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A bad and provocative love story

A bad and provocative love story

Love should be sweet and ambiguous. If you occasionally say the following love words in your feelings, you can increase your love. Nowadays, love stories are very advanced and contain special routines. Let's share a love story.

Bad sexy love story 1 1, see what the world is like and meet you.

Hello, I'm a policeman. You were arrested for being so cute. Give me your hand and grab it.

3. It's cold. What's wrong with my bed?

I am unreasonable unless my husband hugs me.

5. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to return your message. Which fairy do you see is not busy?

7. When I told you a lot of nonsense without thinking and logic, I actually missed you.

8. You always say that my mouth is shut. How do you know if it's soft?

9. I don't miss you at all. 1: 30 I'll think about it.

10. Do you want to try my strawberry lipstick?

1 1, I want to grow strawberries in 372 degrees soil.

12, I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

13, I hope you know that I am not drunk, and then tell me that you miss me, too.

14, blind date can kiss you, that is, you kiss me and I kiss you.

15, the story is very long. To make a long story short, I like you for a long time.

16, "Hello, I want a happy Super Cup."

17, "I don't know how much I like you, but if I want to see you, I will definitely run."

18, "I want to be a bear beside your bed and defeat the dragon in your dream for you."

19, one-sided is staying up late, to tell the truth, I miss you.

20. How lucky I am. After I am grateful for everything, you are my only heart.

2 1, when you blink, it becomes a star and falls into my heart.

22. Can I borrow half a scarf in cold winter?

23. I want to be interesting, special and a little star in your eyes.

24, the world is not as bad as you think, you come, come to my side, I hug you.

25. I am a dark person and always want to give you some sunshine.

26. The clock will ring when it meets the wind. When I meet you, the deer in my heart will bump.

27. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How have you been?

28. What I want to do to you, what I do to the cherry tree in spring.

29. I only miss you for one second and fifty-nine seconds in one minute.

30. A life of love and freedom. You and tenderness.

3 1, I like the temperature when you hug me, your thoughtful words, and the shoulders you give me to lean on.

32. Give me the lamp in your hand and the lamp that nobody cares about.

I will accompany you when I can't do anything about your pain and the present situation of the world.

Second, I hope you will always be kind to me, smile at me and allow me to continue fooling around.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but standing in front of you without saying "I love you".

Every time I think of knowing you, I feel very satisfied. In the eighty years of my life, I can walk with you for a while, which will be the pride of my life.

5.OICQ's world is eternal and gorgeous. In this clear and vague world, I know you.

6. I like you to go shopping with me, chat with me and eat together. I like the feeling of you around me. I don't know how God arranged us. I hope that on the day when we can be together, you and I will be as happy!

Seven, don't like to travel all over the world, just want to travel quietly by your side. Long road hand in hand, long years, you said from the beginning.

Eight, if someone steals my heart, I ask the Lord to bless me and steal his heart.

I hope there are sweet white rabbit toffee, strawberry ice cream that won't melt, Anmuxi whose temperature is just right, big meat buns that have just been baked, and lovely me in your dream.

I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn, sunshine in winter, and you every day.

Eleven, come with me, I will give it to you, love letters to you, sleepless nights to you, arms to you, home to you, and I will give it to you all my life.

12. I stood where I was, waiting for the wind, writing you in a book, writing you on a wall, and writing you in a dream.

Thirteen, I really like you, don't say sweet mouth because of sweet heart, sweet heart because you are inside.

Fourteen, a pot of wine, drink off; Miss, is the turbulent sea, easily submerged me; You, a delicate and charming flower, have already quietly opened in my heart.

15. Missing is the fragrance of flowers in a season, which overflows the valley and covers you and me, while blessing is endless concern, which overflows the eyes and reaches the bottom of my heart. Years of caring about friends' short messages can fade our memories, but we can't fade our laughter.

Sixteen, the magic of love, let my fatigue all escape; The miracle of love turns my thoughts into exclamation marks; Sincerity, watering the beauty of love; A blessing, a prayer telling love: I hope to love each other all my life, and join hands to grow old!

17. People who miss you will naturally come to you. What you have to do is to continue to be your best self and not let him down.

Sometimes smoking is just boring, and sometimes liking someone may be too boring.

Nineteen, I am a vulgar person. I look at mountains, the sea, and flowers. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

Twenty, memories are not a sign that a person is getting old, but repeated memories are.

Twenty-one, there is a kind of pain that I can't see. This kind of love is still buried in my heart. I miss you more and more, but I can only keep you in my heart.

Twenty-two, like it! This is true in this life, and it is also true at a glance. I dare not say that I will like you all my life, at least in the few years when I can see you, I just want to be nice to you.

Twenty-three, the angel said, as long as you stand in 99 tulips painted with your heart and make a wish, God will hear you. I painted flowers all over the room. Finally, God said to me: Son, make a wish. I said I want people who read text messages to be happy!

24. My heart is an earthquake-resistant tall building. When you appeared, it shook my whole world.

I just want to tell you that I have the most beautiful ring in my heart, which you gave me. It's not expensive or special, but it's what I want most in my heart. You are the treasure of my life, and I am willing to share everything with you!

Twenty-six, one day I don't miss you, my eyes are straight and I have no strength. I answered the phone three times, my limbs were cold and straight, my insides were sighing and blaming myself. Over time, I had an idea. I will wait for you before ten o'clock.

Twenty-seven, love is smooth, persistent love, infatuated heart, love you unchanged, let time fly, unless you don't love, let the world change, dear, I only love you!

Twenty-eight, the bravest thing I have ever done is to walk through the crowd, come to your side, hold your hand and walk through a long life.

Twenty-nine, how can dark clouds gather to prevent raindrops from falling, how can leaves dance and fall lightly when the wind blows, and how can I miss you when you are not by my side and my heart is not declining? Honey, I miss you so much.

I love you every day these days like a year, and 100 million years is too short, but I didn't waste it!

31. Because of love, I have a bright smile; Because of love, I have opened my feelings for many years. Love is as warm as spring breeze and as sweet as wine. We met in the spring breeze and will definitely fall in love in the wine.

In fact, the happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do. The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

Thirty-three, your smile is really wonderful, making me blush and heartbeat; Your beautiful image is really great. I can't crank it.

Thirty-four, there is always a person who is always thinking, but deliberately will not contact, will not ask, will not disturb.

I don't know how much I like you, but if I come to see you, I will run.

Thirty-six, take you to indulge in all corners of the country, eat all over the streets, play all kinds of money mountains, and then come home with me.

37. Life is like a blink of an eye. However, I have lived a long time, but I can remember what you said.

Thirty-eight, you are like a bus I missed, a snack I haven't tasted, an unfinished dream, and a movie I haven't seen. It's always a pity.

Thirty-nine, I hope that from youth to maturity, from shoulder-length short hair to long hair fluttering, the person who accompanies me is you. Sleep and wake up to find that it's you by the pillow. As long as it is you, nothing else matters.

40. Marriage is a multiple-choice question. Now we are at the cusp of a storm. The general trend, dear, you must make a choice: A: Marry me B: I'll marry you C: Let's get married.

I feel like a water spinach every day when I'm not around you.

42. If a person doesn't belong to you, then no matter how perfect he is, it doesn't mean anything to you.

Forty-three, I know my emotional contagion can't help you, so I won't say anything.

Forty-four, nine days on the moon, five oceans catch turtles, but you don't trust me.

Forty-five, no longer miss you, no longer love you, let time fly quietly, erase our memories, and never remember your name again.

Forty-six, everyone has a person in his heart, no longer a lover, no longer a friend. Time goes by, whether you like it or not, you will always get used to thinking of you, and then I hope you are all right.

Forty-seven, a person walking in the desolate desert, in a heartless corner, tears filled his eyes. He is praying. Come on, warm love. Suddenly, the wind blew, blowing a faint fragrance, really your taste!

I just want to take you home.

Forty-nine, write a lifetime of love with sincere comparison; Arouse the warmest memories with tenderness; Sail with love, hold your hand and go to the other side of happiness; All the way to the world of mortals, loving you is my long-cherished wish, accompanied by this life!

Meeting you in this vast sea of people is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

I don't want a pet. I just want to keep you. I can sleep with you if I have nothing to do.

Second, give me the lamp in your hand, and give me the lamp that nobody cares about.

3. I like you, just as moonlight likes grass, and I only hug you with gentle eyes.

Fourth, the wind blowing from where you are standing is sweet.

Five, the words are staying up late, saying that they are really insomnia and really miss you.

I want to walk across the bridge with you. There are green trees and red flowers on the bridge, and people are flowing under the bridge.

7. I have traveled a lot, seen clouds many times and drunk a lot, but now I only love you.

Eight, like the temperature when you hug me, like your thoughtful words, like the shoulders you give me to rely on.

To the world, you are only one person, but to me, you are the whole world.

10. When I first met you, my heart exploded. I need to spend your whole life cleaning it.

Eleven, I still like you, the kind you want.

I don't want to eat anything else, I just want to eat you.

Meeting you is fate, being friends is my own choice, and you are beyond my control.

Although cats are afraid of water, they like to eat fish, just as I often dislike you, but I still want to be separated from you forever.

No matter what the arrangement is, meeting you and knowing you is the greatest happiness in my life.

I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than like others.

Seventeen, I want to plunge into your arms, smell your familiar smell, and tell you the grievances these days and my thoughts about you.

Eighteen, have you been fattened by me recently? Otherwise, my heart will become heavier and heavier.

I have seen Spring Breeze Miles, Summer Solstice, Qiu Guang and Warm Winter Sun, all of which can't reach you. I miss you.

I never thought about getting married before I met her. I have been married to her for decades. I have never regretted marrying her, and I have never thought about marrying another woman.

Twenty-one, I don't want to have each other, I just want to be together for a lifetime, I don't want the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I just want my soul to accompany me.

Twenty-two, if you like, I like you, if you don't want, I have an unrequited love, will you?

Your sweet smile is like a glass of wine that has been treasured for many years. One bite is enough to make me drunk for a long time.

I want to spoil you, hug you tightly, and prove to you that no matter how harsh the world is, I like you better.

Every time you look at me, I pretend to look away. Every time you look away, I look at you.