Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Blessings refer to sentences that express good wishes to people. Below are the funny happy birthday wishes I brought to you, I hope it can help you. Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

1. As your birthday is approaching, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wah-haha every day, Pepsi every month, Lego every year, and your mood is like Sprite, forever. Eye-catching.

2. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the days ahead be icing on the cake!

3. We all know your patron saint through Xingye’s movies, and that familiar name, “Wangcai”, is deeply rooted in people’s hearts. The call of "prosperous wealth" awakens the pressure that troubles our hearts that no longer know how to entertain. I wish you a happy birthday and may you be prosperous and prosperous!

4. Are you hungry?--I am bread! Are you cold?--I am a yurt! Are you angry?-- I am a sandbag! Happy birthday!

5. When my husband came home from get off work, he saw a box of cakes on the table with three candles on it. He asked, "Whose birthday is it?" The wife next to him replied coldly, "It's the dress I'm wearing. It's already 10 years old today!"

6. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your phone for the first time, In an instant, I give you the first blessing of the day

7. Give you a glass of my carefully prepared juice, which contains cc’s wish to come true, cc’s happiness every day, and cc’s vitality. , happy birthday

8. Two green leaves are full of friendship rooted in the same root; a congratulatory message condenses my blessings for you. May happiness embrace you, happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you!

9. May you happily enjoy relaxation on this day that only belongs to you, and make up for your hard work this year. .

10. As your birthday is approaching, I wish you a prosperous career, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you.

11. Clouds are floating in the blue sky, birds are singing and flying freely, friendship slowly grows in true love, and hope makes life brilliant and brilliant. The message sent is a blessing for your birthday, I hope you are happy and prosperous!

12. Green is the color of life, and the romance of green is the romance of life. Therefore, I chose this green world as a gift for your birthday. May you be full of energy and stay youthful.

13. I wish you as much happiness as the old bastard in the East China Sea and as long as the big stone in Nanshan Mountain.

14. Waiting, just to meet you. Maybe no one will believe that the light bursting out in this moment will illuminate your and my long life. I write my endless thoughts and blessings for you on the blooming orchid petals, and wish you a happy birthday.

15. Birthday boy, I wish all your wishes come true, all your dreams come true, all your waiting comes true, and all your efforts come true. As your birthday approaches, I wish you the best. You have Pepsi-Cola, Fanta for everything, laugh every day, enjoy Pepsi every month, enjoy Lego every year, your mood is like Sprite, and you are always eye-catching

16. Today belongs to you, your birthday. , your birthday. I congratulate you. This greeting card and my sincere heart belong to you.

17. May you sow in the season full of hope and reap in the joy of autumn! Happy birthday! Advance step by step!

18. The candlelight reflects the smiling face, and the red wine intoxicates the face. , the music is ringing around the ears, the songs are singing about reunion, the cake is sweet to the heartstrings, the greeting cards say wishes for a happy life every year, and happy times every day. Happy birthday!

19. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds bring you heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a warm and romantic birthday! I know your birthday is coming soon. Just tell me what gift you want. Say it, say it quickly... Read the text message It’s over, the statute of limitations has expired

20. The sea is all fucking water, the spiders are all fucking legs, the peppers are spicy, I don’t regret knowing you.

I wish you a happy birthday, and I will be happy every day. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and endless joy in the faint poems. In the endless joy, there is my gentle blessing, happy birthday!

　21 , You are a honey and I am a melon. It’s your birthday, melon. You laughed after reading the text message. You are worthy of being a honey melon! I wish you a happy birthday!

22. Long The long distance, the long line, and the long longing. The distant space and the long time can cut off the distant thoughts!

23. Let all the joy in the world be blended into my songs to celebrate your birthday.

24. Green is the color of life, representing the romance I give to you; red is the color of life, representing the passion I give you; blue is the color of life, representing the love I give you. Warmth... On your birthday, I want to give you a colorful cake, and wish you happiness every day!

25. I wish you a big meal, plenty of meat and fish, singing with the accompaniment of beautiful girls, and a lot of money every day; Dare to live longer than a turtle. Happy birthday!

26. Donor, the color of the underwear you are wearing today is unlucky and unlucky, so I hope you will take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to keep yourself safe. Good, good!

27. I think I should lose weight. The last time I donated blood, a hundred milliliters of lard actually leaked out. Why are you so ignorant? Your uncle is here, why do you still think of going to the zoo to see bears? Happy birthday!

28. I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I only hope that your birthday will be so romantic and poetic. Be happy, healthy and beautiful every day, life requires struggle and creation! Happy birthday

29. First of all, I want to thank you for today, because your arrival that day has slowly changed my life today. Time has passed. Passing away represents your maturity. I gently hold your hand and say, my dear, happy birthday!

30. May my heart bloom like a flower under the clear sky, brilliant. your mood; may my blessings be like a ray of sunshine, adding a warm sentiment to your birthday and warming your heart; may it add a touch of gorgeous color to your birthday, happy birthday!

31. Birthday I have nothing to give you, so I will give you my blessings! On this day of that year, you came into this world. Thank you for taking care of me. Happy birthday and may you always be happy.

32. Waiting just to meet you. Maybe no one will believe that the light bursting out in this moment will illuminate your and my long life. Happy birthday, little swan!

33. What is unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me! What is precious is the true love that never changes! I am happy to know you! I present my favorite carnations and wish you a happy birthday!

34. Please give your phone to the one you love to see. May the sun and moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings be the source of your happiness...

35. Hello user, we have discovered a new type of mobile phone virus "PIG", which is transmitted during calls. The preventive measure is to say, "Happy birthday!" as the first thing you say every time you answer the phone.

36. Ordos became the richest city in the country, not because of you. It was said on TV, "Ordos, warms the world." . Also, "Good sheep produce good wool, good wool, and good thread." Happy birthday, gentle little sheep.

37. Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday

38. Unforgettable It is the pure friendship between you and me! Valuable is the true love that will never change! I am happy to know you! I present my favorite carnations and wish you a happy birthday

39. On this day of your birthday, I will be happy The notes are given to you as a gift. May you have a beautiful day. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

40. My dear, on this special day, I can only silently say it with my heart. I miss you and love you. I just want to tell you that I will always love you deeply, and everything about you affects me.