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How to respond to my husband's disgusting words?

How to respond to my husband's disgusting words?

How to respond to my husband's disgusting words? Two people can talk more disgusting love words, which can promote the feelings between two people, and women need to respond more. Let's see how to respond to my husband's disgusting words.

How can my husband reply when he says he is sick 1? Do girls have to say "I love you too" at this time?

Say I love you, too, and the other person doesn't feel anything. You can flirt with him like this:

Pig head (because sometimes his behavior is pig head) You know, I really love you.

I know there are others in your heart now, but I really don't care, because I only have you in my heart, as long as I can hear your voice every day.

But why can't you understand my heart? Can't you feel my warmth? It seems to warm your heart.

Do you know how I feel when you ignore me these days? I don't know how much you love me, but I really love you. Far more than your love for me!

Pig head, do you know how much I miss you? Every day, I just want to hear you say one word, even one word. I just want you to be happy, and I really don't care about the rest.

I'm not afraid of being a third party, nor of being scolded by her. Because I really love you, can you understand?

No matter where you are now, I am thinking of you. I love you very much.

Love, since ancient times, has always been the focus of attention. It is precisely because of the beauty of love that young love is very simple, and when a girl you like passes by, you will blush.

And adult men seem to have lost their patience. They will urgently need a result and want to have the determination to go to the end. Therefore, after they are emotional, they will definitely be tempted to do something for you to see, such as saying "disgusting" words to you.

We are all past the age when we blush and beat our hearts when we hear "disgusting words" Now we are more active in what is appropriate than what we like.

However, every woman's youth is precious, and we can't refuse to contact the opposite sex just because we don't trust men. Only in the best age can we experience the sweetness and pain of love, and we won't regret it in our later years.

How to respond to my husband's disgusting words? 2. My husband's favorite disgusting text message.

1, husband, husband, always work for the public. How many glasses of wine have I drunk, and I want to go home and relax! At least do it at will, my wife will miss you in minutes!

2. I miss you My acacia grows in the spring rain and dew, like a green vine winding around a tree, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.

3. How much love there is on the road, I am afraid only God knows; I think you should come earlier, too, a short message mood table; Loving you is a beautiful day, and I hope to grow old together; You are my real baby, and I want to be good to you all my life.

4. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

5. Missing is sentimental. Under the call of thousands of raindrops in Qian Qian, tears could not help flowing down. My heart will feel a knife-like pain in a "sudden" moment. Lost, always want to recover, but everything is too late, and what can be recovered has long lost its former meaning.

6. Is it wrong to know? Very uncomfortable. It's hard to understand the true meaning of love, and it's hard to cherish every minute. It's hard to say I'm too heartless. No wonder you are sad. I'm lucky to be alive, and it's hard to forget!

7, red and green, every year; Every minute counts. Love you every year, miss you every day, watch your minutes every hour, love you every minute, and say two words every second: love you!

8. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

9. Swing on the lake, without ropes; Meditate in peace, without the drive of paddles, this is the ship I miss! When the silent song flows in the air, the waves of love are pushing it deep into the dusk.

10, I really want to hug you tightly and let you feel my heart beating faster because I love you; I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you. I miss you very much!

1 1, when I miss you, I know I really care about you!

12, I miss you when I eat, I miss you when I go shopping, I miss you when I play computer, I miss you when I am in a daze, I miss you when I take the stairs, and I miss you when I wake up in my sleep, only to know that this unforgettable miss is even the most bitter, because it makes you have nowhere to hide.

13, honey, I love you! It's a pain to be unable to look at you all the time; I can't let you eat my lunch every day, which is a kind of helplessness; I hope I can be with you at night, let's hug and sleep!

14, a koala sleeps on a eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. I have been insisting on you, loving you and needing you all my life!

15, I want to say more than 10 million words, and my heart is full of affection. How to express a "love"? I just want to accompany you all my life, rain or shine.

16, thank the unit for giving me salary, thank my family for giving me warmth, and thank the sun for giving me warmth; Thank the moon for giving me sweetness. In fact, the person I am most grateful to is you, who gave me strength and gave me upward motivation.

17, because of love, I am reluctant to give love; Therefore, waiting is the waiting I can't bear to pay; These loves, these waits, are not your own in the end!

18, dear, I will never get tired of being your washing machine; As your credit card, I will never overdraw; Be your friend, I am the anti-fall type; As your husband, I will never change my mind.

19. A bird only sings once in its life. It sings the song of life on the thorns. A person loves only once in his life and can give up everything to die.

20. Time will never stop, I will always love you, and the days without you will be like years. I wish I could be by your side every day, or you could be by my side.

2 1, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around. Don't blame me, because there was no text message. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

22. New clothes will get old, and people will get old. Time goes by, but my love for you will last forever. Our vows will never change.

23, tender feelings, smart mind, hard work, beautiful face, tolerant attitude, constitute the perfect you. So I love you, just for granted!

24. Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, and loving you is an unforgettable one, so I will exchange my life for this feeling!

25, endless touch! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

26. It is rare to have a bosom lover in life. Whether now or in the distant future, we are all guarding each other's love today.

27. A greeting gives me all my heart and lifelong love. Bit by bit, memorable, a leaf is always related to love!

28. Husband, it's your birthday. I wish you just noon in your career, strong as a tiger, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like music, and happiness belongs to you!

29. Spring is "first love", summer is "passionate love", autumn is "yellow love" and winter is "crystal love". I can't bear to love you, you are the "duet" in my dream!

30. A day has passed, and I don't know whether you are worried or happy. If you are sad, put it away, if you are happy, go on. May you be happy every day, and you will have good health if you are happy! It's late at night, good night!

3 1, I love you, but I don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly! But I can be sure: I really love you!

32. Many words represent truth. A woman in love will always become wordy because, in front of love, her attitude is true. ..... a woman is enough to make men feel that the world is crowded.

33. The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of shooting stars is prayer, and the moment of missing is touching. I just want you to know that when you see this information, I sincerely wish you well!

34, a little candlelight shaking, confused my eyes, a little alcohol traction, drunk my kiss, a little food temperature, melted my heartbeat, a little smiling mouth, and collected my life and love.

35, it is you, let me appreciate the taste of missing; It is you who let me enjoy the intoxication of love. Your every move always makes my heart rise and fall. I am afraid that time will fly, and I won't have more time to love you. So, will you marry me?

36. The smell of mint is floating in the air, and the fresh breath is so wonderful. I just want your smile so that I can meet it every day. Of course, there are melodious melodies, so that I can imagine your tenderness in my heart at any time.

I want to tell the world that I'm here for you. No matter where you are, I can walk to your side. Give you a warm hug when you are sad. Give you a solid support when you are tired.

38, no money, live as wonderful; If you have no right, you can live as freely as you do; Live freely if you don't make a profit. If you are not strong, happiness will still come. Grasp happiness by yourself, simplicity is life, simple happiness is the true meaning of life, and happiness is simple living!

39. I miss planting buttonwood. The season of parting is flourishing. Every time I look up at the sky, there will always be a shadow to remind myself that it is painless to love and miss you. There is no difference in this life.

40) If you were a fish, I would like to become water and let you swim into my heart. If you were water, I would like to become a bowl and put you in my heart. If you were a bowl, I would like to become instant noodles and soak with you every day.

How to respond to my husband's disgusting words?

1. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you.

3. Is love swallowing or spitting? Sometimes I want to swallow you and never part. Sometimes I want to spit you out and set you free. It turns out that people can let go of their two loves, thoughts, pains and pleasures.

4, the sky is not old, I can't help it. The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it.

5. If you promise, the flowers under the bright moon in front of your bed, the prodigal son's home is at the end of the world, and the prodigal son's expectation is home. Walking on the road is a sweet lie, stay in your heart and sleep!

6. Write your name on the palm of your hand. I miss it when I open it, and I am happy when I hold it. In this way, hand in hand to give you a lifetime of tenderness; Just like this, shoulder to shoulder gives you a lifetime of happiness!

7. Love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, it is the expectation of the morning ... How are you, lover?

8. I didn't realize until I was injured that happiness came and went quickly.

9. I am engraved on my left hand and you are written on my right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite and our hearts are in harmony, everyone will see-I love you!

10, you left, with all my love, just a farewell. I looked at your back with tears in my eyes and wanted to hug you for the last time and say "I love you" to you again.

1 1. Happiness is my slippers. You wear it, sweep the floor and mop the floor together. Happiness is tacit, small beds are warm together, happiness is frozen together and huddled together, and four small hands are clenched together. Happiness is to let go of all fetters and wander together. Happiness is that simple.

12, buy a popsicle to cool off in hot summer; 100 yuan romance, I can buy a copy of Kanto to warm your palm on a cold night; Romantic 1000 yuan, I can go shopping with you to buy clothes you like; 10000 yuan romance, I can buy you a mobile phone, so that we can have a happy voice and stereo.

13, now it seems that I am standing at an awkward intersection. What I lost was the joy of bluffing, and what I didn't gain was the calmness of washing and practicing.

14, a promise of love, waiting for a heart all my life, warm greetings every day, longing for you forever, I miss you, waiting for your reply, and I hope my existence will make you happier!

15. Every time I miss you, Rainbow will open her mouth with a smile. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars are waiting for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature and sweet in heart!

16, alone in the cold window, the autumn wind is also sad; When I see you again, it is out of reach; When the wind stops and the autumn night stays awake, who will pity you in your sleep? Qiu Lai left the flowers and leaves, but you are still in my heart!

17, the cloud also went with the wind and hid at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, and I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart.

18, don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have already got; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost is left to memory. When you are tired, put your heart on the shore; Don't regret if you choose; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied, only when you are hurt can you enjoy life, and only when you are hurt can you understand how strong you are. There is always a windy morning, there is always a gorgeous dusk, and there is always a meteor night; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, it is a beautiful day to be suddenly enlightened. ...

19, "I don't want to last forever, but I want to have it once." Now I deeply feel the pain and helplessness of the person who said this sentence. This life is really hard to find.

20. Everyone has a jar. Pretend that your lover is sad. The bigger the jar, the more sadness it contains, and the happier the person you love. God dreamed that my jar was the biggest, because I suffered all your sorrows!

2 1, this thing, feelings, knows it will hurt, but some people still insist on trying.

22, love a person, is to let a person who doesn't know love deeply understand the meaning of love and being loved. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

23. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

24, sweet Tanabata, happy together, with you, no complaints for life. Roses reveal Fang Fei, messages convey the message of love, and Tanabata loves eternity.

25, I love you, thank you for giving me happiness, I love you to the old age, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

26. For many years, you have been living in seclusion in my wound. I let go of heaven and earth, but I never let go of you. You can say goodbye to all the water in Qian Shan for the rest of your life.

In this world, no one deserves my tears, because the one who deserves them won't make me cry.

28. Once love is satisfied, the charm of others disappears.

29. Love is not necessarily sweet talk, but it must be intimate; It may not be inseparable, but it must never leave; We can never leave, but we must cherish each other. Falling in love with you is the only thing in my life.

30. Pour a glass of red wine and get drunk for you; Dress up in red and be beautiful for you; Light a red candle and shed tears for you; All the way to the world of mortals, whatever.

3 1, I saw you in a casual look back. I fell in love with you at first sight Since then, you often appear in my dreams, and I know I'm hopeless. Only your smile can warm my heart.

32. If they had appeared earlier, they might not have held on to another person's finger. Or meet a little later, until two people slowly learn tolerance, understanding, kindness and compromise in their respective love experiences. Maybe when we come together, we won't give up so easily, turn around willfully and let go of love. Neither earlier nor later, that is a rare fate.

33. I wish you were a star. When you fall asleep, your dream will be beautiful. May you be a shell and be strong when you are wronged. But, dear, I won't let you be wronged, because your injury can't be found in my dictionary.

34. I have a deep affection for you, and I hope you will make eyes at me; Deep affection for you, lemon, waiting for you in the starry night; I love you, please face the Milky Way. I have a crush on you and invite you to talk under the moon!

35. I know that in your heart, I am nothing, but in my heart, you are like that night, the moon with stars is the most beautiful, and I am the star, always accompanying you!

36. Romance is holding you gently in your arms and sitting by the fire on a day when the cold wind is howling and snowflakes are flying. Even if you don't say a word, it seems that you have said a lot. Let the warm fire jump out of the reddest posture in each other's eyes.

37. There are two lights in the window of memory, which are your affectionate eyes; Your talking eyes say to me: the night of missing is about to pass, please welcome the dawn of gathering. Looking forward to meeting your beloved!

38. A gentle greeting is honey, which makes you sweet; Deep blessing is light, shining on you forever; I am worried about the rainbow, waiting for you; A gentle care is water, which will accompany you in the spring and autumn. May you be happy every day.

39. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

40. Fate makes love possible. Love is an unexpected encounter.

4 1, the sun says that love is red, full of passion and fiery; The sea says that love is blue, full of romance and warmth; But as I said, love is the colorful colors we paint with the brushes in our hands!

42. Your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth cares for you, your friends are loyal to you, and the star of luck shines on you forever. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you.

43. After breaking up, we can't be friends because we hurt each other, and we can't be enemies because we love each other deeply, so we can only be the most familiar strangers.

44. Your promise is like a star, so much, but I will never get it!

45. A sincere heart has fallen in love with you and will never change its mind! A spoony heart can't see you, only sad! A piece of Dan Xin, miss day and night, ten thousand arrows pierce the heart! Qixi Bridge, soul mate, eternal love! One side is crazy, the other side is hot, and the other side loves it. Give it to Tanabata!

46. Love is precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have. Only when you are lost can you see the non-mainstream classic love stories. In fact, the most familiar is the most precious.

47. You are the wind, I am the sand, and the wind and sand depend on each other; You are the moon and I am the sun, and the sun, moon and stars are always suitable; You are a candle, I am a moth, and I am willing to burn in the flame, because you deserve it!

I can't hold your hand, but I feel your tenderness. I can't see your face, but I can remember your smile. I want to see you, but I often dream. I want to say I love you, but only in my heart! At this moment, I really miss you.

49. Your happiness, my sweetness, your melancholy and my sadness. Although I am not everything to you, I hope it will always be you. You know, I've been thinking about you on Tanabata.

50. The sun sets early to go home and give the moon a halo; Birds return home early in order to go home and make a sound to the mountains; And my heart, I also went home early, in order to meet you in my dream early!

5 1, the whole world can ignore me, except you.

I don't know why, but I recently got a strange disease. I will miss you when I walk, eat, work, read and sleep. Do you think I like you?

53. Night crept upstairs, and the gentle moonlight spilled all over the floor. Love words in dreams are as lotus as jade! Melancholy tears condensed in red and blue! It is joy, crystal, yearning and blessing. Honey. Open your smile and face our future bravely! This is the most beautiful love story in my heart. I use tears to make a river, and I return your affection with a smile.

54. Wife, if there is an afterlife, we will be lingering with me in flight. We will work together during the day and cook together at night. When cooking, you put vinegar and I put salt!

55, a glass of good wine, only two people taste the most delicious! In a relationship, only two people know each other best! A bosom friend, only two people are most connected! Lifelong friendship, only two people cherish the hardest to find!

56. The expression of love is to show the other person your heart and see the love, warmth, concern and trembling in that heart. For ordinary people, this kind of heart-to-heart communication is best carried out in a simple, implicit and long way, which is more in line with our simple, implicit and long life.

57. I love your appearance, and I love your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I want happiness to be with you. As long as you are happy, I am satisfied.

58. In the face of love, it is not that we control love, but that love can control us. Only by adapting to love and cherishing each other can happiness last longer. If you simply love each other and go your own way, love will still be hidden in your own hands sooner or later.

59. In this game of chasing and chasing, you are chasing when I am running, and you are really running when I am chasing. Maybe sometimes life is like this. Excessive belief in eternity, naive belief in how pure love can be constructed by a blank sheet of paper.

60. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee until it was cold, and then I knew I was thinking of you again. How can you understand my expectations!