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Humorous love messages

1, wife, I love you, just like a rice farmer, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly become rice, I love you and miss you, I will start planting rice!

Although we are in the same city, we are separated from Wan Li! You are still you, I am still me, and all we have is a little memory. Forgetting is the secret of happiness, it is better to forget! Or I have never seen you in my life!

The most romantic story has no ending, the happiest love has no words, only the tacit understanding in each other's hearts, only the familiar greetings, and all love is in silence.

4. The petals of memory pass through the heart lake ... and ripples appear. Love is not a thousand words, nor is it getting along with each other. Love is when you wake up in the middle of the night and find yourself still far away.

I really want to hide you in my chest pocket and melt you warmly so that you can never leave. From now on, I won't let others think that I only love me, and I really want to be with you and watch the sunrise with you.

6, I want to hold you in the palm of my hand, afraid of breaking; I want to hold you in my mouth, afraid of melting; Then there are only two choices, holding you in my arms or keeping you in my heart. One of our own, can I give you a suggestion first?

7. I told my mother that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Do you know that?/You know what? Through this period of communication, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother refused. She said, "Pigs are not allowed at home.

Maybe one day I will wake up, no longer your burden, no longer your road, but I will always cherish the happiness you have given me. I will remember your face and your face. Remember our promise: I will be your bride in the afterlife!

9. I am intoxicated by your randomness and regard perfunctory as engraved in eternity; I am infatuated with your affectation, taking the fake drama as my heart and immersing myself in my soul; But when the golden light of the East appeared at sunrise, you disappeared there again?

10, are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind!

1 1, the flowers bloom in the heart and the fragrance turns quietly. Although it is continuous, it is endless. Only the flowers in your heart are invincible. Why do I only appreciate one of you, but I feel that I have seen all the spring scenery in the city?

12. It is my greatest happiness that we can get to know each other in the vast sea of Xinghai. Your beautiful voice and sincere concern, like a trickle, always moisten my heart and accompany me through ups and downs.

13, I can't sleep at night, my eyes are red, I can't eat, my body and mind are like hemp poles, and I will disperse when the breeze blows. The taste of loving someone is like being teased and pushed around by Iraqis. As long as I don't miss you anymore, I'd rather be your nod. Heaven and earth, I am in love with you. What can you ask me to do?

14, the butterfly fate in butterfly lovers, the stone fate in a dream of red mansions, the magpie fate of the cowherd and the weaver girl, the snake fate of the white snake, the carving fate of Yang Guo and the little dragon girl, the trust fate of you and me, will be envied when you receive the news!

15, lying in bed looking at your letter to me, my heart is full of bitterness. The words in the letter hurt my heart like an ice pick. The letter said: I will pay you back next month!

16, emergency reminder: look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

17, being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of winter, may you feel better; Forgotten greetings, this time together to compensate: all the concerns, condensed this short message, I wish you a merry Christmas!

18, the smoke has burned, the heart is broken, and the heart is cold. If you shed tears, it was a long time before I met her, but even longer after we broke up. Beauty will only ask you who you are.

19, oh! It's snowing. I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly to your arms. I flew into your collar, your cuffs, your ... why don't you zip it up!

20. Wash your hands before and after meals, line up and leave one by one. If you want a girlfriend, shout after reading the text message!

2 1, wife: I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional donkey farmer!

22. I miss your socks. They smell delicious. Your sweat sticks to me. You speak ill of me. You spit on me. You haunt me like a ghost. I want to fall in love with you. Know a fate, don't miss it in this life.

23. If I didn't see you that day, I think I wouldn't be so sad, but if I didn't see you, I don't think I would know that I was so happy, so happy, so happy and so warm.

24. The mountains and rivers are beautiful, and everyone loves beautiful women. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

25. I don't have too many sweet words, only a heart that loves you forever. Not easy to meet. Do you really want this love to blow away like the wind? Let's exchange a little more effort for a little more happiness.

26. If I can, I want to hold you gently in my arms; If I can, I want to kiss you gently; Your happiness is my happiness, your sadness is my sadness, and I will share half of everything with you forever.

27. Do you know that I called your name in my dream? Distance separates us. I just want to say here: the feeling of missing you is: pain and happiness, it's good to have your life.

28. The gods release snowflakes to make you forget your troubles. When the cold wind closes the window, they make you feel warm. I send my best wishes for a smoother coming year and a happy New Year's Day in advance!

29. The vows of eternal love once made no sense so far. After all, my heart is beating. If my heart stops beating one day, I can't guarantee that I can continue to swear to you.

30. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings and accompany you forever.

3 1, send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig.

32. I heard that you went to xishuangbanna tourism and were besieged by a group of wild boars. The passengers immediately took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You take out your unique ID card, and a group of wild boars kneel down and cry: Boss, we found you.

33. I would like to spend my whole life looking for a token of fate that belongs to you and me; I would like to spend my whole life writing and writing an eternal swan song that belongs to you and me; I am willing to use everything to protect and guard our unchanging love!

34. Meeting is a melodious song, knowing each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along with a swallow flying north, and knowing each other is a Gu Teng. I will always think of you when there is no one, my favorite person, and wish you happiness forever!

35. You know what, dear? I have been waiting for you all these years. Can you feel my enthusiasm? Can you feel my love? No matter where I am, I will always wait for you!

I put you in my mind, so you appeared in front of my eyes. I put you in my eyes, so I began to miss you in my heart. I put you in my heart, so my heart was stolen by you!

37. How can I say love? It's all wine in a cup. I take one bite after another, and I won't let go when I'm drunk!

38, I heard that you were * *, it really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold and dares to sell you? I am really worried about him. It is strange to sell it!

39. Don't move. Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone!

40. The doll is body double in childhood, the photo is body double in memory, the alcohol is body double forgotten, the cigarette is body double alone, the coffee is body double calm, and the tears are body double sad. I hope you are a happy body double!

4 1, perhaps, you and I are the flowers on the other side, I am Manzhu, and you are Shahua. The struggles and thoughts of flowers and plants are endless, and the hopes of generations can't be bought at once. Is it the grace of the past life or the resentment of this life that makes us fall in love but can't be together?

42. I hope someone hurts, someone loves, someone tolerates, someone sleeps with me, someone teases me, someone eats my cooking, someone praises me, someone accompanies me, and someone holds my hand when crossing the street.

43. I love you as deeply as a peach blossom pond, but when I see you, I become a donkey's mouth. I can't praise you endlessly. Let the short message replace my twitching mouth and tell me that I love you without regrets. If I don't dislike this stupid mouth, let me cherish your beauty!

44. Send you a happy flower and keep it in your mobile phone. It will bring you good luck! But remember to pour some water to your mobile phone often, and water the flowers inside!

45. The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB!

46. What happened? I dialed your cell phone just now. After the bell rings, the mobile phone prompts: You are looking for a little silly pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area first and then the number. I can't believe it! Call again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is being killed!

47. The wind is like silk, the moon is like frost, and the bright moon still shines on the mountain. Heartbroken, dreams shattered, tears poured down in an instant. Hurt my heart, hurt my feelings, miss you very far. Love is gone, my heart is cold, and my life is over.

48. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

49. Don't move. * * * unannounced visits! Those who know me stand on the left, and those who don't know me stand on the right! Those who want to laugh stand in the middle and stare at the mobile phone! Yes! Only you! Put the phone down and put your hands on your head! Listen; Happy new year!

50. I was born in party member in * * * 49 and was arrested on 1 day. They hit me, but I denied it. I still didn't confess when I was given the money the next day. On the third day, they gave it to a girl, and I confessed. On the fourth day, I tried to confess. Damn, I'm liberated.

5 1, crying for love, laughing for love, suffering for love! Miss him very much, love him very much, and finally can't have him! I want to cry, laugh and start all over again!

52. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, and the breeze is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year! Happy new year!

53. Autumn rain, autumn wind and autumn meaning, fate is destined to be you, thinking about the east and the west, thinking about mountains and water, waiting for you in the sky, looking forward to the stars and the moon, looking forward to God's will, loving you and loving you will only love you!

54. Love is not "deleted", nor is it just "preserved". It needs everyone to "copy" and "paste" love once, and the world will become better.

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

56. Now, watch CCTV 1 quickly. Zhao Benshan was killed, * * blocked the whole northeast, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am?

57. Don't ask me how much I love you. The Yellow River represents my heart. Don't ask me how long I miss you, it is as long as the Great Wall; Don't ask me how quickly I am attracted to you, faster than changing my face. Don't you understand this traditional confession?

58. The butterfly said to the bee, You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you send me a message?

59. Dear users: As most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has caused a very bad impact on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please bring your own bench to the nearby police station to learn stylistic knowledge tomorrow!

60. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!

6 1, I wish you: fate is like peach blossom, fortune is like waves, love is like roses, life is like flowers, and career is like morning glory. Don't spend too much if you have love. If you have money, don't squander it. Give me a windfall.

62. I reserved the first sunshine for you next year. I wish you happiness! I reserved the first morning breeze for you tomorrow morning. Have a happy day! I booked the first song of birdsong for you. Have fun! I booked my first gift for you. Happy New Year!

63. The sky is grey and wild. I am the grey wolf in your heart. Warm heart, sweet words, you are a pleasant goat in my heart; Let me protect you and love you, there is nothing to discuss!

64. I am too busy to remember the time, and I am willing to accompany you to the ends of the earth; If you don't live to be a hundred years old, say you love you for ten thousand years. If you can't pick the stars, I will give you a blue sky. Dear, no matter how the world changes, I will always be infatuated with you.

65. Some people say that the left shoelace is loose because I miss my friend, and the right shoelace is loose because my friend misses me. I deliberately untied the shoelace on the right, only to find that the shoelace on the left was loose.

66. When you read this message, I have already left. I will travel all over the world until I find a medicine that can cure your smirk when you see the message!

67. Acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the tacit understanding, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. Whenever and wherever, stop looking and bring my blessing.

I don't want to say sorry to you. I only hope that you can get out of the shadow I gave you and live a happy life again, and that long-lost smile can bloom on your face. Happiness is the most important. I will smile at you with tears in the distance.

69. You see my infatuation in your eyes, my hospitality in your eyes, my true love in your eyes, and I look into your eyes deeply. Wow! What a big piece of gum!

70. A woman taught her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the tiger! The hungry tiger who came out for food heard it, and the hungry tiger waited all night and said, human beings are so hypocritical! The old lady broke her word!

7 1, I have been practicing for today: practicing how to express what I want when I was a child; Later, I practiced how to fight for it; Now, I finally get up the courage to say to you: you are what I want most, accompany me for a lifetime, ok?

72. Do you have a TV? Watch CCTV 1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have blocked the whole of Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing … 1 people were cheated!

73. I want to see the sea with you but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you but I can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but I was turned down. He said, don't walk the dog!

74. Donor: Hello! We are the Tibetan Buddhist Committee. When you receive this message, we have deducted the donation from 50 yuan from your mobile phone bill. In order to thank you, this bureau grants you the highest legal number-mental retardation.

75. I don't look forward to the afterlife. The afterlife is too far away. I only wait for this life, this life can hold you in my arms. I will stare into your clear and gentle eyes and say softly: I like you very much. You are my forever baby.

76. It's late at night. Are you okay? At the moment, I miss you madly, thinking about the promise you made to me, and everything you did to me, let me know that having you is my happiness, and I am afraid of losing you at the moment. Miss you!

77. You always ask me if I love you, and I always give you the answer. For me, love is a lifetime thing, not by feeling preferences, not by a promise, I am rational, I need you, I love you deeply for life.