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Thunder always sends text messages

Dear Thunder users, hello everyone:

Dear, Thunder is really a high-end high-tech software that challenges users' psychological limits and is extremely confident. Some time ago, Thunder sent a short message: Your account login in different places is abnormal, abnormal, abnormal ... abnormal to the nth power, please change the abnormal password quickly. With an abnormal mood, I went to Xunlei Abnormal Security Center to change the abnormal password, and clicked "Change password, abnormal, abnormal ... query information is abnormal, please wait ..." Twenty seconds later, the webpage opened, the verification code was entered, and then "SMS verification code is being verified, please wait. . 。” Wait 60-N seconds, the verification code time has passed. .........

"You have been verified for more than 24 hours, please try again tomorrow. “

The next day: "Please try again tomorrow ..."

Day 3: "Please try again tomorrow ..."

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I remember a story. A restaurant hung a sign at the door: Eating tomorrow is free, because tomorrow will never come.

Our employees are drinking coffee and the boss is counting money, so there is no time to meddle! ! ! The customer is God? Joke: You used my software, and I am God. Even if you pay, I am God. Will you help me? Don't seal your number.

Dear Thunder users, it's so exciting and unforgettable. This is the ultimate experience brought by Thunder, a world-class software developed by China's latest technology. As long as you get on the ship of Thunder Warrior, you will never forget it. You will remember: "It's easier to get on a thief's boat than to get off a thief's boat". So, remember, this is our thunder. As a world-class super master software, we will serve you wholeheartedly, and you will never use it again.

Why?

because ......

"Zunjing" Thunder users:

"major"