20 18 selected tape of May Day holiday blessing SMS

20 18 may day holiday blessing SMS with pictures

May Day Golden Week! Value-for-money luxury tour, tractor pick-up, mountain climbing tour of Beijiang River, taro digging, sweet potato eating and chicken shit picking! It only costs ten yuan to enter the five-star cowshed (hotel)! Sign up quickly!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy International Labor Day

Send you May Day Eight Rings: Seven commandments after meals: First, stop smoking, second, stop eating fruit immediately, third, relax your belt, drink tea immediately under temptation, fifth, walk, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

No matter the ends of the earth, I will follow you closely; No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you. I want to shout out a sentence to let the world know: Happy Labor Day! -There are four more words. You are welcome!

Long time no see, I miss this long May Day holiday very much. I often remember the years of coexistence, and find some time, make an appointment, bring my blessing and have a very experience!

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends get together, the more real it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. I wish you a happy May Day and a good mood forever!

One-day family tour on May Day, shuttle bus, activities including cleaning oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, and bringing lunch for 2 10 people, so sign up as soon as possible.

Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and environmentally friendly beauty tonic in the world, and there are no side effects such as sadness and troubles. Come to my house to apply beauty supplements on May Day!

Dear, the housework you do day and night finally makes me feel guilty. In order to continue to enjoy your "service" in the future, I have to make a painful decision: this holiday is at your disposal.

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, wearing a plaid shirt and walking slowly, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I want to know how you beat rabbits in those years.

May Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? That is, K gives you lessons, T kicks your legs, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

It is late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may be asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you … Happy May Day …

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, and my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy International Labor Day

Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin is pink and your face is tender and soft, it means you are healthy. Ok, that's all for our lecture on pig raising.

According to the Mayday Special Law, you are sentenced to a happy life imprisonment, deprived of the right to be depressed for life, and all loneliness and troubles are confiscated. This is the final judgment, and you have no right to appeal. Execute immediately!

You are a book, I am a bag, you are a mouse, I am a cat, you are wood, I am glue, you are pork and I am a knife. We have a good relationship. You can pay for dinner on May Day. Happy holidays!

My mother said that I usually don't work, but I just serve at home on Labor Day, so ...

There is a sentence I have always wanted to say to you: thank you for your love, so that I will never be lonely again!

Although today is Labor Day, we should pay more attention to rest and protection.

Stay healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

God created everything in the universe in seven days, and Labor Day has seven days off. Can we create a strange fate in the world?

Dad: This is my message. Drink less when eating. Advertising words: "Do you want to be it or liver?" Happy Labor Day! Drop in when you are free on May Day. We all miss you very much.

Labor (husband), I hope you will clean my room on Labor Day, take good exercise and often buy me breakfast. Hey, today is a holiday. Where will we be happy?

I wish you a happy May Day: pursue a true love, find a close friend, realize a dream, care for a family and treat me to a big meal.

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that the bacteria were infected on May Day because you confirmed this message. Now bacteria are striding through your body.

I wish you a happy May Day: double your bonus, further develop your career, be more popular, be healthier and have more beautiful women around you.

I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: the pig was actually reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

The new telecom function test on May 1 ST Labor Day is free this month. Please press any number key to test your IQ ... After the test, your IQ is zero.

Glorious labor! It's shameful not to work! Let's all go to work first. I'll come later.

I heard that you have a heavy burden on your shoulders and stay up all night. I wish you a happy May Day …

I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden melon and kiss your melon. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, call you a melon, and call you a fool.

Usually busy with work, taking advantage of May Day shopping spree. Come back empty-handed, never mistake one for another!

You are a book, I am a bag, you are a mouse, I am a cat, you are wood, I am glue, you are pork and I am a knife. We have a good relationship. You can pay for dinner on May Day. Happy holidays!

I wish you Mayday: when you play cards, your luck can't stop, leopards and golden flowers will give you a handle, others will stare at your smiling face, and others will pay for you.

During May Day, all ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

Great working people, I wish you a happy mood, happy holidays, work more, create a better life, pay attention to your health, and never create human beings!

Embark on the journey, peace and harmony; Just talk nonsense, relaxed and happy; Do some entertainment activities and touch yourself with great happiness; I have to work to get home safely. Happy Labor Day!

Although you and I can't get together, my thoughts and blessings are with you every step of the way. Honey, take care!

As a stranger, I miss my relatives twice every holiday. Best wishes from distant relatives. May you be safe and happy.

God created everything in the universe in seven days, and Labor Day has seven days off. Can we create a strange fate in the world?

Celebrate Labor Day and welcome Red May. I love May Day and wish you a happy holiday!

Celebrate Labor Day and welcome Red May.

Hard-working people Without you, our world will be lonely and dark I sincerely say happy holidays!

Honey, you used to say that I wouldn't play with you. This holiday, no matter where you go, I will accompany you, so you can arrange your trip!

Although today

Today is Labor Day, but we should also pay attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

Today is International Labor Day. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!

If you're going to give a street performance, I'm absolutely happy to go with you. I can even sing karaoke directly.

Holidays come every year, but do you want a unique holiday that can leave you with good memories? Come on, action is better than action. Do it now. Let's leave now.

I haven't heard from you for days. Are you all right now? Can you reply to the message? I wish you happiness.

Hi! My friend, don't be numb in labor, let the labor process really become a kind of happiness! Come on, come on. Let's take a look together.

Workaholic, have a rest on May Day, take your girlfriend with you, and don't always stay indoors. I hope you have a good holiday!

I am willing to share the trouble of work for you! Don't think too much, okay? At least you still have me!

Thank you for your support of my work. On the occasion of Labor Day, I would like to extend my heartfelt wishes to you and wish you and your family a happy holiday.