Ask for funny and classic birthday greetings

Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

2, I wish you: I am lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea, and my life is longer than that of Nanshan Stone.

3, send you a bowl of noodles, not salty or light. Eating it can live longer and make you happy enough. Good luck comes every day, and health lasts forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pine and cypress, and always soak in the spring breeze!

4. Are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

Please give your mobile phone to the person you love: May the sun and the moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings become the source of your happiness. ...

6. Happy birthday! I want to send you a% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving.

7. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

8. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone, I give you my first blessing today.

9. May all happiness accompany you, with your head raised in spring and your head bowed in autumn; May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting! Happy birthday!

10, you are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. After reading the text message, you are a honeydew melon! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

1 1, may all happiness, all happiness and all good luck surround you forever! Happy birthday!

12. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

13, since you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although I can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.

14, the longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends get together, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

15. Sunshine will put on your mature coat, and moonlight will add to your charm. On your birthday, may the blessings of your friends be integrated into your happiness.

16, the sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and keep smiling every day.

17. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

18, birthday girl, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can be fulfilled.

19, there are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday!

20. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor. ...........................................................................................................................................