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Ferguson’s classic quotes

Alan Hansen:I'd say that overhauling Arsenal this season is your greatest achievement,don't you think?

Ferguson:No Alan, knocking Liverpool off their **** ing perch is my greatest achievement.

Alan Hansen: "Overtaking Arsenal this season is your greatest achievement, do you agree?"

Ferguson: "No, Alan "Kicking Liverpool off their fucking throne is my greatest achievement."

——Ferguson was rude in his response to Hansen, the famous Liverpool player who once mocked Manchester United.

Journalist:Sir Alex,do you really think that £27m Juan Veron is suitable for this club...

Ferguson:I'm no ****ing talking to you . He's a ****ing great player and you're all ****ing idiots...this conference is finished...

Reporter: "Sire Sir Alex, do you really think 2700 Is the 10,000-pound Veron suitable for Manchester United?"

Ferguson: "I don't want to fucking talk to you, he is a fucking great player, you are a fucking idiot...this press conference. That's the end."

- Talking about Veron at a press conference.

My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment,my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their ****ing perch. And you can print that.

"My greatest challenge The great achievement is not now, my greatest achievement is to knock Liverpool off the fucking throne."

——Ferguson in September 2002. An open provocation against Liverpool in the Guardian.

When an Italian says it's pasta I check under the sauce to make sure. They are innovators of the smokescreen.

"When an Italian says it's pasta I check under the sauce to make sure. They are innovators of the smokescreen. Check again to see what is under the sauce. They are all masters of creating smoke." - In March 1999, before the Champions League away game against Inter Milan, the opponent's players were injured. News, Ferguson said.

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.

"If it was Cole, he should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Going to play him”

—Ferguson’s bizarre logic in evaluating Cole’s status on the team.

The lads really ran their socks into the ground.

"Those guys really ran their socks into the ground."

——1994/95 season In the last round of the Premier League, West Ham drew with Manchester United in the last round and gave the championship to Blackburn who lost to Liverpool. Ferguson was very angry after the game.

Just ****ing patch him up.

“Go fucking patch him up.”

——Zai Fei A furious Ferguson told the team doctor after the boot injured Beckham's eyebrow.

It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could; I would have carried on playing!

"That was A magical accident, it won't happen again if I kick him 100 times or even a million times. If I can hit him intentionally, I should continue to play!" - Ferguson The media explained that the "flying boot incident" with Beckham was purely accidental.

His advertising work is just something he's got to do, and I understand that. He'll earn more money doing that than playing football. Fair play to him,I say.

"His advertising work is what he has to do, I understand. He makes more money doing that than playing football. To be fair to him, I have to say that."

——Ferguson on Beckham's business activities .

This was an important day and we wanted everyone together. In that situation it was best to leave Ruud [van Nistelrooy] out.

“This was an important day and we wanted everyone together. Everyone is united. In this case, it is better for me to get rid of Ruud (Ruud)”

——Ferguson explained the expulsion of Van Nistelrooy before the final round of the 05/06 season. Ni's reasons.

At the end of this game, the European Cup will be only six feet away from you and you'll not even able to touch it if we lose. And for many of you that will be the closest you will ever get. Don't you dare come back in here without giving your all.

"After this game, if we lose, even though the Champions League is only 6 feet away from you, you can You can't even touch it. For many of you, this is probably the closest you'll ever get to it. How dare you come back here without trying your best?"

—Ferguson’s half-time speech in the 1999 Champions League final.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.

"Unbelievable, I can't believe this is true. Football, damn it Damn it.”

——Ferguson said this after the reversal in the 1999 Champions League final.

It would have been Sir Matt Busby's 90th birthday today,but I think he was up there doing a lot of kicking.

"Today is Sir Matt Busby's 90th birthday Birthday, but I think he definitely helped us play on the court." ——Ferguson's remarks after the 1999 Champions League victory.

It's getting tickly now - squeaky-bum time, I call it.

"It's getting tickly now - squeaky-bum time, I call it."

——The adjective used by Ferguson to describe the fierce competition for the championship in 2002 was selected into the new vocabulary of the "Corinthian Dictionary".

If he was an inch taller he'd be the best center half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I'd check the milkman.

"If only he was one inch taller Inches, he can become the best central defender in England. His dad is 6 feet 2 inches tall, so I think the milkman is suspicious."

Ferguson actually suspected his disciple Gary. ·Is Neville an illegitimate child?

Whether Dribbling or sprinting, Ryan can leave the best defenders with twisted blood.

“Whether it’s fake moves or speed, Ryan can always stun the best defenders, and then He shook it off."

——Ferguson praised his disciple Giggs.