Both men and women like jokes.

Selected love jokes between men and women

1, you can't beat a woman.

One day, my girlfriend came to ask me: I fell into the water with your mother. Who will you save first?

I said contemptuously, why do you still ask such an old-fashioned question? If your father and I are caught whoring, you will be released on bail. Who will you save first?

Girlfriend thought for a moment and said, huh? If you go in because of this, how can I save you?

It's really strange for men to eat snacks. Ask if you want to eat, and always answer no.

But if you peel it off and put it in your mouth, you will definitely eat it.

Then ask, do you still want to eat?

The answer is never to eat. But if you put it in your mouth, you will still eat it. . .

3、? How to improve your girlfriend's IQ?

? When she doesn't like you, her IQ naturally goes up. ?

4、? Why does my boyfriend always feel that other boys are touching me?

? Men know men too well! ?

5、? What do men hate most about what women wear?

? Clothes. ?

6、? What's it like to be with someone who has no feelings?

? The feeling of going to work! ?

7. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

Honey, if your mother and I fall into the water, who will you save first?

Wife: Honey, if I fell into the water with your mother, who would you save first?

Husband: Of course I saved you.

Wife: Dear people are so touched, but why don't you save your mother first?

Husband: My mother was saved because the water level dropped when I saved you.

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