt you before you feel good? Numerous coquettish 13!