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Tanabata is a very advanced teasing love story.

Tanabata is a very high-level provocative love story (1) 1. We can be a pair of happy lovers in the city, comforting and warming each other, bringing warmth to each other, so that both hearts are no longer lonely; Let two people, all filled with smiling faces. Walk hand in hand through every section of the road.

2.? "I think I'm a playboy." "Why?" "Because I like every look of you."

3.? I would like to be a lonely fisherman, spreading the net of life in endless love, waiting for you silently, my mermaid, even if waiting for 10 thousand years is the first tear in my life.

4.? I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will follow you. I don't care what other people think, only what you think.

5.? I hope to win a heart and never leave each other. During those times with you, the most beautiful flowers bloomed in my heart. A season of flowers, meet love, is complete. Looking back once and meeting you is happiness.

6.? Start to remember your smile, start to miss your goodness, start to play with you every second, start to remember your voice and smile, start to miss your warm arms, and start to jump when you miss you …

7.? I hope you can participate in my life by sharing my daily life with you.

8.? You are the best. If someone is better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

9.? I want to have three meals in the same room with you for the four seasons.

10.? That's very kind of you. I really love you. It's a pity that I'm not a poet and can't say anything more beautiful!

1 1.? Met, I can't help but believe that this is fate. I didn't know this until I dreamed. Unable to resist, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the cycle of life and death.

12.? "Everything can go wrong" and "Don't think about me"

13.? We walked through spring, summer, autumn and winter together, and we witnessed the most beautiful emotions in the world. Friendship has injected new vitality into life, and life is like a bunch of beautiful flowers, leaving fragrance all the way, making tomorrow more dazzling!

14.? You say you are beautiful, but you are just what I like. What should I do?

15.? In the long night, you are my only light

16.? As soon as I think that the rest of my life is suitable for you to spend together, I am full of expectations for the rest of my life.

17.? I hid a lot of dreams about you.

18.? Girls are sweet, but they can't suffer because of others, things they don't want to do and people.

19.? I copied the love story and wanted to tell it to you ~

20.? The moon in the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart ~

Tanabata is a very advanced provocative love story (2) 1. Let me sing a simple little love song for you, and you can make peace gently. Let's release the pigeons in our hearts, which are the singers of our love. Let me send you the beautiful shells you found at the seaside, and count them. I love your happiness very much.

2.? You are the sunset glow, the breeze and the restless heart, which is irreplaceable.

3.? If you like fields, I am willing to exchange ten years of wilderness for a spring life.

4.? You are my favorite baby. Give me sweet strawberry milk without changing it.

5.? Put on a short skirt in the name of summer and take your heart for the moon.

6.? From the moment I saw you, I knew I belonged to you. I am willing to use the tears of the world as my refuge in this life and love you with all my strength. I am willing to give up everything for you, just want to have you in this life and never part!

7.? Warm is fatter than lazy sheep. The wolf said that lazy sheep is the fattest sheep in the village. Even comics respect girls.

8.? Can you swim? We are about to fall in love.

9.? It's sweet to have you in my dream; My heart is full of you; I am very glad to have you by my side.

10.? "Warm time" is "every minute related to you"

1 1.? Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, because we have expectations, so we will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

12.? Remember, I just miss you explosively when I look for you, and I just miss you when I don't look for you.

13.? You are more travel-stained than all distant tenderness to me.

14.? One of the most exciting things in a relationship is that the person you think you have no chance to get close to actually falls in love with you.

15.? If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

16.? "I think you are like a book" and "Because I miss you"

17.? You win, I accompany you to the world; You lost, I will accompany you to make a comeback ~

18.? Every day, I think you are a rose with thorns. You gave me the beauty of roses, but selflessly left the gentle thorns to yourself. So the thorns turned into seeds and grew solid me and you.

19.? Actually, I don't know much about it either, but I want to walk towards you.

20.? Things are unbearable, and you will always be clear.

Tanabata is a very advanced provocative love story (3) 1. In the fairy tale of love, fortunately you met me, fortunately I met you. Just passing by is so beautiful, so beautiful, there is no need to feel bad. It's enough to watch you laugh like this for a lifetime.

2.? Tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.

3.? I am nearsighted and can only see you. There are only two wishes: you are around; By your side.

4.? I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

5.? There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it? Your eyes are really beautiful. There are sun and moon, winter and summer, sunny and rainy, mountains and rivers, flowers and plants, birds and animals in it, but my eyes are better because there are you in it.

6.? . No matter you are by my side or on the horizon, when I think of you in the corner of the world, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

7.? I didn't want to get married before I met you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

8.? Writing poetry with you makes me crazy, so I started writing very late.

9.? The warmest love words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

10.? Kiss a Chinese Valentine's Day and smile; It's easy to change two bodies after a Tanabata. Keep each other's Tanabata and have a good dream.

1 1.? Tanabata is coming, my blessing flies, kiss your face, shy Xia Hong is the beautiful image of blessing.

12.? Happy tanabata, dear. On Qixi night, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will meet at the Magpie Bridge, and the old couple will show their love.

13.? On Valentine's Day on Tanabata, sending WeChat turns my love into a rose, which makes you feel warm and happy. Turn my affection into chocolate, make your life sweet and beautiful, and wish you a happy Valentine's Day and every day!

14.? Cowherd is bitter because of injury and parting; Weaver girl is helpless, because only waiting; You and I don't want to be cowherd and weaver girl, but we should be together every day, because I want you to spend Valentine's Day every day and be happy all your life!

15.? Don't be too romantic, just be simple. Don't be too extravagant, just be content. Don't be too picky, just use your heart.

16.? As long as we depend on each other deeply, accompany each other silently, know each other and love each other, every day with you is Tanabata. I hope my lover has a happy day!

17.? It's really hard to write your name. It's not that the strokes are complicated. It's just that when you write your name, you should dip it in a quarter of spring breeze, a third of moonlight, a half of drunkenness and a half of eyebrows.

18.? "I don't want to be an episode in your life." "I just want to be the perfect ending in your life."

19.? "Do you know that you are really corny?" "But I just lack soil in the five elements."

20.? You will meet other stars, but I only love you one moon.

Teasing love words

1

Why did you hit me?

When did I hit you?

You touched my heart.

2

Either you die or I die today.

You are so cute.

I love you very much.

three

You are the wind and I am the sand.

You are Hami, and I am melon.

four

You look like a work permit.

Punch in my heart every day.

five

I don't deserve anyone.

Only with you.

This is a blessing, not a curse.

You can't hide.

six

I like being alone very much.

Who is it?

He just sent me a who?

seven

Do you know what you look like?

Like what?

Attract me like the earth.

eight

I'm a little depressed.

What happened?

I haven't seen you all day.

nine

If I were a single dog,

You can only be my telephone pole

I think I am a monotonous person.

Why?

Because I only like you ~

10

Do you know why you are so cold?

Because you don't have a warm girlfriend like me.

1 1

Everyone says they want to be masters.

I just want to be your sweetheart.

12

I understand everything.

But it's not the truth that can comfort me.

it's you

13

Am I sick?

Every time I don't see you, my heart aches.

I want to steal your temperature.

Speak human words

Need a hug?

14

Can't tell the direction

Where are you?

It's my direction.

15

I found someone secretly loves you.

who

I

16

I ate a watermelon weighing five catties.

I didn't wait for your reply.

I think it's not that you don't like me enough.

But this watermelon is not big enough.

17

If we can sleep with our arms around us

Even my life is willing to be short for a few years.

202 1 Tanabata Valentine's Day Good Morning Sentence Tanabata Sweet to Deep-fried Senior Love Words

1. I regretted many things when I grew up, but I never regretted liking you.

I hope that when my white hair and teeth fall out and my face is wrinkled, you will say you love me as before.

Summer is coming, I want cool air, sweet strawberry ice cream and round watermelon. I like you, well, it seems too greedy, so I just want to be hello!

4. Love plus love equals great love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love times infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love.

When you fall in love with someone, the chance of saying "I love you" is only 1%. How to prove that your love accounts for the other 99%?

6. Be familiar with all your bad habits and see through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

7. The best meeting in life is to meet you, then feel sorry for each other, smell the flowers, talk about warmth for the rest of your life, meet as much as you can, and be safe and warm. Good morning!

8. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

9. I hope you can clarify your identity. You are my man.

10. If you don't love, don't be reluctant, although I don't want to say goodbye.

1 1. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

12. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

13. One day, you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow. He is really excited, just like me.

14. What you really want to do is not to lose anyone.

15. For the rest of my life, my feelings are casual and my temperament is natural. When you come, I greet you with my hand. When you leave, I give it to you with my hand. I will live up to the years and meet you.

16. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

17. No matter whether you are by my side or on the horizon, when I think of you in the corner of the world, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

18. You see, so many people, such a big world. I met you, and you met me. That's great.

19. Sometimes, you have to stop and wait for your heart to calm down and think about all the good things in your life. Good morning!

20. What can inspire you, warm you and touch you is not inspirational quotations or chicken soup for the soul, but people who are better than you work harder than you. Good morning!

2 1. I hope your efforts will gradually precipitate, your goals will gradually become clear, and everything will gradually develop in a good direction. Good morning!

22. Catch up with the unknown, get rid of confusion, and still keep the constant temperature of growth. Good morning!

23. In the morning, the sound of nature awakens the sleeping soul. The sunshine filled the bed and put on warm clothes for you. Good morning!

24. Learn to live alone, no matter whether someone around you loves you or not. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love.

Turn your face to the sun and you won't see the shadow.

26. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!

27. If you have a hint, I will be brave.

You may not be the best person in this world, but when I fall in love with you, you are the only one in this world.

Static love story routine

I tell you, you need to know who you are.

What identity?

My current girlfriend status.

Why not later?

You will be my wife in the future.

-

I ask you why the world is sour and sweet.

Why?

It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.

-

What's your blood type?

O type

Wrong. You are my ideal type.

-

You watch your mouth.

why

Because I want to kiss as soon as I see it

-

Your words are poisonous.

Why?

Indulge in me

-

Your words are poisonous.

Why?

Indulge in me

-

I'm a loser!

Huh?

I just want to hang it on your tree!

-

Can I see you more in the future?

Why?

Because I want to be the woman behind you.

-

If your ex-girlfriend and girlfriend fall into the water

therefore

Can I be your girlfriend?

-

Do you smell something burning?

Don't!

I love your heart is burning!

-

Shall we each pay fifty cents?

All right!

So we can be together!

-

Are you a book?

Don't!

Then why do I want to sleep when I see you?

-

Do you like strawberries?

I like it!

Then let's plant strawberries!

-

Do you think I am handsome?

Not handsome/handsome

Do you think my future girlfriend looks good?

Look quite nice!

Why are you so narcissistic!

-

It seems to be raining outside. I have no umbrella. Do you know that?/You know what?

I didn't bring it either.

What?

I didn't bring it either.

How many times have you said that? I like it.

I didn't bring (butterflies) either.

-

Can you do magic?

Don't!

Really not?

Don't!

Then why did you become so beautiful?

-

Hey, why are you so strange today?

What's so strange about it?

It looks good.

Hey, let me ask you a question. Is your father's surname Fang?

Don't!

Where's your mother?

Not really!

That's strange, then why are you so handsome!

-

There is no end to pain, turn around.

afterwards

Then it was me!

-

Don't be so stubborn, if you are so stubborn again, I will hang you on Taobao!

Why?

Because you are a baby!