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The 70th original of Water Margin.

In the seventieth time of the Water Margin, the stone tablet in Zhongyitang was frightened by the hero of the astronomical Water Margin.

Words Song Gongming a dozen dongping, two dozen dongchang, back to the thatched cottage, counted the size of the leader, * * * there are one hundred single eight members, he was overjoyed. So he said to his brothers, "Since Song Jiang made trouble up the mountain in Jiangzhou, he has relied on the heroic support of all his brothers and made me the head. Today, * * * has gathered 108 leaders, and his heart is very happy. Since the death of Classical's brother, the slander came back, and nothing happened. Today, 180 people gathered in front of them, which is really rare throughout the ages. Once upon a time, swords were everywhere, killing creatures, and I was grateful. I wanted to build a huge treasure in my heart and repay the kindness of the gods of heaven and earth at an early date. One is to pray for the physical and mental health of all my brothers; Second, I only hope that the court will show mercy as soon as possible and forgive the great sin of going against heaven. Everyone should try their best to die, be loyal to the country and die; Third, I recommend that Tianwang be born prematurely, live forever, and meet again. He can travel through death, evil death, fire and drowning, and all innocent victims should be kind. I wonder what your brothers think about this? "

All the leaders praised: "This is a good result, and my brother's opinion is not bad." Wu Yong said, "Please ask Gongsun Sheng to tidy up first, and then take care of the funeral. But when people went down the mountain, they invited Taoist priests from four places and brought funeral utensils to the village. They still let people buy all kinds of incense sticks, paper horses, flowers, sacrificial ceremonies, vegetarian dishes, clean dishes and so on.

After careful consideration, I chose April 15 as the starting point and spent seven days and nights doing good deeds. As time approached, four long poems hung in front of the loyalty hall. There is a three-story platform tied to the hall, and there is an icon with seven treasures and three nets in the hall. Set up two classes, twenty-eight nights and twelve palaces, and all the officials were really killed. Outside the temple, there are still prisons such as Cui, Lu, Deng and Dou Shen.

It's an enigmatic day. The weather is fine and the moon is fine. Song Jiang and Lu Junyi were the leaders, and Wu Yong and other leaders made the second incense. Gongsun Sheng made great achievements, taking charge of fasting and issuing all documents. With forty-eight Taoist priests, he went to court three times a day until the seventh day: Song Jiang demanded a heavenly punishment and specially taught Gongsun Sheng to worship celadon three times a day, winning the reputation of the Emperor of Heaven.

However, on the seventh day, at midnight, Gongsun Sheng was on the first floor of the virtual imperial altar, the Taoist priest was on the second floor, the leaders such as Song Jiang were on the third floor, and the little leaders and philosophers were under the altar. They all begged for God's punishment.

In the middle of the night, I heard a voice in the sky, like tears, which was the Tianmen in the northwest. When you look at it, the gold plate is upright, with two sharp ends and a wide middle, also known as "Tianmen Kai" and "Tian Yankai". It's flickering inside, and it's foggy. A fire rolled out from the middle, like a chain, and rolled down the virtual imperial altar. The altar of fire rolled once and entered the underground due south.

At this time, the eyes closed and the monks went down to the altar. Song Jiang immediately asked someone to shovel an iron hoe, dig up the soil, and follow the fire. Less than three feet underground, I saw a stone tablet with gobbledygook written on both sides of the front.

At present, Song Jiang and Enlightenment are scattered and unremarkable, all of which are supplemented by Taoist gold and silk. Just now, I took the stone tablet. When I read it, it was the seal of Long Zhangfeng and the book of tadpoles, and no one knew it. One of the Taoist priests, He, said mysteriously to Song Jiang, "The ancestors of the little Taoist priest left a book that can distinguish the heavenly books."

Sung river listened to the big. He hurriedly took the stone tablet and showed it to He Daochang for a long time. He said, "This stone is engraved with the name of a righteous man. On one side of the head is the word "for heaven" and on the other side is the word "both loyalty and righteousness". There are two stars on it, but here is the title. If you can't see the responsibility, you will declare it from the beginning. "

Song Jiangdao: "Fortunately, Gao Shi's fingers are fascinated, and the fate is not shallow. If I am taught, I will feel great virtue. I'm afraid of heaven. If you see responsibility, please don't hide. I hope to dissect my soul as much as possible. "

Sung river called the scholar Xiaorang and copied it on yellow paper. Taoist He said, "The first 36 lines of heavenly books are the highest stars; There are seventy-two lines of gobbledygook behind, all of which are earthly stars. The names of all righteous people are marked below. " After reading it for a long time, I taught Xiaorang to copy the manuscript from beginning to end. In front of the stone tablet, I wrote 36 books on Water Margin and the highest day star:

Tian Kuixing Hu Songjiang highest day star Yu Qilin Lu Junyi.

Wu Yongtian idle star into Yunlong Gongsun Sheng.

Tian Yong Daxing Taoist Temple Shengtian Xiong Xing Steamed Bun Head Linchong

Meng Tian star Lei Yu Qin Ming Tianweixing Shuang Bian Hu Yanzhuo

Tian Xiaoli Tian Rong Gui Xing Feng Chai Jin

Tianfu Xingpu Tian Li Yingtian Manxing Meihua Beard Princess Tong

Xinghua monk Lu xing xing xing zhe gu Tian

Tian's double gun will be Dong Ping. Tian Jiexing has no arrow, Zhang Qing.

Dark Star Blue Beast Yang Zhitian Youxing Gold Gunner Xu Ning

Starry Sky Deep-water Bomb Suo Chao Starry Sky Speed Star Shen Xing Taibao Dai Zong

Liu Tang, celestial redhead, celestial killer, black whirlwind, Li Kui jy.

Tianwei Star Wine Shi Wenlong Jin Tianji Star didn't shield Mu Hong.

Lei Heng Tianshouxing mixed with the dragon general Li Jun.

Tianjianxing is too old. Ruan Xiaoer Tianping Xing Zhang Heng was angry.

The evil star is short-lived, Jiro is in Ruan Xiaowu, the evil star is in the waves, and Zhang Shun is white.

Ruan Tianlong xingbing suo

Tian Huixing desperately saburo Shi Xiu Tian Baoxing two-headed snake Jie Zhen

Crying star double-tailed scorpion Xie Baotianqiao star prodigal son Yan Qing

Seventy-two member books on Shijie's back:

Huang Xin, Sanshan, Dishaxing Town, Zhu Wu, the military strategist of Queiroz.

Di Yongxing Disease Wei Chi Sun Li Ma Xuanzan, Chou Xing County, Di Jie

Xiong Xing Hao Di Wei Xing General Han Tao

General Di Yingxing Tianmu Peng Diqi General Xing Shuisheng Shan Ting

Earth-shattering general Wei Dingguo and earth-shattering sage scholar Xiao Rang.

Earth Star, Iron Face, Kongmu, Peixuan, Bixing, Moyun, Golden Wing, Ou Peng.

Earth star Huo Yan's sister-in-law Deng Feidi's strong star Jin Maohu Yan Shun.

Dark star, leopard, poplar, axis star, lightning and thunder.

Earth God Operator Jiang Jing Dizuoxing Xiao Hou Wen Lu Fang

Di Youxing Sai Ren Guiguo Sheng Di Ling Xing Shen Yi An Daoquan

Zombie star Qi Huzi Bo Huangfu Duan MSI Dwarf Tiger Wang Ying

Saturn, Zhang Qinghu, Sanniang, Earth Blasting Star, Sangmen God, Baoxu.

Diming Star, Devil on Earth, Fan Rui, Diming Star, Kong Ming.

Zephyr alone Mars Kong Liang Zephyr Eight Arms Nezha Xiang Chong

Jin Dajian, a jade arm craftsman of Li Gunqiao Xing, is a flying sage in heaven and earth.

Earth star, iron flute, horse earth star, out of the hole, Jiaotongwei

The earth retreats to the stars, the river flies, and the son suddenly fills the stars with jade and sticks to Meng Kang.

Sui and Xing built the monkey with the same arm, and Zhou Xing built Chen Huda.

Hidden star white snake Yang Chundi alien white-faced husband Zheng Tianshou

Geological star Tao Dijun, a nine-tailed turtle, is livid.

Le Di Xingtie Jiaolezi and Di Jie Xinghua Hu Xiang Public Network

The earth's speed star is a small piece of wood.

Cao Zheng, the ghost of the Earth Star, is King Kong Song Wan in the Earth Star Cloud.

Demon stars touch the sky, Du Qian, and Xue Yong, the blade of Youxing disease.

Voldemort, Jin Yanbiao, Kindness, Secret Star, Fighting Tiger, Jong Li.

Ground-to-air star overlord Zhou Tong Earth lone star leopard Tang Long

Earth star grimace Du Xing Earth short star out Zou Yuan, Lin Long

Corner star, one-horned dragon, Zou Run earth star, dry land, Zhu Gui.

Earth star smiling tiger Zhu Fu horizon star iron arm Cai Fu

Cai Qing, a flower-damaged star on the earth, urged referee Li Li.

The blue-eyed tiger Li Yundi, the star of the earth, has no face and is charming.

General Shi Yong, the ugly star, counted the stars Xiao Weichi and Sun Xin.

Gu Dasao dixing vegetable garden

Earth strong star, hag, Sun Erniang, Earth evil star, Wang.

Earth-shattering star Yu Baosi, Bai Sheng the Day Mouse.

When the flea was on the drum, the thief moved to retriever section of Golden Hair.

At that time, Taoist He appraised the gobbledygook and taught Xiaorang to write. After reading it, everyone was amazed. Song Jiang and his generals said, "The little official went to Ying Xing, and there were many brothers. They turned out to be temporary people. God shows that they should be just. Now that they have counted enough, they have sorted out the order, and the leaders are in their positions, so they will no longer argue. " Everyone is irreversible. Song Jiang rewarded Taoist He with fifty taels of gold. The rest of the monks collected the money and scattered down the mountain.

Not to mention the Taoist priests, they all went home. Let's say that Song Jiang and his military advisers Wu and Zhu Wu had planned for a long time: there should be a plaque in the class and the word "Loyalty Hall" in the big book. The broken golden pavilion was also replaced by a big plaque. There's Sandao Pass ahead. There is a yan zhen behind the Loyalty Hall. There is a main hall on the top, and there are two rooms: the main hall for support and the tomb of the king facing the sky; In the East Wing, Song Jiang, Wu Yong, Lv Fang and Guo Sheng; West Hall, Lu Junyi, Gongsun Sheng, Kongming and Kong Liang.

Zhu Wu, Huang Xin, Sun Li, Xiao Rang and Pei Xuan are on the second slope of the Water Margin. Room on the right: General Manager Dai, Yan Qing, An Daoquan and Huangfu Duan. On the left of Zhongyitang: in charge of the collection and release of money and grain, Chai Jin, Mars, Jiang Jing and Ling Zhen; On the right: Hua Rong, Fan Rui, Xiang Chong, Li Gungun. Qian Shan South Road is the first pass, with Jie Zhen and Jebel guarding it; The second level, Lu, and Shouguan; The third level is guarded by Zhu Tong and Lei Heng; Dongshan Pass, guarded by Shi Jin and Liu Tang; When Xishan was closed, Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu kept it; As soon as Beishan passes, Mu Hong and Li Kui jy will hold the fort.

In addition to the six customs, there are eight villages: Sihan Village and Sishui Village. Zhengnan Dry Village: Qin Ming, Suochao, Ou Peng, Deng Fei; Zhengdonggan Village: Guan Sheng, Xu Ning, Xuanzan, Hao; Zhengxigan Village: Linchong, Dong Ping, Shanting and Wei Dingguo; Zhengbeigan Village: Hu, Yang Zhi, Han Tao, Peng. Southeast water towns: Li Jun, Ruan Xiaoer; Southwest water towns: Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun; Northeast water towns: Ruan Xiaowu, Tong Wei; Northwest water town: Ruan,

The rest have their own deacons. Establish new standards and other projects. An apricot yellow flag was erected on the top of the mountain, which read "Doing Heaven for Heaven". There are two embroidered red flags hanging in front of Zhongyi Hall, one with the book "Shandong Tiger Baoyi" and the other with the book "Hebei Jade Kirin". The peripheral dragons, Flying Tiger Banner, flying bear, Flying Leopard Banner, Qinglong, Baihu Banner, Suzaku and Xuanwu. In addition to China's military equipment, there are four flags, namely, the five-sided flag, the three-talented nine-Yao flag, the twenty-eighth night flag, the sixty-four hexagrams flag, the nine-palace eight-diagram flag, and the 124-town flag, all made by Hou Jian. Jin Dajian forged military symbols and sealed letters.

Everything is done. Choose a good day, kill cattle and horses, and sacrifice to the gods of heaven and earth. Hang up the "Loyalty Hall" and "Breaking the Golden Pavilion" and set up the apricot yellow flag of "Doing Heaven for Heaven".

On the same day, Song Jiang gave a banquet, personally held a military symbol and sealed it, and issued an order: All brothers, big and small, should properly abide by their own affairs, and they should not violate their mistakes and hurt their loyalty. Those who violate for some reason will be ruled by the army and will never be easily forgiven.

Plan to open:

The commander in chief is two leaders: Hu, Song Jiang, Yu Qilin and Lu Junyi.

There are two confidential military advisers, Zhi Duo Xing Wu Yong and Un-yong Kim Gongsun Sheng. He also advised the military leader and strategist Zhu Wu.

Two leaders in charge of money and grain: Chai Jin, a whirlwind, and Mars, an eagle.

Five generals of Ma Jun: broadsword Guan Sheng, leopard head Lin Chong, thunderbolt fire Qin Ming, Hu, and two-gun general Dong Ping.

In ancient times, there were eight generals and vanguard Ma Jun: Li, Xu Ning, Golden Gunner, Yang Zhi, Deep Water Bomb, Bearded Zhu Tong, Shi Jin, Nine Dragons and.

Xiao Biao, the general of Ma Jun, is also the leader of the distant whistle: Huang Xin of Zhensanshan, Sun Li of Sick Weichi, Ma Xuanzan of Ugly County, Hao, Han Tao of Yum! General, Peng of Tianmu, Shan Ting of General, Wei Dingguo of Shenhuo, Ou Peng of Moyun Golden Wing, Deng Fei of Huoyan, Yan Shun of Jin Maohu, Tiedi Fairy, Sword Tiger, and Baihua.

Ten people marched: monk Lu, Monkey, Liu Tang with red hair, Lei Heng with wing tiger, jy with black whirlwind, Yan Qing the prodigal son, Guan Suo, Shi Xiu the fugitive, Jie Bao the two-headed snake and the two-tailed scorpion.

There are 17 people in Bujun General School: Fan Rui, the demon king of the world, Bao Xu, the god of Sangmen, Nezha with eight arms, Li Guns, the great sage of Qitian, Xue Yong, Ci, Mu Chun, Zheng Tianshou, the tiger general, Langjun with white face, King Kong in Yunli, Du Qian, Zou Yuan, Zou Run, Hua, Gong Wang, Hu Dingdesun and Mei.

Eight leaders of Sizhai Water Army: Hunjiang Long Lijun, Chuanhuoer Zhang Heng, Langli Baitiao Zhang Shun, Tai Sui Ruan Xiaoer, short-lived Jiro Ruan Xiaowu, Yamaraja Ruan Xiaoqi, Chudong suburb Tong Wei and Fan Jianghong Tong Meng.

The fourth shop inquired about silence and invited eight guests: (Dongshan Hotel) Xiao Weichi Sun Xin and female snail Gu Dasao; (Xishan Hotel) Garden Zhang Qing, Sun Erniang; (Nanshan Hotel) Zhu Gui, Du Xing, with a grinning face; (Beishan Hotel) urges Judge Li Li to live with Shepo Wang.

Chief Scout Member: Mr. Dai, Shen Xing Pacific Insurance.

Four generals of Mibu Army: Tiejiaozi, Drum Flea Migration, Duan Jinmao and Bai Sheng White Mouse.

Guard two generals, Ma Rao: Xiao and Sai Guosheng.

Two generals guarding China Army: Mao Xing Kong Ming and Du Masi Kong Liang.

Executioners specializing in execution: Cai Fu with Iron Arm and Cai Qing with Flower Arm.

Two Ma Jun leaders who specialize in the affairs of the three armed forces: Wang Ying, a short-legged tiger, and Hu Sanniang.

Sixteen leaders in charge of supervision: master student Xiao Rang; Ding Gong rewards and punishes Pei Xuan, a member of the military and political department, who is impartial and upright; The calculation of money and food expenditure is included in a member, the divine operator Jiang Jing; A member of the supervision of large and small warships, Yu Gan Meng Kang; Specially made a member of the military symbol seal, Jin Dajian, a jade arm craftsman; Specially made a robe coat with a standard and an ape Hou Jian; Huangfu Duan, a veterinarian specializing in horses; An Daoquan, a physician specializing in various diseases; Supervising the construction of the Iron Blood Feast, leopard Tang Long; Specially built a member of the big and small guns, and the thunder can't move; Liu Yun is a tiger in the construction and restoration of a member. Slaughter cattle, horses, pigs, sheep and livestock, Cao Zheng is a ghost; Arrange banquet, iron fan Song Qing; Zhu Fu, a smiling tiger, is the supervisor who supplies all banquets. Supervise the construction of water margin, a member of the city wall, and a turtle with nine tails; Holding the "handsome" flag, Yu Baosi is a dangerous Taoist god.

In April of the second year of Xuanhe, there was a big party in Liangshanpo, and people were sent to inform it.

On the same day, in Song Gongming, Liangshanbo, orders were issued, leaders were appointed, and everyone received the seal of the military code. The party was over, everyone was drunk, and all the leaders returned to their designated houses. Among them, undecided deacons are stationed around Yantai and listen to orders. The order has been decided, and each of them has obeyed.

Tomorrow, Song gathered all the people in the hall and burned a incense burner. He said to them, "Today is not what it used to be. I have a saying: since we meet in heaven, we must swear to heaven. We are all one heart, supporting Song Jiang through life and death, and sharing weal and woe. " Everyone was overjoyed and said in unison, "Yes." Everyone lit incense. Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Lin Chong, Qin Ming, Hu, Huarong, Chai Jin, Zhu Tong, Lu, Dong Ping, Yang Zhi, Xu Ning, Suochao, Dai Zong, Liu Tang, Li Mi, Shi Jin, Mu Hong, Lei Heng, Li Jun, Fei Xuan, Ou Peng, Deng Fei.

-treat each other with sincerity and make a big oath.

In the past, I secretly missed Jiang and other places, but now I get together; The sight is a brother, and heaven and earth are parents. One hundred and eight people have different faces and outstanding faces; One hundred and eight people, one heart, Brightheart. Happiness will be the same, so will sadness; Life is different, so is death. Since it is listed in the sky, it doesn't make people laugh. The sound of a day is rich. The courage of life is the same. Ruthlessness means breaking justice, and the outside is the inside. There is a beginning and no end, the sky shines, and the ghost is around. The sword cuts its body, and the thunder destroys its trace; Sink into hell forever, never be human! Karma is clear, gods * * *!

After the oath, everyone made an oath in unison: "I hope we can meet in life and the world, and there will never be obstacles, just like today!" Everyone drank blood that day and dispersed when they were drunk.

The reader heard:-This is the gathering place of the Water Margin. At night, Lu Junyi was lying in a tent and had a dream that he was a long man with a treasure bow, claiming that "I am Ji Kang, and I want to catch thieves with the emperor, so I am here alone. You should separate them as soon as possible, so as not to waste my hands and feet! "

When Lu Junyi heard this in his dream, he felt very angry. He took the giant and strode after it, but he couldn't. It turned out that the blade broke first. Lu Junyi flustered, abandoned the folding knife and went to the rest place to pick it up. I saw many knives, guns, swords and halberds. Some were missing, others were broken, and none of them could be used against the enemy.

The man has rushed to the back. Lu Junyi was at a loss, so he had to raise his right fist and hit it, but the man only had the tip of his bow. Lu Junyi's right arm was broken early and he fell. The man untied the rope from his waist, tied it and dragged it to a place.

There is a lawsuit in the middle. The man sat in the south, pushing Lu Junyi into the grass under the hall, as if to inquire. Countless people are crying outside the door. The man shouted, "Come in if you have anything to say!" I saw countless people crying and kneeling together.

Lu Junyi, a look, are tied, that is, sung river 170 people. Lu Junyi was frightened in his dream and asked Duan, "What is the reason?" Who will grasp the future? "

Duan knelt behind Lu Junyi and whispered, "My brother learned that Wang Wei was arrested and was anxious to save him, so he consulted with his military adviser. Unless he does this kind of bitter plan, he is willing to enter the DPRK to save his life. "

Before the words were finished, I saw the man angry and scolded, "Ten thousand people are wasting thieves!" " You have committed a heinous crime, and the court has come to arrest you many times, and you have openly refused to kill countless loyal subjects! Today I beg for mercy, hoping to escape from the knife and axe! If I pardon you today, how can I rule the world the day after tomorrow? Moreover, the wolf is ambitious and confident that you can't do it! Where is my executioner? "

Too late to say, it would be too soon; See commanded, two hundred and sixteen executioners poured out from the shelter, two take one, sung river, Lu Junyi, one hundred and eight warriors were beheaded in the grass under the hall.

Lu Junyi was scared out of her wits in her dream; Slightly dodged to go to class, but there was a sign with four green words "Peace in the World" in the big book. This poem says:

Emperor Taiping sat in the middle, and the steady officials were divided into four parts.

But when I see a fat sheep instead of an old man, I don't smell the general.

I inherited rites and music as my family background and wanted to send an express article with a eulogy.

Don't learn from the southeast, but say there are clouds in the northwest.

Generally speaking, people are a pile of dirt, if you get the same goal in a hundred years!

After the rent is over, I will be honest and respectful to the emperor, and negative exposure is better than settling accounts after the autumn.

The tiger was built when the son grew tall, and the owner thought it was a cow when he arrived.

The night is cold, thin and drunk, and the language is not surprising.