Funny express short message daquan

1, weather forecast: 20 15, you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky chardonnay, health cream, happy thunder and safety hail. Please note that they will surround you all year round.

2. Is anyone there? I am the courier who sends the blessing message. Please sign for it. Don't underestimate it. It is full of sincere wishes from the sender: I wish you peace and happiness all your life; The future and career are thriving; Of course, sweet love and good luck always bind you, so why linger? Give me your autograph quickly.

I wish you youth, fat as a pig, sweet potato in your hand, like a dwarf, be a wild ghost mouse, never give up, and be a wild boar with a hippo. Congratulations. Congratulations.

4. Thank you for the sunshine, thank God for letting you be born on this day, and thank Mom and Dad for their early efforts to make me lucky to meet you. Happy birthday.

5. Nowadays, girls are really difficult to help. If they stand on the road angrily and foolishly, they can't be coaxed. I said to buy you a bunch of flowers and ignore me; I said take you to the movies and ignore me; I say we eat something delicious, or leave me alone. Then his boyfriend came up to me and asked me, who are you?

6. If you feel happy, wave; If you feel happy, stamp your feet; If you feel happy, you shake your head. Happy new year, crazy.

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7. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year. If it's two, happy new year. If it is a team, please tell me where you are.

8. The magpie came, and my mother said it was a bird or a guest; The swallow came, and my mother said it was a beneficial bird and a visitor. The crow came, and the child asked, Are you a guest, too? Yes, I am a hacker, cried the crow.

9. I wish the new year is a peaceful year, living and working in peace, prosperity, prosperity, good luck, striving for the peak, worry-free skills and eternal youth. I wish you happiness.

10, may you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, wealth and auspiciousness, enter the new year and be happy every day.

1 1. In the coming Spring Festival, I will knit a red sweater for you with a blessing twist and candlelight: the predecessor is peace, the back is happiness, and auspiciousness is thick shoulders. It's best to wear sleeves, including a thoughtful collar. Your pocket is full of happiness, so you can wear a T with a warm package.

12, I'm getting married. Gossip will only give you three heads: wife comes first at home, family comes first outside, making money first after marriage, paying attention to health at work, wishing the whole family happiness, early birth and good luck! Happy wedding.

Funny greetings for the Year of the Ox and the New Year.

13, life is long, who takes a few steps! Take care of your family and lover! 32. There is a chef at home, and you have a good heart outside. Sitting on a good table also looks good, but you can't see it in the distance! Keep two, keep one, develop three, five and six sevens.

14, the wife should check her husband carefully every day to see if she can find a single woman's hair. One day, after searching for nothing for a long time, he scolded: Now you want to be a nun.

15, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and what people say is not true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is not enough for men not to fight; 29. If a person has money, who is predestined friends with? If this man were alive, pigs would climb trees.

16, across Ma Benteng, a lifetime portrait of a happy and rich lover was formed, with a groundsel, a rose, a hundred days of fragrance and a hundred days of singing and dancing. Beautiful figure, handsome mind and brilliant career. Two relationships wish a lifetime of happiness.

17, a smoker went to space to experience life. He brought 50 kilograms of cigarettes. A year later, when I returned to Earth, I looked at Huang Chengcheng and said, Mom, I forgot to bring my lighter.

18, bless you in the name of love. May the flower of love in your heart never wither. Bless you in the name of years, may years not change the feelings of love. Happy wedding.

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19. Stimulate missing domestic demand, promote concerned employment, maintain concerned growth, stabilize happy people's livelihood, overcome the difficulty of distance, adhere to happy scientific development, and wish you success in your career.

20. As pure as snowflakes, as beautiful as fireworks, as brilliant as a year, as sweet and gentle as tofu, as hardworking and kind as elephants. You like both this flower and that flower, so I should call you Hua! I wish you a happy new year.

2 1, a small tree, a little grass, a bird, carefree; The villain Xiaotian has no pressure; Small feelings, small messages full of love; A small letter, a small blessing branded: happiness throughout the spring.

22. Send you a wishing tree: your heart is full of pistachios, melons, lucky plums, warm plums, happy peaches and rich dates, reflecting your good luck in the year.

23, happy gongs and drums to congratulate the happy event, concise and lively. The romantic lyre is a perfect match for the couple. Suona hung high in the clouds and invited Feng to get engaged. It's a pleasure to clink glasses and discs and sing. Zhu: A century of harmony.

24, friends, wandering the Jianghu, I wish you good skills: learn to be happy and relaxed, and your troubles are greatly removed. Miracles are born in the nine yang, exquisite steps are safe, and your fortune is eighteen palms.