Talk about the funny phrases of Tanabata.

1, we used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

2, others fall in love by looks, by routines, by spending money! And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

3. The name of a single man is single dog, and the name of a single woman is Goubuli.

4. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end your single life, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts.

6. A person suddenly contacts you. Normally, he is looking for a spare tire; It's normal to suddenly stop contacting you. You are just a spare tire. I contacted you again one day, which is quite normal. You are a good spare tire, and then I will not contact you, which is normal. There is a better spare tire than you! I really underestimated you.

7. I feel dizzy now. The doctor said I had hypoglycemia. Say something sweet.

Looking at your back, I thought you could charm thousands of troops. I really underestimated you when you turned around. You are fully capable of scaring millions of heroes.

9, everyone says I have a bad temper! I'm kidding. I am good-looking and good-tempered. That's not bad.

10. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

1 1, those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called fools! It is true that ugly people play pranks, because being good-looking and unreasonable is called coquetry.