Short and funny remarks to make you laugh

1. Growing old together is not just a matter of dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.

2. I have passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

3. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

4. School is a place that provides children with their loved ones.

5. You may not be good at first glance, but if you take a closer look, you might as well take a quick look.

6. The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, having no money when going out, and having a very free day.

7. Don’t ask me how to spend this Chinese Valentine’s Day this year. I really want to skip, skip, and muddle through

8. If you are a handsome guy, you will know if you get a crew cut. Whether she is a beauty or not, you will know after taking off her makeup

9. Sometimes, I would rather sleep all day than say a word to a fool

10. Homework, let’s break up, I I think we are really not suitable.

11. Don’t act cool in front of me, I will make you cry very rhythmically...

12. The theme of the exam essay is telling the truth. I will hand in the paper and write the essay. There are only five words, this is the truth,

13. In fact, during the exam, you can cut a hole in the question if you don't know how to do it. What you scan in this way is your next person's answer...

14. Since I learned how to play QQ, I found that my pinyin is getting better and better, but reading has no such effect.

15. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

16. Why don’t you find a quiet place and count your brain cells by yourself?

17. It’s not that I don’t care about many things, but what can I do if I care.

18. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

19. Since my summer vacation came, I have not been back in the morning...

20. They are all foxes on the same mountain. What are you talking about with me?

21. About tomorrow, I will know the day after tomorrow; about the day after tomorrow, I don’t want to know today...

22. There is always a group of invisible friends who are like dead people Lying in your friend list, occasionally cheating on their bodies, and changing their epitaphs from time to time.

23. Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a cup of love-forgetting water

24. We all want to find a prince riding a white horse, but don’t forget that Tang Monk also rides a white horse. white horse.

25. The current efforts are for the awesomeness that I boasted about when I was a child.

26. I really want to make a decision by tossing a coin... But, I don’t even have a coin!

27. Book me two tickets to heaven. I want to find Yuelao. Funny text messages that make people laugh out loud

1. Sending nonsense will cost money, and sending nonsense back will cost money. If you spend money on sending nonsense, you will regret it. If you spend money on sending nonsense back, you will waste money. Sending nonsense back will cost all money. , how can I make you faint with just a dime!

2. The wind lifts your long hair, making you look even more chic! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray! It’s hard for someone who’s not an acquaintance to see that you’re a fool!

3. I seem to see you throwing yourself at me happily and putting your head in my arms! I'm so happy. I’m going to give you a birthday cake! Are you that happy? He also barked and waggled his tail at me.

4. Looking at the cloudless sky, listening to the rushing sound of the creek, and the grass around you swaying gently in the wind, how beautiful nature is, but it is a pity that the air has been blocked by you. The fart I just let out is contaminated!

5. Looking at your body getting thinner day by day, I feel so uncomfortable that I can’t eat or sleep. I beg you, don’t lose weight anymore. If you continue to lose weight like this, others will You thought I was feeding you clenbuterol!

6. Bro, I went to a performance yesterday and found an actor who looked exactly like you. I asked the staff: Who is the actor who looks like my buddy? The staff said: That is an orangutan bought from Africa.

7. Pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: Smart and considerate, he carries a mobile phone and is checking text messages. After reading the message, Aizi will quickly reply to the owner's message! Master misses you so much now!

8. Are you crying? Are you stupid? Are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size.

9. I heard that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake and was run over by a car today. I have been very worried after hearing this. I will send you a text message immediately. If you are still alive, please reply to me!

10. Since these days, I have always wanted to say three words to you, but I am afraid that if I say it, I will not be able to become even an ordinary friend. But I can’t control it, and I still want to say: Lend some money!

11. Thank you for accompanying me to see flowers in spring, sunset with me in summer, fallen leaves in autumn, and snow scenes in winter. Without you, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it will be blurry. Thank you very much for your glasses!

12. Your figure is always so slender, your skills are always so agile, your life is always leisurely, you spend all day playing in the mountains of Mingchuan, and the food you eat is all natural and non-toxic. Contaminating green food, ugh, it’s great to be a monkey!

13. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; you are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it is a pity that it has bloomed; you are Chang'e from the sky came to earth, but unfortunately she landed face first!

14. Missing you brings a warm feeling; seeing you brings a painful expectation; loving you is my lifelong pursuit; dreaming about you is my eternal feeling. In fact, beating you is where my happiness lies!

15. Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road, but fight it bravely. There are only three results at most: one is that you win, you are better than the dog; the other is that you If you lose, you are no better than a dog; thirdly, if you draw, you are no better than a dog.

16. The butterfly complained about the bee. The belly is not small, and there are so many sweet words in it, but it just doesn’t say it to me. It’s annoying! The bee complained about the butterfly. It wears a strange flower, and the two antennas on its head are as long, but it doesn’t. Send me a message, annoying!

17. Love reminder, seven quits after meals: one quit smoking, two quit eating fruits immediately, three quits relaxing, four quit drinking tea immediately, five quit walking in vain, six Jie takes a shower immediately, Qijie goes to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

18. Please stop reading. Turn off the phone. There is really nothing interesting to see. Please, do you really want to see it? No regrets? Well, this is what you asked for, you are a pig!

19. After so many years, do you know how hard it is for me to find you? I have traveled all over the world just to find a face like yours. This is my business card. You are welcome to come to me at any time. Come to the plastic surgery hospital! Mistaken experts.

20. Hey, nowadays people almost use keyboards instead of pens. In fact, there is a strange thing when typing on the keyboard. If you don’t believe it, look at your keyboard and there will be a pig’s hand when typing. Put it on top! Happy April Fool's Day!

21. Don’t think that you can settle down by building a city; don’t think that you can have a good harvest by sowing seeds; don’t think that reaching the top means conquering; don’t think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as today, The first thing I think of is you.

22. Welcome to the beautiful escort station. If you are looking for local girls, please press. If you are looking for Asian girls, please press. If you are looking for Western girls, please press. For gays, please press down. Welcome to the gay community! Today is April Fool’s Day!

23. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are brilliant like a butterfly, you are diligent like a bee, you are similar in everything. , no wonder everyone calls you a beast.

24. I know that I need you extremely much. I will carefully put you in my heart every day and let you touch my body and feel my body wantonly. I can't live without you, I love you, plain water.

25. That day you slashed a pig wildly with a knife, and the pig fled into a dead end, only to hear the pig kneel down and beg you for mercy: We are born from the same roots, so why rush to fry each other!

26. The beggar led the monkey along the street to beg. He asked the monkey to laugh and it laughed, to cry and it cried, to bow to the monkey and it bowed to the monkey, and to read the text message and it read the text message.

27. That day when you were participating in a football match, you shot a volley in the air. Before the goalkeeper could react, the ball went in! We all applauded and cheered for you. You got up, patted your butt and said: Damn, the ground is too slippery!

28. The phone rings once, which means I miss you; twice, it means I miss you so much! Three times, I miss you very much! Four tones, I miss you very much; five tones - demo, it’s time to answer the phone!

29. You were traveling to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan, and were attacked by a group of wild boars on the way. The tourists all took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the group of pigs knelt down and cried bitterly. Said: Boss, we have found you!

30. You are a carefree person, and you often have fun with others. You don’t have hundreds of millions of money at home. You have been neglecting it for many years. You have been successful all day long. When you are looking for prey, you need to ask many questions, but your nature has not changed and you have returned your heart. , you must not be a good person.

31. Are your palms itchy? That means I miss your caress; are your lips itchy? That means I miss your passionate kiss; are you itchy? That means you are extremely dirty, why don’t you go take a shower!

32. Your appearance is really unlucky. Your nose looks like a fried dough stick; your eyes look like red peppers; your eyebrows look like two knives; you walk on both sides; you look like a crab fainting.

33. Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work such a life-threatening job and to take care of your health. But you always say meaningfully: If I don’t roll a few more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in the winter?

34. In the dark night, a tiger knocked you down, but why didn't it eat you? Because this tiger is a Muslim and does not eat pork!

35. In late autumn, I met you melancholy on the street. Looking at your lonely background and helpless eyes, I could no longer suppress the excitement in my heart. I rushed over to grab your hand and said: My friend, you stepped on shit.

36. People in the world know that you are highly skilled in martial arts, but you cannot be proud. When you have a sword among people, a person among swords, and people and swords become one, once you achieve this, you will no longer be a human being. Sword man! Sword man! Sword man!

37. Look at you, you have an American head, a French waist, an Indian nose, and athlete’s foot. You are neither human nor ghost. You only have one head and two legs. Look at you. You are still looking. Text message grinning!

38. Under the red sun and blue sky, farmers wanted to watch a Category III movie. They rushed into the cinema excitedly and shook the sky with angry shouts. The village chief came to ask what was going on, but the farmer said that the person who read the text message was not a star, and he would not give us any money if he beat us to death.

39. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? But I'm afraid there are so many people that it won't be easy to recognize me. Make your head explode, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and a porcelain bowl in your left hand to contact me. The secret code for the connection is: OK!

40. In the hot summer, I feel happy when I think of you, I feel happy when I see you, I feel happy when I get close to you, and I can’t wait to bite you as soon as I hold you in my hand. , that feeling is so refreshing! I love you, Popsicle!

41. Dear, I’m so sorry.

Ever since we had a romantic kiss last night and you licked half of the bean sprouts from my mouth, I have remembered to brush my teeth after meals!

42. I saw you on the street. You were with a person. I could tell at a glance that he was not a good person. He kept slapping your butt behind you. I said to him angrily: Donkey driver in front, stop!

43. One of the most typical April Fool’s Day jokes: throw a wallet tied with a thin string on the street, pull the string in the dark, and once someone picks up the wallet, suddenly pull the wallet away. !

44. Life is so tiring! I think about falling asleep while standing, I have to wait in line to get on the bus, I suffer from unrequited love, eating has no flavor, I get drunk easily when I drink, I am very tired at work, I don’t know how to rob, I have to pay taxes to earn money, and I have to pay for texting stupid pigs.

45. I will pay for your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; who loves you the most is me. ;Who makes me a professional pig farmer!

46. During a military exercise, a cannonball strayed far away. I was sent to check and found that the cannonball exploded in the farmland. You stood there, in ragged clothes, with dark eyes and tears in your eyes and said to me: Stealing a cabbage requires shelling!

47. I miss the days when we walked together, the spring was bright and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant. The folks all praise you for being so beautiful and cute. The folks also praised me for being so smart and capable, even at such a young age, I came out to herd pigs.

48. When you are personally empty and lonely, watermelon may be your best outlet. You can cut it, peel it, chop it, and chop it with a knife. At the same time, you can shout loudly: I will kill you. Melon, I kill melon, I kill melon!

49. Many nights, you snuggled gently against my body, touched the delicate parts of my body with your slender hands, and sucked my precious body fluids before you let go. well! Damn mosquitoes!

50. I don’t know when we will start to clean up those ugly and a bit stupid people! You should quickly pack your things and go out for a while. There is no need to tell others that I am the one who sued you, and there is no need to thank me!

51. This information is pure harassment! I warned those who haven’t fallen asleep to go to bed quickly, those who had just fallen asleep turned over and went back to sleep, those who had slept for a long time got up and went to the toilet and went back to sleep, and those who really didn’t want to sleep picked up their mobile phones with me to harass those who wanted to sleep!

52. When a horse and a pig encounter a tiger, they turn around and run away. The pig runs slowly, and the horse shouts: Stupid pig! How can you run fast with your phone in your hand? Throw it quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

53. Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all this is destined by God, pulling us both. I really want to say it. . . . . . What evil did I do in my previous life?

54. Hello dear users! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of communication services, our station has decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in a few minutes!

55. Are you lonely? If so, buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and when the wind blows, go to the top of the building and wave the stick. When people ask you what you are doing, just say: I Having convulsions.

56. The head is like a radish, the body is like a watermelon, the face is like a banana, and it is as sour as a hawthorn. Growing up is full of mud and sand, guess who comes. It turns out to be you, such a big fool.

57. I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are special, extremely, very, rare, and uniquely stupid, and you are so cute that you are cute. Hehe, don’t be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

58. I dreamed of you. You made clothes out of white clouds, borrowed wings from a bird, stuck a broom behind your butt, and then flew to my side like a sword, telling me affectionately. :Did you know? This is what Birdman looks like.

59. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly---- Pig!

60. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Being a human being is really difficult! But you are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you!

61. Xi Shi’s appearance is like a fish sinking into a geese, and a flower is shy when the moon is closed; Concubine Yang looks back and smiles with all her charm, the pink and white of the Sixth Palace are colorless; although you are not as powerful as them, but as long as you cast your charming eye, you will still be beautiful. Can scare away thieves.

62. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and the one who is reading text messages is Idiot.

63. Life is so tiring. I feel like falling asleep when I stand. I have to wait in line to get on the bus. There is no flavor when eating. I get drunk easily when I drink. I am so tired when I go to work. Alas, I even have to send a text message to my puppy. TOLL. Happy April Fool's Day!

64. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it. Days pass day by day, today is a good day for you, don’t forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

65. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

66. I have known you for so long, and you have always cared about me. I really don’t know how to repay you. I will definitely pull grass for you to eat in my next life!

67. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think about it, it would be nice to be a pig like you!

68. I have a poem that is known to many people in the world. If a fool reads this poem, he knows it. If he knows it, he knows it. If he doesn’t know it, he doesn’t know it. I knew you were a fool. If a fool hears his cell phone chirping, he must be reading this poem.

69. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: Your wig is about to fall off. Today you are a fool. Festival.

70. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called unspeakable, there is a kind of yearning called longing, and there is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!

71. Dad is holding you while waiting for the bus. People laugh at the child because he is ugly. Dad cries. When the old man selling bananas pats him and says: Give a banana to the monkey. It’s so pitiful. He’s hungry. There is no hair left.

72. What to do if you are hungry? Have a hot pot! What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach! What to do if you have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What to do if you have no courage? Practice with Bin Laden! What if I miss you? Go to the pig pen and have a look!

73. The flowers blooming in spring are your smile; the sun is burning in summer, it is your enthusiasm; the flowers are blooming in autumn. When the fruit is ripe, it is your harvest. hey-hey! Puppy bear, so you can hibernate peacefully!

74. If you are awake, stay awake; if you are asleep, stay asleep. If you're walking, take it easy; if you're running, do your best. Concentrate on your work, keep your goals consistent, and persevere to create miracles. Come on friends!

75. Missing you is a very happy thing. It's a pleasure to see you. Loving you is what I will always do. Keeping you in my heart is what I have always done. But, I lied to you, that just happened! hehe!

76. I cover your eyes quietly, gently place a banana peel under your feet, watch you step on it tenderly, and smile as you look for teeth all over the floor! Then I smile lightly. : Let’s see if you still dare to forget me!

77. You were walking on the road, and a bitch pounced on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot, and quickly swallowed it. You stretched out your foot to kick it. When it was over, the dog said with tears in his eyes: Just hit him, since he already has your flesh and blood in his belly.

78. Boss: someone who often writes bad checks to fool you; opponent: someone who is often happy because you are unhappy; friend: someone who often harasses you in the middle of the night for no reason; I : Sorry for harassing you!

79. I heard that eating garlic can prevent influenza A, and I think it makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, others will think you smell bad and will not be close to you, and the influenza A virus will not be able to get close to you. Got it! Haha, don’t forget to take two cloves of garlic before going out~

80. Meeting you is the beginning of my heartbeat, falling in love with you is my happy choice; pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; having You are my most precious treasure; stepping onto the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately I sent it to the wrong person!

81. A zero score on an exam is called a duck egg, a person who does bad things is called a bad guy, someone with an empty head is called a fool, someone who gets fired is called a fuck, calling someone a jerk is called a bastard, and the one who is reading text messages is called a fool.

82. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me - wallet!

83. A swan said to Negebao: You are so ugly and you still want to marry me! After hearing this, Naigebao was unconvinced and said: I'm pretty good, but look at the pig, it's uglier than me! Zhu, who was reading the text message, was dissatisfied and said: You said it was your fault, why did you involve me?

84. Unknowingly, my relationship with you has become very deep. I also know very well that you are reluctant to leave me at this moment, but if you don't hurry up, it will be too late: the dog hunting team has been dispatched!

85. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Mom takes you to buy some candy. What kind of sugar, toffee, what kind of milk, milk, what kind of cow, what kind of water buffalo, what kind of water, clear water, what kind of clear, frog , what dig, dig your head to make watermelon!

86. On the journey of life, sometimes you can’t see me behind you. It’s not that I forget you or let you walk alone, but that I choose to walk behind you. , when you accidentally fall, I will run up and step on you.

87. The girl opposite me, look over, look over, look over, the text message I sent is very exciting, please don’t pretend to ignore it; the girl opposite, call back, call back, call back, don’t be ignored I sound scared, but I'm actually quite nice.

88. I hope you can cooperate with me to do a big business. We will not have to worry about food and drink, and we can travel around the world. I think with your charm, you will earn more than me. Duo, promise me, okay? Walk! Go beg for food!

89. If your ears are itchy, it means that someone misses you; if your eyes are itchy, it means that someone wants to see you; if your lips are itchy, it means that someone wants to kiss you; if you are not feeling well. . Don't think blindly, it's time to take a shower!

90. Meeting you is the beginning of my heartbeat; falling in love with you is my happy choice; having you is my most precious wealth; stepping onto the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately - I sent the message to the wrong person.

91. There are three main purposes for sending messages this time: first, to connect with each other; second, to pass the time; third, I tell you very responsibly: the weather is cold, so remember not to wear crotchless pants anymore.

92. One day, my classmates and I went to the cafeteria to eat. Because there were too many people, we decided to pack up and go back to eat, so we squeezed in and ordered. My friend wanted to pack the bean sprouts, so who cares? Just call it: Auntie, I want to blow my teeth!

93. I understand that every text message I send you will be unforgettable for you! I understand that every word I write to you makes you sleepless and forgetful of food! But I want to know, when will you pay for the meal you owe me?

94. Don’t move! Look at this message quietly! Look above, look below, and don’t forget left and right! Have you finished reading? Delete it after reading it!

95. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet; you go to relieve yourself and fall into the pit; you fight with maggots and compete with feces; no one saves you, so you die heroically; you live great and die silently; in memory of you, Put a light in the toilet!

96. I was really frightened to hear that you were abducted.

I'm so worried about that person, it would be strange if he sold you!

97. The times have really progressed. There are more and more hair colors, eyes can change color, nails can be inlaid with diamonds, navels can be pierced, and Benben can read text messages. Haha, I wish you always smile and be in a good mood every day.

98. This message is pure harassment! Warn those who haven’t slept yet to go to sleep! Those who have just fallen asleep turn over and continue sleeping! Those who have slept for a long time get up and go to the toilet and continue sleeping! Those who really don’t want to sleep and I pick up my phone and harass those who want to sleep!

99. If you feel bored or empty, please call me! Please press 1 to talk about love, press 2 to talk about work, press 3 to talk about life, press 5 to introduce someone to me, please say so when asking me to eat, and hang up if you want to borrow money from me.

100. I love you, I love you, I love you to death. Ask a painter to draw you, put you on the sheets, and hold you day and night. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you to death, hire a painter to carve you, carve you on a chopping board, and chop you to death with a thousand knives! A large collection of funny and humorous quotes to make you laugh

1. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

2. As long as you are thin, you can go with anything. If you are fat, you can go with anything.

3. Give me a boatload of women, and I will make myself exhausted.

4. Pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity.

5. Money keeps many people who love each other from being together; money keeps many people who don’t want to love from sleeping together.

6. The first guy who knew that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

7. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out.

8. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just sealed the well.

9. Whether a person’s life is successful or not depends on the memorial service.

10. The furthest distance in the world is Monday to Friday.

11. Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there will always be some.

12. My sister is a civilized person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

13. Don’t envy others who have a better life than you, they just pretend.

14. When you are sad, you will cry when you are a child, but when you grow up, you will laugh when you are sad.

15. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine. Qingtian said: Go away, I'm so busy, I don't have time to care about you, just read the weather forecast.

16. Men always hope that they are a woman’s first man, and women always hope that they are a man’s last woman.

Funny phrases to make you laugh

1. The most powerful thing about my sister is that she can be a rogue and be artistic without relying on tobacco or alcohol.

2. It’s hard to find a job, but it’s not hard to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, then you should change your mind and let men support you.

3. Some old men are lustful and think that young girls are short of money.

4. If children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination.

5. Textbooks must be thrown away after passing the exam. If you mention it after passing the exam, you are definitely a nerd

6. In the past, when talking about friends, you first asked others if they had friends, but now you have to ask others if they are friends. gay.

7. I have never become an excellent college student, relying on strong character

8. I will not bend down when money falls from the sky, because there is not even pie in the sky. Drop it, let alone drop the banknotes.

9. Appearance is not important, but not being beautiful is very important

10. We women are the only flowers in the world, so where can we get so much cow dung?

11. Don’t raise yourself so high, be careful if it falls and kills you

12. Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying.

13. The difficulty in marriage is that we fall in love with each other's strengths, but live with her shortcomings.

14. Tell me, do you want to die or not live anymore

15. The so-called love words mean that you say something that you don’t even believe, but you hope that the other person does

16. In the blink of an eye, everything has become a thing of the past.

17. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, and they can’t tell when the weather has changed.

18. In fact, a day at work is short, and it goes by as soon as the computer is turned on and off.

19. Whenever the charge horn sounded, I hurriedly hid in the ditch because: I was an undercover agent

20. The rebirth of a phoenix is ??Nirvana, and the rebirth of a pheasant is the transformation of a corpse.

21. I lost my footing and became a cripple. When I looked back, I slipped again.

22. I am the ideal of pork. The life of a cabbage will always be jealous. How I wish to be braised in soy sauce.

23. No doubt, I am the lover of your dreams.

24. Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

25. This kind of fierce female gangster is really rare in the world

26. Unveil the veil of your own nature and face the reality of destiny.

27. Forget all the knowledge you learned in school, what is left is quality.

28. Ouch, you are so busy and you still go to the toilet yourself

29. I am not afraid of finding fault with the eggs, but I am afraid that he will insist on finding the eggs in the bones.

30. I am very poor, my servant is also very poor, my gardener is also very poor, and my driver is also very poor.

31. Half of life is misfortune, the other half is how to deal with misfortune.

32. The Internet is like a prison. You get in by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

33. Not knowing is sad, not wanting to know is even sadder.

34. There are only two types of men: one is lustful, and the other is very lustful

35. Hey! Do you think ghosts with single eyelids are scary, or do you think ghosts with double eyelids

36. You have spent your entire youth reviewing your youth, and you have to spend your entire life doubting life