What kind of jokes are suitable for couples to make on April Fool's Day?

1. They say pigs are lazy, but I don’t think so. At least now, I find a pig reading text messages.

2. Your saliva has been drooling for a long time. Can you please stop it? It’s all at my feet!

3. I want to tell you a secret:?. Today is April Fool's Day, I'm sorry, you were fooled.

4. I hate you so much, I love you so much, why did you leave me? It was all because of my fault that I accidentally lost you - my dearest money.

5. I am willing to stay by your side all my life, being your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as April 1st, the first thing I think of is you. Who said today is your holiday!

7. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! I know you! Such an insult! I am so sorry for the pig!

8. I said: You are a pig. It is strange that you said: I am a pig. From now on it would be weird for me to call you a pig. One day you finally couldn't help it anymore and shouted: I'm not a pig.

9. Red and sweet is a watermelon, eloquent is a courgette, croaking is a frog, and those who read information are fools. He who just cannot speak is a mute!