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Greet girls in the morning

Greet girls in the morning

Guide: Do you know what greetings are suitable for girls in the morning? The following is a complete greeting book carefully arranged by me for you to send to girls in the morning. Welcome to read!

Greet girls in the morning (selected articles) 1. Life is beautiful because of meeting, friends are affectionate because of helping each other, and lovers love each other because of knowing each other. May those who love you love you more, and those you love know you better! I wish you a happy day.

I shouldn't have been so close to you at the beginning, but I can't adapt to our sudden distance now. I shouldn't be with you forever, so now I'm sad. Although you have disappeared from me, I always think of you inadvertently. Did you have a good time? Did you eat well? Did you sleep well? Have you ever thought of me at some point? If you weren't too noisy, how could I give such a lovely puppy away?

The first thing to do when you get up every morning is to squeeze some white things on your chest and then put them in your mouth to taste. Only in this way will I be refreshed all day ... thanks to my black sister toothpaste!

4. Are you avoiding me? Or is there no chance between you and me? I miss you every day, and I won't stop until I find you! You let me have you, even for a year! Honey ... five million lottery tickets! 22。 What is Gio? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is cleverness? Blow it! What is a friend? You! Then who is the cutest? Me! What is happiness? Send messages to harass you!

I was chatting with my friend just now. I quarreled with them and almost started a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. Too much ... you look like a pig.

6. Friend, do you believe in heaven? I believe there is, because when I know you are reading my message, I feel like I am in heaven! Your existence is my greatest happiness!

7. "The foot of my bed is shining so brightly"-take off your clothes; "The foot of my bed is shining so brightly"-put on your pants first; "the bright line at the foot of my bed"-it's time for you to take medicine; "The foot of my bed is shining so brightly"-it's a pity that you don't have any bird hair; "There is such a bright line at the foot of my bed"-Li Bai slept soundly. ...

8, elegant people, look back and you will know; Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps; Kind people can see it when they smile; Excellent people, it depends on you! I wish you a good mood every day!

9. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

Greet girls in the morning (latest) 1. When the coolness is accompanied by autumn rain, when the yellow leaves depend on the morning dew, when Leng Yue shines in the sun, and when the geese return to the south, my blessing comes with warm information. It's cold, please remember to add clothes! 9。 A gentle greeting, into all my blessings, a faint blessing, poured into my infinite sincerity, and a short message quietly filled the screen! I sincerely wish you happiness forever!

2. Listen! I want to chase you! It is you that I have been looking for! I won't miss the opportunity again this time! I must catch up with you ... dead cockroach, I'll step on you if I catch up with you!

The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and peppers are really hot. I don't regret knowing you. Baby, I am very happy with you. I wish you a happy new year and smile from ear to ear every day!

4. "Hello, I am the staff of X Post Office. There is a package for you, which contains goods. The Municipal Public Security Bureau has started an investigation. You can contact this policeman at once. His telephone number is * * * * * "

The wolf caught the lazy sheep and let it go instead of eating it. Do you know why? I tell you, lazy sheep is thinking, thinking.

It's really cold these two days. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze-as the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I've put on autumn clothes and trousers, so buy a mask quickly! A text message to amuse your girlfriend.

7. Whether you look at it or not, your thoughts are there; Whether you dream or not, I still miss you; Whether I wait or not, your message must be sent to my mobile phone; I will reply, but I won't reply. You must appear in my life this weekend, because I really can't live without you-my salary!

8. After my wife and I divorced, we married someone else. Yesterday was the first time I saw her after my divorce. I can't help touching her ass. She asked, "Why, don't you forget my old love?" I smiled shyly and replied, "No, I just like touching other people's wives."

9. After I cleaned the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading a short message and wish that person peace and happiness forever. It's the new year, baby. Happy New Year!

10, looking back 500 times in my last life, just to get a pass in this life. We didn't know that we turned back tens of thousands of times in our last life and became friends in this life! If you cherish this friendship, please treat me to a meal to show your gratitude!

1 1, wife: love you! Happy new year! Thank you for your efforts for another year! I wish you good luck in your work in the new year! Good health! Keep trying! Thank you:)

12, everything in life is not calculated, but felt; I didn't ask for it, I fixed it. Seeking is only the hope of results, practicing is karma, and feeling is wishful thinking. I don't plan you. I am very grateful to you. I'm grateful to you for being recruited many times and throwing yourself at me. You are my pistachio. Whether I am happy or not. When I have something to do, I always miss you in Doby.

13, good afternoon! There are two people who want to meet you today I thought they were both fine, so I gave them your mobile phone number. They will come to see you later. Please try to receive them! Please remember their names, which are happiness and happiness. Looking forward to a warm reception.

14, buddies have dinner, we eat hot pot together, we get some beer, and suddenly someone asks, does anyone drink white? We all shook our heads, and he said, don't you all drink white? Then I'll drink it. Everyone silently cast an admiring look, and then he said to the boss: a bottle of nutrition express. ...

15, I saw a penny on the side of the road and was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Fuck him, who threw up so roundly? Classic text messages to tease your girlfriend.

16, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright! Did you laugh? It's another year, and I say to you affectionately, Happy New Year, dear!

17, I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof.

18, especially love beauty? It's cold, right? You don't like dressing like a bear, do you? Do you feel particularly wronged? And the result? Is it messy in the wind? A runny nose? You said you'd rather wear less clothes for grace. I say you should be moderate or take care of yourself. Don't live up to your friend's reminder. It's very cold. Add some temperature and take care of yourself. I will ignore you if I have a cold ~

19, Warning: Your mobile phone has undergone drastic internal changes due to overload and is about to explode. After reading this tip, please leave it in the empty space immediately. ...

20. It's over. I almost missed you. My eyes turned blue in the middle of the night, I forgot to give money when I bought something, and pork vermicelli was no longer greedy. It is hard for me to think of 1+ 1=3. Zhao Benshan when Sun Nan, I cry RMB when dollars!

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