What are some jokes that are suitable for the company morning meeting?

1. Struggle is the oar, the oar is the power of the ship, and struggle is the power of people. Only by using all our strength will our life goals get closer and closer, and they will no longer be distant extravagances!

2. Life is like an ocean, with rising and falling tides. When the tide rises, the waves are turbulent and it’s easy to feel proud, but remember to look back and don’t forget your starting point. When the tide goes out, I feel so sad. Don't miss it, don't be sad. Life always ends at the starting point.

3. Working from 9 to 5 and having two days off, I am very proud of my white-collar job; I wear a suit and leather bag with a computer, and my petty bourgeoisie life is very comfortable; everyone knows the glamor on the surface, but no one knows the bitterness behind it; when are the days of success when you are doing things indifferently? !

4. The secret recipe for cooking "success": use "experience" as the recipe, put "ambition" into the pot of "effort", stew it over a "tough" low fire, and add " "Judgment" is the seasoning, and "perseverance" is your good friend, you will succeed!

5. Going up the mountain is a tiger, going down to the sea is a dragon, and in the sky we are soaring eagles! We are as high as the sky is. , we will be as big as the land is! We are regular customers of Pizza Hut, come on!