Funny online buzzwords talk about Daquan 202 1

A selection of funny online buzzwords:

1, don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

2. Ask yourself how much sadness you can have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

3, my friend, you are leaving today, please fuck this white girl.

4. Give me a boat full of women, and I can call myself a dead man!

If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised.

6, the peacock desperately opened the screen, but showed his ass!

7, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

8. When is the bright moon, ask the sky for wine and say, fuck off, I am so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast by myself?

9, time is like cleavage, as long as a squeeze, there is always.

10, even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

1 1, are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

12, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.

13, all unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

14, teacher, just follow the old lady! It's been a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

15, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

16, an advertisement in a flower shop: The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

17, about thong: I used to take off my underwear to see my ass; Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear.

18, being single is very painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good.

19, beheading is nothing, the head is no bigger than a bowl of scars, and after 18, it is a zombie.

20, stars can be more famous if they take off a little, but I was caught naked!

2 1, I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but it can't find a way out.

22, bathing is the blessing of the ass, is the bitterness of the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.

23. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

24. I can't talk. I stutter when I see many people, like sheep dung. Please forgive me if I have no taste for you.

Funny online buzzwords talk about choice 2:

1, smoking is the art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

3, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

4, stay up late, because there is no courage to end this day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

5, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani. Yidian market network

6. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

7. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know you were both civil and military until you hit him.

8. Life is too short to be sexy.

9. Part I: Maybe it seems to be probably; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

10, there are some things that don't need to be wrangled, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

1 1. Admit your mistakes and never change.

12, a man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away.

13, the oath was just a slip of the tongue.

14. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

15, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

16, I suggest you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

17, from heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

18 actually, I am very curtilage, it's just a matter of whose house I live in.

19, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

20, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid.

2 1, for girls: it's only a matter of time before you get pregnant.

22, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

23. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

24, youth, you are too acne!

25. Teacher, after you put on Laona's gauze, you will be Laona's person.

A complete collection of online buzzwords

1.2B Not only pencils, but also you.

2. Love is not looking for when it is lacking, but changing when it is tired.

Love is a glass of wine. I carefully held it to my beloved, and he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.

Secret love is a successful pantomime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

5. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are!

6. Mix Niang vegetables, buy bean curd, mix Niang 'ao and cut mutton!

7. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. ...

8. Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

9. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

10. Erection is not everything, but you can't do anything without it!

1 1. You can't pretend to be a couple in a pair of clothes, and not all lovers in the world can be together.

12. It's not that I don't fold quilts. The main reason is that I miss the past very much, that is, I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

13. It's not that I don't laugh, but the powder falls off when I laugh.

14. Don't give me a discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID. ..

15. Big women can't live without electricity for a day, and little women can't live without money for a day!

16. Wait for my son. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

17. Be nice to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

18. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

19. What a big piece of fresh meat!

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

2 1. Why don't you say love? Some things are lost and never come back.

22. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

23. Introduce a place that can be grounded ~

24. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

25. Happiness is disguised to others.

26. Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

27. After the two broke up completely, every year on each other's birthday, either party sent a message to send a blessing, proving that although we broke up, I still remember you and even remember your birthday. It's totally unnecessary bullshit. Do you regard people as martyrs' cemeteries?

No one holds my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

29. No one looks down on you because others don't look at you at all. Everyone is busy!

30. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear everything for you. Tired, put your heart on the shore.

3 1. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

32. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil. ...

33. When is the bright moon, ask the sky for wine ... The sky says, Fuck NMD, I'm too busy to talk to you, and watch the weather forecast by myself!

34. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

I don't even believe in punctuation.

36. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

37. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

Don't worry, I won't tell you if I kill you.

39. You think you are redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant!

40. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

4 1. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

42. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back, and you turned around and said in surprise, ah, it's you!

43. Please tell the prince that I am still on a difficult road, and there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome boys who have not been killed. Tell him to go back to sleep

44. The whole world is pretending, only I don't. Before you left, I took the initiative to go out.

45. I am here to shout in a low-key way that I have no time to participate in your past and I don't want to participate in your future.

46. If life is just like the first time, don't be sentimental. Say goodbye, maybe never again.

47. Life-school, class, school, vacation, graduation, old age, regret and death.

48. If you like someone very much, keep your friends at arm's length, so that you will never lose them.

49. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up advertisement.

50. If I'm really fine, why don't you?

5 1. If I become emperor, I will make you a prince!

If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

53. If you are willing to give up, you will gain something, forget what should be forgotten, give up what should be given up, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

54. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

55. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

56. There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

57. Xiaomi is our respectful name for the mouse.

58. No one belongs to anyone, no one is a passer-by, no one can keep anyone's heart, and no one can have anyone.

59. The so-called pure friendship between men and women is nothing more than two situations: girls are men and boys are women.

There are so many people who hate me. Who are you?

6 1. Playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically ...

62. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

63. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

64. I want to grow old unexpectedly with you.

65. In ancient China, there was an artifact of governing the country: the Yellow Calendar. To increase the population, write more about proper sex; If you want to expose people and make them not angry, you should write more. If you don't want them to make trouble in the street, write avoid traveling.

66. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

67. There is too much helplessness in our life, and we can't change it. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

68. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

69. I am a thin man. I can count my ribs when I am sad!

70. Shall I go to Huzhou or Fuzhou? Where is dad going?

7 1. I said, big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to keep sending it to me!

72. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

73. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past. Don't miss, don't miss, miss can't go back.

74. I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

75. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

77. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now I want to leave you for a long time.

78. Like is faint, but love is deep. I heard that happiness is very simple, so simple that it will be diluted as soon as time goes by.

79. Nowadays, women, if you are the one during the day, let bullets fly at night. Therefore, there are many orphans of Zhao.

80. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is there, and don't forget to put your original smile on your face after crying.

8 1. Women in the new century: enter the hall, leave the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojans, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house, beat mistresses and beat hooligans. ..

82. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

83. If you want to love, please love deeply. If you don't love, please go away.

84. A person can like many people and be liked by many people, but in the end he can only choose one and be loyal to this choice.

85. If you can't shit on one foot, then you are innocent!

86. Admit your mistakes and never change.

87. Someone throws oil all over you and tells you, don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him not to worry. There are also Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar.

88. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

89. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

90. True love is like a UFO, only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

9 1. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

92. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

202 1 encyclopedia of online buzzwords

1, the world is so big, I want to see it.

On April 4th, 20xx 14, a resignation letter caused a heated discussion. The reason for resignation is only 10, which was rated as the most sentimental resignation letter in history by netizens. Some netizens ridiculed: Shanglian: The world is so big, I want to see it; Bottom line: the wallet is too small to go anywhere; Horizontal batch: Go to work well.

2. Say the important things three times

It turned out to be a broadcast advertisement of a real estate website: go straight, go straight, go straight, and say the important things three times. Once the advertisement was launched, it quickly spread to all major radio stations.

You city folks really know how to party.

4. Protect the country.

20xx From May to early July, China stock market evaporated by trillions. At this time, a slogan to protect the country was launched online, which means not to sell stocks for personal interests, let alone to sell or reduce stocks for the overall interests of the country and the stability of the stock market.

You can eat by your face, but you must rely on your talent.

After a beautiful photo of Jia Ling's past was turned out by netizens, everyone was surprised to find that Jia Ling, who laughed at herself and often wrestled with boys, was once a goddess! Jia Ling responded in Weibo: I made an in-depth interpretation: You can live by your face, but you have to rely on your talent.

6. I want to be quiet

The original intention is to make me quiet, but most of the online misinterpretation is that I miss silence. Netizens are scrambling to quote, don't look for me, I want to be quiet, don't ask me who is quiet.

7, scared the baby to death

8, the heart is almost collapsed.

A sentence from a domestic cartoonist in an interview with the media in 20xx was used by netizens.

9. My mother is my mother

It originated from the wonderful experience of Mr. Chen, a citizen, how to prove that my mother is my mother. Mr. Chen is preparing to go abroad, but he is asked to prove the mother-child relationship between Mr. Chen and the emergency contact. In addition to proving that my mother is my mother, all kinds of innocence that I can't prove by myself make people run errands.

10, mainly depends on temperament.

It refers to Cyndi Wang's style of eating hamburgers in his new album "Dare to Dare to Do", which was rated as the main temperament by netizens. And in a short time, it reached the top of the hot search, detonating the national follow-up temperament map!

1 1、Duang

Meaning: Add special effects to express a funny taste with playful abuse.

Origin: In February this year, an advertisement endorsed by Jackie Chan, which had been counterfeited, was dug up by netizens for a new round of spoof. Netizens synchronized this advertisement with Pang's My Skateboarding Shoes and turned it into my shampoo. Among them, Jackie Chan described the word duang with exaggerated gestures in advertisements, which was impressive, and duang quickly became an online buzzword.

For example, duang's lecture is about to start, and the graduation project opening report and thesis translation of patients with late procrastination have not moved a word, so they are kindly cancelled.

We are exhausted.

Source: In the variety "Running Man", Deng Chao's song "We are Chopping Wood" made the brothers and directors present laugh instantly, and the self-styled Xueba also caused the collective spit of netizens. Netizen teased: Deng Chao, the representative of the English class, made the teacher cry.

13, you are ugly, you go to sleep first.

Born out of that sentence, you are ugly, you say it first. It comes from putting the ugly words first, misinterpreting sentences as ugly, and saying the previous words. Further extended to you ugly, you say first, you ugly, you sleep first, you ugly, you go first.

14, local tyrants, let's be good friends!

Originated from the network to show off wealth

15, blame me

Internet hot words blame me for being interesting. How to understand rhetorical questions or irony depends entirely on the official mind. The buzzwords of anime and League of Legends are suitable for saying these three words lightly. They can hit back at others mercilessly, or they can pretend to be innocent and become the end of the topic.

16, I'm Ye.

Who is Ye Chenliang? Mary Sullivan, a junior who loves his girlfriend deeply, has watched too much! Hello, I'm Ye, Liang from Zhao Ritian and Chen from Fourcand.

17, submitted to the state

It was handed over to the country from the TV series "Tomb Raider Notes". In order to successfully pass the trial, the protagonist Wu Xie changed the story of grave robbery in the original book to turn over all the cultural relics he saw to the country, so all the treasures in the film could not escape the fate of turning over to the country, which attracted a large-scale denunciation from the original fans and the opera-watching party.

18, sleep, get up. Hello.

This sentence first came from a short video on Weibo. Under the melody of happy worship, the demon man talks to himself in front of the screen. This sentence finally became a classic.

19, silly white sweet

Stupid daytime usually refers to the heroine in TV series or movies, who is stupid and heartless, and is later used to describe the role without acting skills. Silly white sweet has two directions. One is a beautiful, gentle and sweet love story. Although the bridge is a little old, the plot is not bloody. In addition, it can also be used to describe the heroine in a love story, heartless, silly and lovely, which makes people feel very warm.

20. Small meat

Used to describe handsome, muscular young boys, generally refers to boys with a simple personality, simple emotional experience, not much emotional experience, and good looks between 12-25.

2 1, heart-shaped plug

Here, it means that you are in a panic, uncomfortable and uncomfortable with what is happening around you. It can also mean being speechless about something, which can be translated as feeling stiff, overwhelmed or uncomfortable.

22, what?

It is generally used between lovers, girlfriends or people with good relationships to express the meaning of closeness.

23. You can do it. You can do it.

Don't deny others casually, try it yourself first, I'm afraid it's not as good as others!

24. Being rich is willful.

This sentence also swept the country in 20xx. Some people know that they have been cheated, but they still remitted 540,000 yuan to the swindlers. When the police asked him why, he said he just wanted to know how much money the liar could cheat him! It was ridiculed by the majority of netizens as: money is so capricious!

24、66666

It is generally believed that it comes from the evaluation of teammates or opponents in League of Legends. A series of numbers sent by netizens to save typing time, in the same form as 333. Chinese homophonic means lingering. The operation or consciousness in online games is very powerful and comprehensive, and you play well.

25. no more.

So far, there is no way to verify it. Lol has a special meaning. Not wanting it means being miserable. Very, very meaningful, double negation is affirmation.

26. Amway

Amway, a direct selling company from America. Derivative meaning-highly recommended (generally you feel good and want to share it with others). This word has already broken through the original meaning in the circle of games, COSER and animation, and has been extended to another new meaning: strongly recommended. It means similar to selling recommendations.

27, eat soil

This word is associated with poverty and originated from comics. Later, it was gradually used by the great gods of Cosplay to compare themselves: Cosplay burned money and was poor enough to eat soil. 20xx Double Eleven pushed the word "eating soil" to a climax. Netizens laughed at themselves for over-shopping, overspending and eating only soil next month. Shopping is seriously over budget, and they are so poor that they can only eat dirt next month.

28. Why don't you go to heaven?

This hot word comes from an online article about how to teach the northeast people, and one of it is terrible for you. Why don't you go to heaven? As soon as it came out, it caused many netizens to watch and imitate, and the large-scale crazy turn attracted a lot of attention. Seeing this, you will go to heaven without boasting?

29, also drunk.

Taking drunkenness as an excuse means that you can't understand each other's thoughts, but in fact it expresses your irrationality, slight dissatisfaction with yourself or contempt for people or things, and disdains to respond and fight back. Origin: It is also the origin of the drunken curse, which can be traced back to the legendary swordsman of Jin Yong. Ling Huchong, a joker in the novel, once satirized the flattery of others: I felt sick, wobbly and almost drunk when I saw the flattery of those people. However, it was still loved by a group of post-90 s, and the game LOL (League of Legends) was sought after by many post-90 s, to the effect that I was persuaded. The use of context was originally to meet a teammate like a pig in the game. It is not easy to say it directly, so we have to say that we are drunk, which implies sarcasm, mainly as an expression of speechless and depressed emotions.

30. Small public exercises

A small public sacrifice ceremony, simply speaking, is the name of the little princess, which has gradually developed into the name of some men by netizens. And this kind of man, the biggest feature is that he has a girlish heart, some girlish hearts, but no sissy.

3 1, natural eggs

However, there is no abbreviation for egg. The video commentary of the game from the Dragon Ball LOL anchor Ani cake shop is useless to eggs, which is referred to as natural eggs, meaningless and useless.

32, I take you, you take the money.

The original poem is that spring is coming, let's go on a trip! I take you, you take the money, Sanya or the Yangtze River, cross the Tanggula Pass and storm the Tengger Desert. Let's take a trip! I'll take you, you get the money, even if it's the ends of the earth, even if it's the ends of the earth! The poems on tall buildings are in line with the reality of having to bring money, and many netizens are very happy to read them.

Internet buzzwords

1. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

2, raw, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

My cousin is over forty years old. Starting from the text, I failed in the exam for three years. Then I practiced martial arts, and as soon as I made a move in the martial arts field, I was fired from playing drums. Change the medicine, write the prescription, eat it, and die.

4. Asking how worried you are is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. ...

My life is limited, and my food is limited.

6. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

8. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, so you have to throw stones at my head.

9. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

10, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure, patting the ass to leave.

1 1, we walk too fast for our souls to keep up. ...

12, don't argue with the earth people.

13, a girl from a virgin to a woman only needs to succeed once, and a boy from a virgin to a man needs repeated tempering.

14, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later.

15. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

16, rich people are uncles! But even more people owe money and don't pay it back.

17. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

18, why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die and sleep after you die? ...

19. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

20. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

2 1. On a business trip to Xi 'an, a Dalian native boasted a lot about how good Dalian was, and then said that Dalian's centennial celebration was grand, and then asked a person next to him, "Is there a centennial celebration in Xi 'an?" A few Xi 'an's buddies next to him were shocked. After a while, they forced out a sentence: "I remember when Xi 'an was founded, there was a' bonfire emperor' ..."

22. If a diamond lasts forever, one will go bankrupt.

In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, while drivers of Mercedes-Benz may be logistics. ...

24, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light. ...

25. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she hasn't passed CET-4 and won't accept it in buddhist nun.

26. A star can become more famous if he takes off his clothes a little, but I was caught when I took off my clothes.

27, look at a beautiful MM, there is no way to strike up a conversation, a brick on the roadside, pick it up, go forward, "classmate, did you drop this?"

When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist. I fantasize that I am the owner of the landlord's house, and there are thousands of hectares of fertile land at home. I am in a daze all day, and it has nothing to do with leading a group of dog slaves to flirt with a good girl on the street. ...

29. Don't talk to me about ideals and quit.

30, I can despise you, despise you, look down on you, don't look at you.

3 1, women are pleasing to themselves, and men are poor to please themselves!

32. I am Jesus, his son, Coconut!

33. Can spiders hang themselves?

34. Work hard today and avoid envy and asking for help another day.

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure …

36. Because of humility, it is noble. Because you know, you are compassionate; Because of strangeness, so brave, because of distance, so beautiful.

37, the man's mouth narrowed, and his sweetheart had a chicory lotus!

38. There is a tractor in my village.

39. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives!

40. Ten years of primary school and twelve years of secondary school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

4 1, I hate it when someone points a mouse at my head.

42, watching movies, I can't wait to see literary films-AV doesn't count, AV is an action movie …

43. Effie, don't worry. I'll turn the sign after taking a shower.

44. You will become the sea and be eaten by sharks!

45. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

46. Zi once said: Men are 20 Hitachi, 30 Pentium, 40 Microsoft, 50, 60 shanzhai …

47. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personal and is automatically blocked by the system.

48. Lie down if you fall!

49. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China's family planning work this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

50. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty. Play an idiom …

5 1, college is learning!

52. The traffic in Beijing almost starved to death!

53, white-collar workers calculate a fart, raising pigs is foreign.

54. Cigarettes are naughty, so we smoke …

55. Who wears durian perfume?

56. Please continue those who love me, and don't give up those who hate me.

57. I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

58. Being gentler than me is looking for a smoke.

59. The master has become an immortal. Please sign your name!

60. Pick up the cake and rush to the money!

6 1, kill the bird man. I'm an angel.

62. The top of the mountain is frozen!

63, life can be done, life can also be exquisite!

64. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? ! !

65. I am a famous villain …

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

67. Tanks bound for spring!

68. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go!

69. Water enters the brain and fish is raised in the cerebellum.

70. When you are not online, I always stare at your information in a daze.

7 1, I died, but I stood up again in the fire. Do you guess nirvana or corpse change?

72. I ate a bottle of "Wuji Baifeng Pill" by mistake. That's great. I have nosebleeds for a few days every month.

73. Press "Start" and then press "U" twice to find out the hidden game of windows.

74. This QQ was stolen by a woman, and now it's back … Please delete me automatically if you don't know me.

75. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!

76. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

77. This is a KB story. When you comb in front of the mirror in the middle of the night 12, you will see … scalp … debris!

78. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

79. The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Ke Qing, as generous as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Xifeng and as blessed as Yuan Chun, hehe. ...

80. The input and output of love are never disproportionate, and it is often oneself who is touched by wishful sacrifice!