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On a hot day, the power went out. Tell a humorous circle of friends.

On a hot day, the power went out. Humorous friends talked about it (selected 155 sentences)

With the rapid development of mobile Internet and social networks, more and more people like to publish stories in the circle of friends and share their daily lives. What kind of talk is popular in friends circle? The following is my carefully compiled humorous talk about power failure in hot weather (selected 155 sentences), welcome to share.

On a hot day, the power went out. Humorous circle of friends chatted 1 1. There was a power outage in the self-study class last night, and the whole class was so noisy. I don't know when, the headmaster came in from the back door like a ghost, scolded the whole class and suddenly became quiet.

2. Suddenly, the power went out, looking at the declining mobile phone, staring at the dark environment at home, and thinking about the TV series that has not been finished. ...

3. It is consistent with the power failure of the unit. I think I haven't been to the cinema for almost a year, so I bought two tickets in succession, a bucket of popcorn and a large cup of Fanta with me. It feels great!

In the middle of the night, the hotel suddenly lost power, and I was still waiting for my roommate to come back from midnight to open the door for her. Now my eyelids are fighting, I really feel more comfortable lying at home.

I stayed up in the middle of the night just to correct my paper. I'm happy to go to bed. I accidentally saw that there will be a power outage tomorrow, which means there is no signal = it is useless for the mobile phone to have electricity.

6. It's summer after hearing the thunder. In the night when there is no wifi and power failure, there is nothing in the mobile phone except 25% power, and there is almost nothing to do except sleep. Let's have a pleasant evening.

7. I feel that no one knows in the middle of the night, and the power is secretly cut off, right? Well, I won't sleep until you call! See how long you can grind the skin.

8. An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!

9. Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night. Is the power cut in summer to remind me of my childhood? ……

10, power failure again. I'm not unhappy at all. Oh, okay.

1 1 oh ... this grand summer night ... unbelievable! ! The power went out. ...

12, call after power failure (in summer), and there is still no call after stopping for almost an hour. Have you ever experienced this kind of pain?

13, it's too hot, the dormitory was out of power in the middle of the night, and I woke up. What a painful experience! !

14, on such a night, there is still a power outage! I don't know if there is no electricity in summer = death! How can there be no electricity? Not very timely.

15, the power went out, it was too hot and there was no WIFI. How can this pass?

16, power failure in summer is quite a headache, and now I feel sweaty as soon as I sit in my room.

17, the power outage in summer is terrible ... the air is not circulating, mosquitoes are buzzing and steaming, and I want to be crazy.

18, real name diss, I really don't know which method can cool down in the night of power failure in summer.

19, I feel that I have to go through a night of power failure every summer to realize the importance of air-conditioning electric fans. It's too hot.

20, no electricity, no internet, no air conditioning fan, instantly entered the dark loss mode, I have become teppanyaki.

2 1, I used to hope that I could be lazy when I went to work without electricity, but now I'm really unhappy because … summer is coming and I'm dying of heat.

22. When I came home in summer, no one had a power outage. I sat in bed and took a sauna.

23, life is always unexpected, my hair is not dry, and suddenly the power went out, which scared me to death. Look at the street, there is no power. Are you going to heat me to death and let me sleep?

24. Power failure in summer is really torture.

The girl who is afraid of heat is experiencing one of the two most painful tortures in summer, power failure.

26, summer is most afraid of power outages! ! I almost thought I was going to bake marshmallows until the electricity came! !

27. There was a power outage in the company yesterday, and there was a power outage at home today. Nobody really gets hot. I really can't stand it.

28. The happiest thing at home in power failure and hot summer is to take the computer to a place with air conditioning and Wi-Fi, put on headphones and enjoy quiet time alone.

29. I'm really afraid of heat. I think I will faint when it is hot. I am full of fear of power failure in summer! ! !

30. The days of power failure are too sad. In summer, power failure is almost half dead. I just want to get some sleep. I'm hungry, sleepy and hot. It's terrible.

3 1, power failure in summer is fatal, how can we live without air conditioning, plus it's dark outside.

32. In summer, when the air conditioner continued to work, the power went out. How can I stand it?

33. When the power goes out in summer, I feel like sleeping in a stove, which is a rare experience every summer.

34. Power failure, power failure, in such a hot summer, power failure in the middle of the night, this is a terrible thing.

Every summer is a time to exercise my mind. I worked long hours, and when I got home, there was no electricity for the whole day.

In summer, you must experience power failure from time to time, and then you have a good reason to go out for dinner.

37. When there is a power outage in the summer of more than 30 degrees, the real reaction of human beings.

38. The last power outage and permanent rollover that comes as scheduled every summer.

39. The most terrible thing in summer is that besides the power failure, when you take lipstick out of your bag and open it, it actually melts.

40. There are many small flying insects in summer without electricity and at night without wind. Please don't bite me when I sleep.

4 1, I don't want to live. When there was a power outage in summer, what pain did human beings suffer during menstruation? I'm so stupid.

42. It's terrible that the power and water were cut off for a week this summer.

43. Nothing is more tormenting than power failure in summer. It's very hot now.

44. Brush Pumbaa in the middle of the night. Thinking about the power failure of the company at noon, I turned it on.

45. In summer, the calories of fat are only known when there is no electricity. Power failure in summer is really terrible. I want to live. Let me go.

46. It rained heavily and the classroom was cut off. There is no need to do homework or go out to see the exhibition. Famous witness plays mobile phone fluently haha

47. The power is out. How can we spend the summer without internet and air conditioning? It's very hot.

48. I think it was really hard to survive the power failure last night. I woke up several times and didn't sleep well at all. I want to cook some jujube porridge to make up for it.

49. I finally spent the night alone, washed my feet and ate. I wanted to go home to catch a scene, but I didn't like it until now because of the power failure.

50. Power failure is a terrible problem for all mankind. Without electricity, night will come.

5 1, there was a power outage during the Spring Festival, and I just wanted to call you one by one at home. Will you bother me?

52. Although the power cut is inconvenient, don't be depressed. The occasional power outage is also an adjustment. Some people like power cuts and can stop working.

53. Will the power failure really kill people today? You can go out for refuge during the day and stop for two hours at midnight. I think I'm half done.

54. Don't wait any longer. It is natural to be calm and calm. The night of power failure is really not very good. It was so hot that I couldn't sleep. I kept screaming with a fan.

I'm so cute that you cut off the power supply in hot weather. Do you want me to be evaporated by sweat?

56. The power is out. I don't know what's wrong with the generator at home alone. I have a stomachache. General weakness. My body is too hot. Anything else? Let's go

57. Is this dog-day power outage a hot rhythm?

58. There was a power outage in the middle of the night, and no one in the dormitory wanted to charge the phone bill. If I don't have to wash my hair in the morning, I won't charge, because I took off my makeup in the middle of the night and went out like a ghost in my pajamas.

59. After two days of power failure, roaring rainstorm outside, and sudden twists and turns in training, I was obviously sleepy, but I read novels in the middle of the night to solve it. I can only say that I am helpless.

60. I haven't washed my hair for a week. I finally wanted to wash my hair today, but the power went out. I don't seem to want to wash my hair. I hate myself.

6 1, asking what the power failure is, makes people sick and want to vomit.

62. The power went out again in the middle of the night. I won't sleep again. Really, the more tired you are, the less you will sleep.

63. Last night, there was a sudden power outage+the cell phone died. We haven't slept well all day and have a bad headache. We really need to feel safe.

64. Tonight, the moon is particularly bright, the summer wind is swaying gently, and the night without electricity is like a desert without water, which is painful.

65. I was late in the morning and finally arrived at the company. The whole high-tech zone was out of power, so I climbed the 12 stairs to the company. There is no holiday today.

66. I read the news that there was something wrong with the elevator and thought it was far away from me. As a result, I really encountered a sudden power outage in the elevator today, which scared me to pee.

67. The power was cut off until midnight. When I was alone in the dark and a little afraid to chat with you, I thought you were touching your partner!

68. The school has no way out! Go! Midnight! This weather! The power is out! No fan! Why are you sleeping here?

69, explosion, ah, just writing a paper at home without saving it, and the computer suddenly went black. It's not that bitcoin is out of power, and life can't be loved. Virgo must have been in trouble recently.

70. Many stories happened during the power failure are shining stars in memory. Now I have grown up. At that time, the freshness and excitement of the power outage were not realized.

7 1. How can you live without power and air conditioning in summer?

72. On this rare night of power failure, our hearts seem to have returned to nature.

73. When does the power supply bureau supply power? The power outage is too hot.

74. People only know how to cherish after losing it. Just as you don't know the value of electricity until after the power failure.

75. It rained heavily and the power was cut off. God, what keeps me awake from nine o'clock is the heat! Call quickly.

On a hot day, the power went out. Humorous circle of friends talked about 2 1. Today, I accidentally pressed it to the ninth floor, and then when I was alone in the elevator, the power suddenly went out, and it was dark with a bang, just hanging on the floor. ...

The bright sunshine, the sound of electric drill and the smell of paint next door decoration, and the loud noise of the generator across the street after the power failure are another annoying summer afternoon.

3. There is a power failure at home. I use my laptop to charge my mobile phone, and I use my mobile phone to turn on wifi to surf the Internet. They help each other, care for each other, respect each other and never give up.

4. Be indifferent to your first job, for the power outage in the middle of the night, and for your small expectations. Face the reality, my friend.

I thought I could be fearless. Therefore, when a person lives alone, he is still scared to death. I am still afraid of loneliness.

6. When the power is out and the house is hot, go out and have a look at the moon.

7. In summer, no matter whether water is cut off or power is cut off, it is a thing that people want to die but can't die, commonly known as: life is worse than death.

8. Summer nights are very hot, and there is no electricity, so I can only hide outside to cool down.

9. The power is out, and my mobile phone is dead. I'm going to sleep. Good night, little babies.

10, about how to save yourself from a power outage in summer, you can't cover it in summer.

1 1, power failure in summer, this is the rhythm of thermal death. If there is another water outage, it will be absolutely exciting. Loyal opposition has a power outage in summer, and all these acts are bullying. ......

12, I am most afraid of power failure in summer, or when there is no wind before the typhoon comes.

13. There is electricity elsewhere. My house seems to have been cut off by lightning. It's too hot. How can I sleep without a fan?

14. On the night of the first power outage this summer, it was quite interesting to blow the evening breeze on the balcony, drink a little wine and watch it scattered all over the floor.

15, please call, it's really hot, and there is always power failure in summer.

16, wow! The power went out at night! Summer night, without air conditioning, how to spend this long night.

17, why am I still strolling on Weibo? Why? Because of the power outage in such a hot summer! ! !

18. There was a power outage all night last night. In summer without air conditioning, I can't sleep over and over again, and it's morning when I get stuck as a dog.

19, this summer, it is another night of power failure. Can people still live?

20. The power went out in the hottest night, and I felt the enthusiasm of summer. I didn't expect air conditioners and electric fans in the evening of more than 30 degrees.

2 1, this blackout night ~ suddenly woke up by the heat, so sleepy, so hot, so hot, so hot! ! ! Only when you are this big, will you lose power on a summer night when you were a child.

22. Power failure is something you experience every summer. Fortunately, it's not too hot today.

23. Power and water are cut off in summer ... It's very hot everywhere. I'm afraid I will sweat when I come. I'm afraid I'll run away when I come to the air conditioner. I dare not move.

24, crying and crying, suddenly the power went out, how can I sleep without air conditioning in hot summer?

25. A summer that has never experienced a power outage is incomplete. One of the most common things in summer may be power failure. After the power failure, you are living in hell, and you are suffering from a great torment of life.

26. In summer, when there is a power outage, you can fall asleep by walking all night.

27. A day that was hot enough to explode ended with a cold shower. It was really hard to have a power outage.

28. When there is a power outage ... it's really drunk when there is a power outage in summer.

29. Sure enough, no summer is complete without a power outage. Life is like a trip, and the summer without a power outage is Du Like Jie.

30. In the hot summer, power cuts and calls started again.

3 1, power failure in summer is definitely one of the top ten tortures ... when will electricity come ... when will it come ... ......

32. The power is out. I think I'm in a sauna. What is naive in summer is that you can't live without air conditioning for a second.

33. The power is out! Help me! It's so hot that I can do anything with air conditioning. ! !

34. The power went out when I was sleeping in the middle of the night. How can I get up early?

35. What about the agreed power failure at 2 o'clock for half an hour? I am so hot. I need air conditioning (unbelievable tears at school)

Power failure will kill people in summer. I can only try to stay still and sweat less.

37. There is a power outage in summer, so we can only rely on cute little electric fans to make a living.

38. Water cuts in summer are more terrible than power cuts. It's been stopped all day. Promise me that you will come to the water when you get up tomorrow morning!

39. The power outage in Sanya in summer is the rhythm to be changed!

40. Power failure in summer can easily drown my day. How can I live without air conditioning?

4 1. I don't know why I scolded Xi 'an Power Supply Bureau. There was a power outage this summer. I stopped one area and then another.

42. What is the collapse of adults? When I came back from working overtime in summer, I found that there was no water or electricity, and my mobile phone didn't have much electricity.

43. Do you know what it's like to turn on the air conditioner and suddenly turn off the power in summer? It's like meeting someone you think you'll never see again on your way to school.

44, power failure, nothing to do, the sun is just right, have a rest!

45. The power went out and the house was as black as ink, so everyone could not see it.

46. The project department was cut off from water and electricity for 2 days, and the reservoir was empty. It was finally repaired in the middle of the night. I quickly took a bath and felt very tired.

47. God, help me, there is no electricity today, it's too hot!

48. When I was a child, I lost my strength and played very excitedly and romantically. Now that the power is out, I'm not in a beautiful mood.

49. The power went out less than a minute after the air conditioner was turned on in the middle of the night.

50. It's terrible to be woken up in the middle of the night after a power outage. Let's take a look at the snow and cool down!

5 1. The power went out suddenly last night, and it was dark. Fortunately, there was a husband on the other end of the phone, and no one was so scared.

52. Power failure in the middle of the night is really a lot of feelings. After all, the fragrant air conditioner is blowing, and suddenly it is too hot to sleep!

53, is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power outage, it will degenerate into a caveman.

54. When I was a child, I thought it was fun to cut off electricity. There was a finger dance game by candlelight, and I was accompanied by stars all over the sky. Now I just want to call as soon as possible. Without electricity, there is no world.

55. The house was cleaned inside and outside due to the power failure of the unit.

56. Although the power is out and the weather is hot, there is no reason to be unhappy today. But there is no reason to be unhappy.

It was late at night, and I suddenly wanted to study. Unfortunately, the power went out. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.

58. Do I have insomnia syndrome? I was awakened by the high temperature when the power went out. Mom is very angry and wants to hit someone.

59. I can't sleep because it is too hot. Air conditioning can't satisfy me. I want to drink ice, the cold kind.

60. On New Year's Eve, I grabbed a red envelope with a power-off mobile phone at home. What about you?

6 1. In this sultry summer, the power was cut off. I have to live by willpower at night. I hope to see the sun tomorrow.

62. In the summer in the south, power failure and water cut-off is a complete collapse.

63. Air conditioning is a lifesaver. The only thing that scares me in summer is the power failure.

64. In summer, I tell you that power failure is a kind of torture, especially in summer, the kitchen is simply a sauna room and just collapsed.

I am not good at expressing my feelings, so I often use silence instead of expression. There is a power outage at home ... but I often lose sleep.

66. It's unlucky to live in the family courtyard of the school. There is a power outage every day, and we can't complain or have opinions. Our household appliances are almost overwhelmed.

67. The internet speed slowed down after the power failure at home last night! Obviously it is a 4G network, but it is slower than 2G, and nothing can be loaded. Impatience!

68. It was my birthday, and the whole school was blacked out. The class teacher and classmates sang birthday songs for us with flashlights. Yes, I cried because I was moved.

69. I was alone at home when the power went out suddenly. In the face of darkness, there is no wave in my heart. I used to panic. It seems that people really grow up silently.

70. I didn't know until the power went out. I'm afraid of the dark. A moment of darkness makes people dizzy and insecure. You won't know until you have experienced it!

7 1, the power went out, and this occasionally dark night also made people like it. Of course, it was not completely dark, with street lamps and trucks passing by occasionally.

72. If we don't look forward or backward in life, we just live in the present and have no worries. Sometimes we feel too tired just because we think too much.

73. No matter where you go or what the weather is like, you should bring your own little sun.

74. It's too cold to take a nap. I'm afraid I can't get up when I lie down.

75, so uncomfortable! I can't sleep well and wake up several times in the middle of the night! I was sleepy at noon, and I woke up several times after taking a nap! Sleeping is not delicious or can't eat.

76. Things are human beings, things are human beings, and life does not stay for anyone.

77. Learn to cherish everything in front of you before time teaches you to regret losing. (used when meeting in the afternoon) Good afternoon.

78. I solved three things at once. This half-day is not a waste. I went home to take off my makeup and took a takeaway. I took a nap and watched a play. It's perfect.

79. No matter what life is like, I hope you: keep self-discipline, stay awake, and always run to your best self. Good afternoon.

80. There is a dance class today. After class, I will go to the park to play. It was almost 2 o'clock when I got home. I will eat at home and take a nap.