Humorous jokes sent to customers

A short message can bring two people closer, and a joke can make others smile. The following are some humorous jokes sent to customers for your reference.

Humorous jokes are sent to customers 1 1. Summer is here and the situation is difficult. Send greetings and bless you; Busy work, don't overwork; Get enough sleep and be energetic; Eat well and have three meals; Laugh without annoyance; Bless you, BBK!

2, opening a good business, congratulations on making a fortune, rich financial resources, good luck, good luck, ambition and bright future!

3, firecrackers send blessings, flower baskets are festive, and a short message sends auspiciousness, warmly congratulating the opening of the Universiade, and good fortune is rolling in!

It is not sunny every day, nor is it cool every day. As long as there is sunshine in our hearts, life will always be sunny. As long as there is coolness in our hearts, every day will be full of hope. Good morning!

5, stretch, stretch a sweet smile; Open the curtains to welcome the warm morning light; Blowing a breeze, blowing away past troubles; Start with light makeup, a new day, a new self. Good morning, I wish you a good mood.

6. Long-lost greetings, clear thinking, warm sunshine, bright petals, messy breeze, drizzle spreading, intoxicating affection, caring and lingering. I wish you a refreshing and happy summer!

7, the temperature is getting higher and higher, and the mood is inevitably irritable. I watered the sun with cold water, fried it with artificial rainfall, and put a mask on the sky with clouds. I am so worried, just to make you laugh!

8. When the message arrives, let happiness hug you gently, let troubles give way to you, and sadness quietly walk away. Happiness takes extra care of you, let my greetings always accompany you to smile!

9. I want to open a bottle of beer to relieve your troubles, make a cup of tea to relieve your fatigue, order a folk song to sing with you, travel by boat with you, and write a short message to my dear friend. Wish you all the best!

10, friends before and after, no worries; Friends hug left and right, without attachments; The rock house is surrounded by Xizi, so be happy. Many friends make it easier to leave. Although the years have passed, I hope our friendship will last forever.

1 1. Friends are a feeling, a feeling that you will suddenly remember, a feeling that you have been worried about, and a feeling that you can rely on when you are frustrated and sad. Thank you for being a good friend in my life!

12, yesterday, because of fate, we chose to thank you; Today, because of your kind care, we choose to thank you; Tomorrow, because of your active participation, we will continue to choose thanks. Thank you, dear friends! Thank you for your strong support for the good mood, your selfless care for the good mood, your hard click on the good mood, and your devoted attention to the good mood.

13, the flowers are bright, the sun is warm, the breeze brings fragrance, the shade is auspicious, birds chirp and insects laugh. It turned out that everything was cool on your birthday. I wish you a happy and healthy birthday.

14, a BMW for your birthday. I wish you a pleasant journey to success. Send you an e-book for your birthday, and the true feelings will last forever. Give you a Parker pen for your birthday, and write a legend with tenderness. Give you a red peony for your birthday, rich and auspicious!

15, the vast starry sky, flashing a little fluorescence; Every ray of light carries a beautiful dream. May every wish you make today come true quickly. Happy birthday!

16, send you a birthday cake and wish you a happy birthday: the first floor, considerate! Second floor, care! Third floor, romantic! Fourth floor, warm! Sandwiches, great! I wish you a good mood every day!

17, happy birthday! Send you a delicious crab meal: onion+happiness+sugar+friendship+dried Chili+blessing+chicken essence+I = birthday crab, hehe, enjoy it slowly!

18. Seeing that your birthday is coming, I don't know what to send. Sending you a greeting card is a bit old-fashioned, sending you flowers is too ostentatious, sending you a cake with too little new ideas, and sending you a text message with shining true feelings and full of warm wishes. Happy birthday!

19, Happy Yesterday, Happy Today, Happy Tomorrow, Happy Every Day; Wealth Monday, good luck Tuesday, peach blossom Wednesday, noble Thursday, harvest Friday, play Saturday, I wish you a good mood every day!

20, autumn is tired, in exchange for winter, the next snow, winter is tired, in exchange for spring, a flower, spring is tired, in exchange for summer, the stars are scattered, a busy week is tired, in exchange for the weekend, say hello.

2 1, if I miss you, your career will flourish; Send another short message and you will make progress every day; If you miss me too, happiness will accompany you; If you write to me again, I wish you happiness every day. Wish you all the best!

22. Smile is the ticket to happiness, tolerance is the magic weapon to get happiness, persistence is the wing to realize dreams, and friendship makes life better and better. I wish you all the best and all your wishes come true.

23. I wish you a sweet life in the summer morning. Best wishes and good luck again and again; Make a good wish and wish you happiness in your career. Good morning!

24, busy with less contact, never forget you; Although there are not many greetings, they are often kept in mind; Life and work are very urgent, but fortunately everything goes well; Send you a message, send it to me. Wish you all the best!

25. As soon as the mobile phone is turned on, I hope you will always smile; The mobile phone rang, and I wish you two thousand gold; As soon as the information arrives, good people will be rewarded all their lives; After reading my message, all the blessings will take effect!

26. There is a worksheet every week, and time is like a race. Overtime suffers, physical and mental fatigue and less happiness. Physical career is important, and work and rest are efficient. It's the weekend, pay attention to rest!

27. As we meet for a long time, our friendship will naturally deepen. Although I have less contact, I miss more. I wish you more happiness, more happiness, more contact and a better life.

28. I wish you a smooth job, strive for the upper reaches, be comfortable, be different, be flexible, blossom everywhere, be rich in flowers, be refined in the rough, aim high and return home with a full load!

29. When the weekend comes, find a moment of peace, put aside your troubles and settle your mind; Cut for a while and keep a cheerful mood; Send a short message to express your heart sincerely. Have a nice weekend!

30. The breeze blows away the fatigue of the week for you, the green shakes off the worries for you, and the summer brings you a happy upsurge. I'll whistle for you. Good luck on the weekend!

3 1, my endless wishes are full of endless blessings, my deep thoughts are full of endless sincerity, and my short messages are filled with endless friendship. May happiness always be with you.

32, a short message, long care, continuous blessing, greetings, friendship, deep thoughts, words in your fingers, love in your heart, I wish you happiness every day!

33. Life is always half: remember half and forget half; Half happy, half sad. Half and half, just finished, my blessing is more than half, I wish you half and half, and happiness is completed!

34. Half-year summary: Good career, leading performance, high salary, easy work, harmonious family, healthy parents, all the ideals in my heart have been realized, the happiest one is accompanied by you, and every day is happy.

35, more than half a year, looking back and smiling: the work is relaxed and often leisurely, the career is booming, the academic progress is profound, and the family chores are successfully completed. I look forward to the second half of the year, creating more glory and reaching the top.

36. In a blink of an eye, it is half a year, piecing together the fragments of life, bitter and sweet. The first half of the year is paving the way, and the second half is a bumper harvest. Clear the obstacles ahead and give it a try. I wish you a full harvest!

37. The first half of the year is over, and the second half will be staged. May happiness be accompanied and increase day by day; Sweat in the first six months, and reap in the last six months. I wish you a good harvest. A little news, I wish you wonderful.

38. More than half a year has passed, and you have stood at the midpoint of happiness. Looking back, it is green sowing; Looking around, it is a bumper harvest autumn. May you bid farewell to your troubles, join hands with happiness and move towards the second half of hope!

39. Increase the heat of good luck and keep bad luck away; Raise the temperature of happiness and let troubles return to zero; Increase the height of success and make failure disappear; Best wishes for the summer heat, and I wish you happiness forever!

40. When midsummer comes, text messages wish you a smile: career is thriving, love is happy, fame is soaring, friends are all over the world, and wealth is skyrocketing! In summer, you are the best in summer.

4 1. The goat introduced the elephant girl to the mosquito. In fact, mosquitoes have long fallen in love with elephants and agreed. But after mosquito's parents learned about it, they resolutely opposed it. Mother mosquito said, son, we can't even afford an engagement ring!

42. The bear went to the puppy's house to play, and it rained heavily at night. The puppy begged the bear to stay. When the puppy made its bed, the bear disappeared. After a long time, the bear fought in front of the door like a drowned rat. Dog: Where did it go? Bear: I went home to get my pajamas. I know you like to show off your wealth. There are countless gold coins and blue diamonds. Wanqing farm is rich in fruits and vegetables. You are a lucky upstart. If your QQ number is stolen one day, I don't think you can pretend to be cool.

43, I wish you love the right person, every Valentine's Day; I wish you marry the right person. Mother's Day is coming soon. I wish you marry the right person. Father's Day is coming soon. I wish you a baby as soon as possible, and bring your children with you on Children's Day next year!

44. Watch the news: Recently, Song Wu's diary was excavated by archaeologists! After identification, Song Wu wrote the following words on the night of shooting tigers: I am really drunk today, even the tigers dare to fight, and I will never drink again!

45, 5 17 don't want a wife, please pay attention to single people, why bother to find a wife. Life is only a few decades, and it is not easy to be single. 5 17 don't want a wife, so that the happiness of being single can continue.

46. During World War II, a soldier said, "Tell the general that the enemy snipers are terrible." General: "Why not kill him?" Soldier: "Are you crazy? Don't ask them to change! " !

47. My sister pestered my brother to tell a story. Brother: Do you want to hear a long story or a short story? Sister: Dragon. Brother: Once upon a time there was a fly buzzing ... Sister: I heard it very short. Brother: Dad! Dead!

48. Want some candy? Here you are; Want to play with mud? Accompany you; Want to wear little red flowers? Send you; Want milk? Want to wet the bed? Want to cry? It depends on you; Who told you that today is your holiday? If you play melancholy for me, haha, good idea!

49. I love your smile most, which is brilliant and tasteful, and I love you in a daze, ethereal and naive; I want you to be healthy, run and jump without obstacles, and I want you to grow taller and grow without troubles. I still want to hug you, 6. 1 Stop it on holiday!

50, safflower, memories of the past; Good cry, once the memory; Bird's nest, indelible handwriting, pond, splashing. Hide-and-seek, checkers, gyro racing, hoop rolling, playing gold ingot, laughing together, me and you.

Humorous jokes are sent to customers: 2 1, and Tang Priests and Mentors will learn from shortcuts. Wukong said: you can get there quickly by plane. Bajie said: Shenzhou is much faster than an airplane. Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard that with this, I can go straight to the West.

2. Do you know? Recently, the god of wealth has fallen in love with you, and he will surprise you: RMB will haunt you, lovers will love you more, cats and dogs will chase you and lick you, and even I will send you sincere wishes by SMS!

3, I wish you: high responsibility, more money and less things close to home, sleep naturally every day, hand cramps, spend money to receive gifts, others work overtime and get a raise! The company makes a fortune every day, and someone will take care of you!

4, when the phone is turned on, the smile is always open; When the mobile phone rings, gold is two thousand; As soon as the text message arrives, there is good news; After reading the short message, everything went well; I wish you a happy day and all the best.

5. Give you 50,000 yuan, health 1 10,000, happiness 1 10,000, peace 1 10,000, good luck 1 10,000, happiness 1 10,000, red brick 1 10,000. Hey, hey, build a beautiful castle yourself!

6. The society is too complicated now. I have asked Ping An to be your bodyguard, health as a shield, good luck as an assistant, happiness as a partner, success as a backup and success as a striker. Don't worry!

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